This dance simulates the funnest and least painful anal sex there is: Getting clit fucked.

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17 Comments
  1. POOKLES Says:

    This comment was practically copy/pasted from the Vice archives.


  2. Zippy Says:

    That’s because this activity has a timeless quality to it.


  3. Taco Tricycle Says:

    Like vice’s never done that.


  4. ARseholly Says:

    @Pookles: you’re right. Gavin has been ’setting the record straight on freaking’ for a while now. According to him, it is a a simulation of a sexual act that should only be carried out with 1 dick and 1 pussy/asshole. Maybe he should relax a bit and let the people clit freak each other?


  5. Uncle Wah Wah Says:

    Sooooooooooouuuuuuuullllllll Train!


  6. imyar Says:

    my mind is freaked by how out there these guys are!


  7. anon Says:

    Jesus….you’ve been telling making this point for like 8 years now. We get it. I think your theory of “freak dancing” is spot on but fuck…let it go dude…or…make a movie about it.


  8. grapenutz crew Says:

    guys there is no way you can get a clit into a butthole, trust me i have tried many a time. not gonna happen unless she has one of those One Night in China monster roid clits, and then it’s still pretty impossible


  9. gfhfhgfgh Says:

    What about strap-ons?


  10. bolo Says:

    she is so in the zone right now. Not even trying, a moment of zen. She reminds me of the last samurai from The Last Samurai (no, not Tom Cruise, the japanese dude), but maybe the midwestern looking girl in the last boner could be Tom Cruise. Then the black girl could mack on the white girl and be all like “Cmere Snowbunny, get ya freak on baby-girl”. Then the homeless guy from Mastadon walks up going “UUUURRRRRGH!” and the black girl kicks his ass and takes Snowbunny home.


  11. GiZZz Says:

    I was at this party. These bitches were getting sweaty and raunchy! Humping each other while standing, on the floor, in the air; The dry sex was endless.


  12. yuch Says:

    grossgrossgross this is the single most ugly bump and grind ive ever seen.


  13. BigBrothersGhost Says:

    hold on…stop moving there’s something on your back.


  14. ya ho wa Says:

    may be white, but have the mind of a black man


  15. King of the New Year Says:

    Black on black is the new black.


  16. yikes Says:

    i think this photo just gave me hiv


  17. Anonymous Says:

    Yeah throw in a few strapons and you got a real party brewing…


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When I’m mayor, brass knuckles will no longer be illegal but short hair and flats will.

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