The only way you’re going to get laid at SXSW is to find a girl who doesn’t mind having sex in a closet or on the floor of a shitty hotel room at six in the morning. In other words, you’re not going to get laid at SXSW.

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27 Comments
  1. LoLo Says:

    Such a 10. I’m not sure what the camera toting thing behind her is though.


  2. Zippy Says:

    I’d like to imagine she’s slowly going for a small pistol or at least a can of mace to take out this smarmy looking voyeur with one clean shot.


  3. skull front Says:

    Hey! Paul McCartney


  4. MEEMERS Says:

    I like her hair?


  5. !!! Says:

    charlize? mmmm…donut


  6. Spandrell Says:

    pure class


  7. bolo Says:

    one of the best ways to get laid is not be me.


  8. james Says:

    aren’t they both girls?


  9. kure kure takora Says:

    People actually “give a shit” about sxsw?


  10. no.thanks. Says:

    more like, the only way you are going to get laid at sxsw is to not hit on lesbians.


  11. Billy Cox Says:

    fuck yea i’d break that vulcans ass


  12. imyar Says:

    solid ten


  13. zungguzungguguzungguzeng Says:

    Thats my home city! ATX Brap Braaap! If any of y’all be goin for SXSW rsvp asap for the grand ole party, Ill be at the smokers section you already know

    http://knucklerumbler.com/2010/03/nah-right-and-the-smoking-section-present-the-grand-ole-party/


  14. Bentley Says:

    Isn’t that the girl from America’s next top model? Megan, is that you? Oh wait, she’s those are my friends! Hi Megan and Coco, can’t wait to see pics from ur trip, you look like a pro with that camera.


  15. EW Says:

    androgyny junction.


  16. EW Says:

    also, isn’t she the blonde version of that chick from that annoying v show who’s commercials r ruining my movie experiences lately.


  17. Dr. Fate Says:

    LIZARD LADY! LIZARD LADY! V! V! V! LIZARD LADY! LIZARD LADY! V! V! V! http://www.reptoids.com/

    this young man is only there because he is about to be someone’s brunch


  18. Yeah Says:

    She looks like a blonde version of Angelina Jolie from Hackers.


  19. Kool G Rapp Says:

    Where Jessica Chink at


  20. Vane$$a Says:

    Not really my cup of vagina, but I’d be proud of myself if she was my sister.


  21. Rock Says:

    Actually listens to YACHT.


  22. Must Says:

    These two women are just my speed. Perfect 10s both of them!


  23. bloop Says:

    aren’t they both girls?

    Aren’t they both guys?


  24. tus papa Says:

    CUTIES WOWEE


  25. Barbara Steele Says:

    total Vulcan


  26. LesbiansInHeelz Says:

    Justin Beiber called, he wants his look back.


  27. Aphexed Says:

    They are so hot and classy! Why my girlfriend does not look like them? HATE to go out with a teen who doesn’t know how to dress with class.


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