I like how girls pretend fashion is about anything but getting a man when you’re young and keeping a man when you’re old.
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chRon Says:
She should get a job at the circus. You could jump a seal through those hoop earrings.
once again i’m appalled at the kind of outfits you people think are cute. totally lacks vision. door knockers are whack. she shouldn’t be wearing socks with those fake keds that she bought at urban outfitters for $15 bucks. sure that dress can easily be lifted up around her waist… but look at it’s weird dip dye fabric. plus that purse? what? what? what? what? you’re all fired.
WRONG. Fashion(in its purest form), many a cat lady makes. Case in point: Little Edie, of Grey Gardens fame. The fashion world is the domain of gay men. The high fashion model was lovingly created in the image of teh gays.
Every girl knows the difference between dressing to please men and dressing to please herself/”fashion.” While the former is SOOOOO fucking easy to achieve–it’s practically formulatic: long hair, natural looking, proper ratio of exposed-to-clothed (varies depending on your role in his life ie wham bam thank you mam slut vs. girlfriend *see footnote), non-stuffy, compliments t&a, easy to remove–the latter is complex, seasonal even.
This explains why most women seem to love Sarah Jessica Parker (yes, I know where I am, I’m referring to the majority here) while men can’t get tripped up on her … equine qualities.
*If you are just a form of hands-free masterbation too him, the dresscode is pretty much be attractive (or not, depending on who is looking) and some variation of naked.
And for the love of God: Guys, when you tell your girlfriend she doesn’t need to lose weight and that she is already sexy, realize your efforts are futile! It’s not about you. She’s doing it to look good in fashion.
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She should get a job at the circus. You could jump a seal through those hoop earrings.
12.04.09 at 12:05 pm
nice pic ruined by more of this guys “material”.
12.04.09 at 12:06 pm
Super cute but man hands, baby, man hands!!!
12.04.09 at 12:20 pm
A girl’s gotta suffer for fashion (fashion): She knows what her body can do, Oo-Oo.
12.04.09 at 12:35 pm
shes a beauty
12.04.09 at 1:22 pm
once again i’m appalled at the kind of outfits you people think are cute. totally lacks vision. door knockers are whack. she shouldn’t be wearing socks with those fake keds that she bought at urban outfitters for $15 bucks. sure that dress can easily be lifted up around her waist… but look at it’s weird dip dye fabric. plus that purse? what? what? what? what? you’re all fired.
12.04.09 at 1:27 pm
Buffalo Exchange is for faggots and girls that are trying too hard.
12.04.09 at 2:10 pm
fucking WIN
12.04.09 at 3:16 pm
buffalo exchange charges way too much for shit that somebody else didn’t want.
12.04.09 at 4:46 pm
Well that was pretty chauvinist and…aaah, fuck it, it’s true.
12.04.09 at 4:51 pm
WRONG. Fashion(in its purest form), many a cat lady makes. Case in point: Little Edie, of Grey Gardens fame. The fashion world is the domain of gay men. The high fashion model was lovingly created in the image of teh gays.
Every girl knows the difference between dressing to please men and dressing to please herself/”fashion.” While the former is SOOOOO fucking easy to achieve–it’s practically formulatic: long hair, natural looking, proper ratio of exposed-to-clothed (varies depending on your role in his life ie wham bam thank you mam slut vs. girlfriend *see footnote), non-stuffy, compliments t&a, easy to remove–the latter is complex, seasonal even.
This explains why most women seem to love Sarah Jessica Parker (yes, I know where I am, I’m referring to the majority here) while men can’t get tripped up on her … equine qualities.
*If you are just a form of hands-free masterbation too him, the dresscode is pretty much be attractive (or not, depending on who is looking) and some variation of naked.
And for the love of God: Guys, when you tell your girlfriend she doesn’t need to lose weight and that she is already sexy, realize your efforts are futile! It’s not about you. She’s doing it to look good in fashion.
12.04.09 at 5:40 pm
She is cute, but i hate those oversized earrings. A monkey can hang off of those.
12.04.09 at 6:23 pm
I’m in love with clarabeara.
12.04.09 at 10:39 pm
it’d hardly be fashion what keeps a man.
12.05.09 at 4:45 am
really? thats a 9 to you? the face is like a 3 max 4, the body is a 3 b/c there is nothing special about it and her style is like a 1
12.05.09 at 7:44 pm
shoes, hair, nuh uh.
12.05.09 at 9:11 pm
fashion keeps a man? haha…ha?
12.06.09 at 3:33 pm
That outfit just screams…. FUN!!!!!
She reminds me of a girlfriend from high school. Sweet, cute, sincere, very nice young woman. God, she annoying as all hell.
12.07.09 at 9:49 am
all true, but lest we forget, once you go black you never go back.
12.07.09 at 3:18 pm
This is freaking me out because she’s a dead ringer for my sister who would never fucking dress like that.
12.07.09 at 9:47 pm
damn, forehead!
get that girl some bangs.
12.08.09 at 1:18 am
Looks like she made her dress out of a quilt my granny made for me 10 years ago and then sat in a dirty puddle. Que’ non?
12.09.09 at 2:34 pm
Bitch be buying some ice skates next.
01.01.10 at 5:14 pm