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Meet the exception to the “Women are attracted to confidence” rule.
When I’m mayor, brass knuckles will no longer be illegal but short hair and flats will.
You can keep your California girls. I wish they could all be breathtaking slobs who don’t give a shit.
I don’t care how he died. I still think that cheetah is a lucky fucker.