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Walking around New York is like a Japanese game show only it’s your own dick smashing you in the head instead of a gigantic, foam hammer.

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18 Comments

no.thanks. Says:

no. no. no.

gotdamnitt how is it that the sartorialist has you beat with street found hotties?

12.02.09 at 12:29 pm
brain cave Says:

example: http://thesartorialist.blogspot.com/2009/11/on-streetchurch-st-nyc.html

12.02.09 at 12:37 pm
GiZZz Says:

I know this girl is hiding a hot body under all that mummy wrapping.

12.02.09 at 12:44 pm
just saying Says:

I don’t know about this one they call ‘pinky’ but the canuck is married (i think) therefore hard-up, therefore gets a boner for anything with a vagina and a smile. Need proof? read this site.

12.02.09 at 12:52 pm
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Says:

waaaaaaaaay too boring for a 10

12.02.09 at 12:57 pm
imyar Says:

SO put together omg fag gallery up there honk on bobo.

12.02.09 at 1:21 pm
Air Biscuits and Gravy Says:

She is giraff like.

12.02.09 at 1:23 pm
Professor Mudbutt Says:

Dude, it’s a nun.

12.02.09 at 1:49 pm
brooklynchimp Says:

7 or 8, not a 10–

12.02.09 at 2:16 pm
JuCIFEUR Says:

BUTTERFACE

12.02.09 at 2:36 pm
Zippy Says:

A Puerto Rican vestal vrigin.

12.02.09 at 3:15 pm
Rick Deckard Says:

that pic been stretched.

12.02.09 at 4:16 pm
felicia Says:

crazy tall.

I don’t see how she’s a 10?

12.02.09 at 4:19 pm
no.thanks. Says:

better……..

http://www.thesartorialist.com/photos/8189GreeneStWeb.jpg

12.02.09 at 5:08 pm
lester Says:

the Sade thing has been huge in NYC since like before Sade

12.02.09 at 5:48 pm
quadruple x Says:

Nope, try agin.

12.02.09 at 7:00 pm
ew Says:

jesus h macy what the fuck is that???? it there like an alien holding up a ” human” mask under there??

12.02.09 at 11:32 pm
bolo Says:

actually, my dick is a giant foam hammer, which sucks because even though it’s really big, it’s a foam hammer.

12.03.09 at 3:57 am

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