This dance simulates the funnest and least painful anal sex there is: Getting clit fucked.
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POOKLES Says:
This comment was practically copy/pasted from the Vice archives.
@Pookles: you’re right. Gavin has been ’setting the record straight on freaking’ for a while now. According to him, it is a a simulation of a sexual act that should only be carried out with 1 dick and 1 pussy/asshole. Maybe he should relax a bit and let the people clit freak each other?
Jesus….you’ve been telling making this point for like 8 years now. We get it. I think your theory of “freak dancing” is spot on but fuck…let it go dude…or…make a movie about it.
guys there is no way you can get a clit into a butthole, trust me i have tried many a time. not gonna happen unless she has one of those One Night in China monster roid clits, and then it’s still pretty impossible
she is so in the zone right now. Not even trying, a moment of zen. She reminds me of the last samurai from The Last Samurai (no, not Tom Cruise, the japanese dude), but maybe the midwestern looking girl in the last boner could be Tom Cruise. Then the black girl could mack on the white girl and be all like “Cmere Snowbunny, get ya freak on baby-girl”. Then the homeless guy from Mastadon walks up going “UUUURRRRRGH!” and the black girl kicks his ass and takes Snowbunny home.
I was at this party. These bitches were getting sweaty and raunchy! Humping each other while standing, on the floor, in the air; The dry sex was endless.
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This comment was practically copy/pasted from the Vice archives.
12.07.09 at 10:19 am
That’s because this activity has a timeless quality to it.
12.07.09 at 10:29 am
Like vice’s never done that.
12.07.09 at 10:44 am
@Pookles: you’re right. Gavin has been ’setting the record straight on freaking’ for a while now. According to him, it is a a simulation of a sexual act that should only be carried out with 1 dick and 1 pussy/asshole. Maybe he should relax a bit and let the people clit freak each other?
12.07.09 at 11:21 am
Sooooooooooouuuuuuuullllllll Train!
12.07.09 at 2:00 pm
my mind is freaked by how out there these guys are!
12.07.09 at 2:16 pm
Jesus….you’ve been telling making this point for like 8 years now. We get it. I think your theory of “freak dancing” is spot on but fuck…let it go dude…or…make a movie about it.
12.07.09 at 2:42 pm
guys there is no way you can get a clit into a butthole, trust me i have tried many a time. not gonna happen unless she has one of those One Night in China monster roid clits, and then it’s still pretty impossible
12.07.09 at 3:15 pm
What about strap-ons?
12.07.09 at 3:55 pm
she is so in the zone right now. Not even trying, a moment of zen. She reminds me of the last samurai from The Last Samurai (no, not Tom Cruise, the japanese dude), but maybe the midwestern looking girl in the last boner could be Tom Cruise. Then the black girl could mack on the white girl and be all like “Cmere Snowbunny, get ya freak on baby-girl”. Then the homeless guy from Mastadon walks up going “UUUURRRRRGH!” and the black girl kicks his ass and takes Snowbunny home.
12.07.09 at 4:46 pm
I was at this party. These bitches were getting sweaty and raunchy! Humping each other while standing, on the floor, in the air; The dry sex was endless.
12.07.09 at 9:08 pm
grossgrossgross this is the single most ugly bump and grind ive ever seen.
12.08.09 at 7:58 am
hold on…stop moving there’s something on your back.
12.09.09 at 2:42 pm
may be white, but have the mind of a black man
12.09.09 at 3:46 pm
Black on black is the new black.
01.01.10 at 5:13 pm
i think this photo just gave me hiv
05.25.10 at 2:58 am
Yeah throw in a few strapons and you got a real party brewing…
07.22.10 at 5:22 pm