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STREET BONER 1004

This is like Nagasaki to the Girls With Short Hair camp.

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This entry was posted on 12.04.09 at 9:03 am by Gavin McInnes. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 2.0 feed. You can E-mail it to a friend.

18 Comments

Zippy Says:

Impromptu pit check.
Raise your hands, raise your hands if you’re SURE!

12.04.09 at 9:10 am
imyar Says:

if yer a short hair broad you detest long haireds then you grow it back and realize you were a fucking idiot.

12.04.09 at 9:58 am
Ino Kamoze Says:

Start like a jackrabbit
Finish in front of it
On the night is jack , that’s it, understand
I’m the daddy of the mack daddy
His are left in gold, maybe
Ain’t no homey gonna play me, top celebrity man

12.04.09 at 10:52 am
tickle taints friends Says:

she is all that and a bag of chips!

12.04.09 at 11:00 am
Hypercrew Says:

I’m sharing this with everyone, brilliant.

12.04.09 at 11:12 am
my dink Says:

boing…and i’d love to sniff her pits…they probably smell like lavender and sandalwood

12.04.09 at 11:35 am
a4awesome Says:

Loving the hair flip. Go on and get it girl!

12.04.09 at 11:51 am
gene Parmesan Says:

seeing girls do shit like this probably made listening to bad house music all night worth it. GO WHITE GIRL IT’S YOUR BIRFDAY!!!! p.s. I like her purse

12.04.09 at 12:25 pm
xronic masturbator Says:

dark chick in background = ten kitties regardless of outffit

12.04.09 at 12:51 pm
WHIPS Says:

cuz i got it like dat!

12.04.09 at 1:52 pm
quadruple x Says:

Every chick who cuts their hair short wants to be seen as “fun” but the fact is that they become INVISIBLE when one of these walks into the room.

12.04.09 at 2:48 pm
bloop Says:

Short hair is for moms that hate everything about their husbands except for their salaries and want to make their boners wilt away.

12.04.09 at 3:03 pm
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Says:

i can’t say i get sexually aroused by hair normally, but wow

12.04.09 at 4:57 pm
GiZZz Says:

The only one at the party drunk enough to do the crazy hair dance?

12.04.09 at 6:21 pm
Anonymous Says:

i can smell the herbal essence from here.

12.04.09 at 9:24 pm
flange Says:

i love her

12.05.09 at 9:19 am
Anonymous Says:

Stick out your drink pinky, n’ flip yer whig Whoaman

12.07.09 at 6:52 pm
King of the New Year Says:

That’s my jizz floating on the top of her beerski.

01.01.10 at 5:16 pm

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Looks like Dora the Explorer is all growed up and ready to party!

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STREET BONER 1680

This is just as ridiculous as Beyoncé doing shampoo ads for “blondes.”

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STREET BONER 1679

Meet the exception to the “Women are attracted to confidence” rule.

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STREET BONER 1678

When I’m mayor, brass knuckles will no longer be illegal but short hair and flats will.

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