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Mein Gott. I want to squeeze them.
12.03.09 at 6:32 am
This sort of bargain is why it’s ok to slap girls sometimes.
12.03.09 at 8:06 am
my girlfriend’s tits look like these. they’re the cherry on top of a great ice-cream sundae. i love her. THE END
12.03.09 at 8:25 am
So she’s not coming back, then?
Shit.
12.03.09 at 8:57 am
It’s true. Only drawback is girls tend to stay in love with you longer than you think, and even they would like, but once it’s over for them, it’s over. I think it’s because girls have been instilled by popular culture to have a “move on” “new life” way of living which equals expiry date. They take it pretty literally. It’s brainwashing.
12.03.09 at 9:34 am
That popular culture theory is bullshit. The way I see it is the worst mistake women can make (and we often do) is thinking you can change a man. We’ll enter relationships knowing there’s some really shitty things we don’t like about the dude we’re seeing but figure somewhere down the road with our careful guidance he’ll realize the error of his ways and change. This is stupid but we all think it.
When a girl leaves a guy 90% of the time it’s because she realizes she can’t change him and he’s just gonna be a shitty guy forever and when you reach that stage then really, what the fuck is the point? For women this probably means the best relationships are ones where you don’t mind the shitty things about him (actually you think they’re kinda funny) and don’t enter the relationship thinking there’s another side of him waiting to be discovered by you. Easier said then done of course. And fuck it, girls get horny too.
12.03.09 at 10:07 am
you can fix the guy but then you can’t stay with him and he only learns from it once you’re gone and by then, it’s too late.
12.03.09 at 11:16 am
girls are the same as guys in every way, canadian stand up is the big lie
12.03.09 at 11:23 am
Pics are still too small, you assholes! What, you don’t we people to know how crappy your camera and skills are? We knew that already, so get over it and up the frame size.
12.03.09 at 11:30 am
great caption, veddy wise. also true if the man sucks in bed. get lost, buddy.
12.03.09 at 12:28 pm
This reminds me I haven’t tittyfucked anybody in a while.
12.03.09 at 12:54 pm
Show Tits or GTFO!!!
Love is sooo bogus. With 6 billion people in the world, don’t you find it odd that you found the love of your life in the same city? Wow, seems like everyone has good odds. You’ll find the same person in basically any town. Peeps like peeps, forget about the ‘one’, and just admit that ‘love’ is ‘lust’. Fuck, I could fall in ‘love’ a million times over just walking a block or two in any random big city. That might be because this nigger just wants to blow it in all the hot/cute/5s/asian/arab girls faces and smell their anal area.
12.03.09 at 1:02 pm
Shit man, my bitches always come back.
12.03.09 at 1:11 pm
ganesh will break down any barrier.
12.03.09 at 1:27 pm
can we get a nude follow up on this one….please!
12.03.09 at 2:43 pm
@ see-emm you got it so right!
12.03.09 at 2:44 pm
I miss those boobs.
12.03.09 at 6:59 pm
a woman can never understand the depth and passion of a man’s love because they reduce everything down to the superficial value of a material good.
12.03.09 at 8:08 pm
I don’t know if this one is correct, but it definitely speaks to my experience. Shit, just today I was wondering why this bitch hasn’t called me in two weeks. What’s with the the freeze out? Last two girls same thing. Sucks man. I used to think being gay was gay. Now I wish things were that easy.
12.03.09 at 9:25 pm
it’s funny, by reading the comments you can tell:
- who is a guy
- who is a chick
- who is a fag
12.03.09 at 10:23 pm
Booooobies!
12.03.09 at 10:40 pm
What does that text have to do with those tits?
12.03.09 at 11:35 pm
Material goods? I hear that’s true for women from N.Y. or Toronto.. but you do realise there’s a world outside of there… ref back to the nearly 7 billion people on earth.
The text is so true. Guys are idiots.
Example A:
“I’d still like us to be friends”… ‘Not going to happen, I don’t want to hear from you again or see your face again’.
Example B:
Ran into an old “friend” in a pub, 7 years on from the dick-me-around time in his life. Quick catch up, ‘Ok I’m going home now’…”Ok let’s go”.. ‘No, I’M going home now’…”oh”.. Passes me his phone, fair call, put my number in, return to home screen…….. Another girls photo is staring back at me. ‘Nice photo’. 7 years…. still a douchebag. Delete.
Relationships are always better when there’s an expiry date. “Full time, short term” (preferably with foreigners on 6month work permits). Respect + no pressure = laughter, good times& freedom.
Try it.
12.04.09 at 12:31 am
Relationships are always better when there’s an expiry date. “Full time, short term” (preferably with foreigners on 6month work permits). Respect + no pressure = laughter, good times& freedom.
Try it.
PROPHET.
12.04.09 at 2:59 am
expiration date. not expiry, eire?
12.04.09 at 3:32 am
the caption is kinda depressing to think about if it were true, however i always found that exes are the easiest to bone when i’m all lonely and depressed. there always seems to be one or two that i can call up
12.04.09 at 4:31 am
ain’t it the truth? i got this bitch i used to fuck with who all of a sudden is like, “oh we can’t talk anymore, cos me and this dude are trying to get serious and he deserves my trust and he can’t have that if i still talk to you on occasion.” what the fuck, are you marrying the motherfucker? i hope to hell not. she was trying to turn the tables bein all like, oh, i can keep with you on twitter and facebook… nah ya can’t bitch. blocked motherfucker! who doesn’t exist now bitch? fall off the face of the planet but give me a blowjob before you do it.
12.04.09 at 4:24 pm
Whores are curious bunch. They endlessly yearn for a good guy and end up cheating on the simp with a colored meth dealer that throw them down flights of stairs. Frankly, bitches don’t know what they want so its best we teach them. A woman is nearly truly over the treasures of a man.. “No” is merely a word.
12.04.09 at 4:31 pm
i’d be missin that rack if i’d ever had it
12.04.09 at 10:14 pm
show me a hot girl and i’ll show you a guy that’s tired of fucking her
12.05.09 at 12:55 am
no one is gonna talk about her shitty necklace?
12.05.09 at 7:30 pm
come mierda, you know how I know you’re gay?
12.06.09 at 12:05 am
If some kunt punched my moms in da face Ima get my hatefuck on at least.
12.07.09 at 7:10 pm
See em you are brilliant. I have forever believed exactly what you said. Once a douche, always a douche. Biggest lesson I learned in my early datingdays is YOU CANT CHANGE PEOPLE. Period. Best lesson you’ll ever learn about relationships.
12.15.09 at 1:52 am
been there. did that. blahhhhhhh.
12.17.09 at 5:28 pm
This’ll get me branded a bonerz “fag” but, nice tits or no, I’m not chasing no pussy that’s wearing jewelry from a gumball machine. And when you ask her her name, she still can’t remember because the charm on her necklace is upside-down.
01.01.10 at 5:26 pm