The only way you’re going to get laid at SXSW is to find a girl who doesn’t mind having sex in a closet or on the floor of a shitty hotel room at six in the morning. In other words, you’re not going to get laid at SXSW.
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LoLo Says:
Such a 10. I’m not sure what the camera toting thing behind her is though.
Thats my home city! ATX Brap Braaap! If any of y’all be goin for SXSW rsvp asap for the grand ole party, Ill be at the smokers section you already know
Isn’t that the girl from America’s next top model? Megan, is that you? Oh wait, she’s those are my friends! Hi Megan and Coco, can’t wait to see pics from ur trip, you look like a pro with that camera.
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Such a 10. I’m not sure what the camera toting thing behind her is though.
03.17.10 at 10:25 am
I’d like to imagine she’s slowly going for a small pistol or at least a can of mace to take out this smarmy looking voyeur with one clean shot.
03.17.10 at 10:46 am
Hey! Paul McCartney
03.17.10 at 10:53 am
I like her hair?
03.17.10 at 10:54 am
charlize? mmmm…donut
03.17.10 at 11:07 am
pure class
03.17.10 at 11:15 am
one of the best ways to get laid is not be me.
03.17.10 at 11:17 am
aren’t they both girls?
03.17.10 at 11:44 am
People actually “give a shit” about sxsw?
03.17.10 at 12:23 pm
more like, the only way you are going to get laid at sxsw is to not hit on lesbians.
03.17.10 at 12:34 pm
fuck yea i’d break that vulcans ass
03.17.10 at 12:43 pm
solid ten
03.17.10 at 1:37 pm
Thats my home city! ATX Brap Braaap! If any of y’all be goin for SXSW rsvp asap for the grand ole party, Ill be at the smokers section you already know
http://knucklerumbler.com/2010/03/nah-right-and-the-smoking-section-present-the-grand-ole-party/
03.17.10 at 2:02 pm
Isn’t that the girl from America’s next top model? Megan, is that you? Oh wait, she’s those are my friends! Hi Megan and Coco, can’t wait to see pics from ur trip, you look like a pro with that camera.
03.17.10 at 2:37 pm
androgyny junction.
03.17.10 at 3:10 pm
also, isn’t she the blonde version of that chick from that annoying v show who’s commercials r ruining my movie experiences lately.
03.17.10 at 3:17 pm
LIZARD LADY! LIZARD LADY! V! V! V! LIZARD LADY! LIZARD LADY! V! V! V! http://www.reptoids.com/
this young man is only there because he is about to be someone’s brunch
03.17.10 at 6:04 pm
She looks like a blonde version of Angelina Jolie from Hackers.
03.17.10 at 6:12 pm
Where Jessica Chink at
03.17.10 at 6:57 pm
Not really my cup of vagina, but I’d be proud of myself if she was my sister.
03.17.10 at 10:10 pm
Actually listens to YACHT.
03.17.10 at 10:37 pm
These two women are just my speed. Perfect 10s both of them!
03.18.10 at 11:43 am
aren’t they both girls?
Aren’t they both guys?
03.18.10 at 6:12 pm
CUTIES WOWEE
03.22.10 at 8:52 pm
total Vulcan
03.23.10 at 3:32 am
Justin Beiber called, he wants his look back.
04.08.10 at 2:06 pm
They are so hot and classy! Why my girlfriend does not look like them? HATE to go out with a teen who doesn’t know how to dress with class.
08.22.11 at 9:43 am