Canadian strippers are hotter but there’s something about the weather there that makes everthing less cool.
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Wow, I really outdid myself this time
1- “Canadian strippers are hotter”
This is true (especially in Montreal) but it also uses “hotter” as an adjective to foreshadow the imminent temperature joke.
2- “Makes everything less cool.”
The bookend to the previous temperature reference while also alluding to the reputation that Canada has for being not cool.
In the midst of these two metaphors and they’re perfect symmetry, we have a joke about Canadian strippers doing their job fully clothed. What a trip. And yes, I was stoned.
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take it off.
12.10.09 at 12:36 am
if only I were allowed in canada…
12.10.09 at 12:53 am
Get a better picture next time so I can get off faster.
12.10.09 at 11:50 am
Mmmm, who’s that little Babushka sitting on the ground? Sexy
12.10.09 at 12:02 pm
Wow, I really outdid myself this time
1- “Canadian strippers are hotter”
This is true (especially in Montreal) but it also uses “hotter” as an adjective to foreshadow the imminent temperature joke.
2- “Makes everything less cool.”
The bookend to the previous temperature reference while also alluding to the reputation that Canada has for being not cool.
In the midst of these two metaphors and they’re perfect symmetry, we have a joke about Canadian strippers doing their job fully clothed. What a trip. And yes, I was stoned.
12.10.09 at 12:45 pm
You’re wack.
12.10.09 at 12:51 pm
@Gavin
You sound stoned now
12.10.09 at 1:15 pm
probably about 30% of the ideas you get when you’re stoned actually turn out to be good ones
12.11.09 at 1:28 am
geez gav why dont you stroke your own wank a little longer
12.11.09 at 10:24 am
I could start a cult with this gal.
12.11.09 at 1:13 pm
It took 400 shots to get the hair just right in this pic.
12.12.09 at 10:46 am
She’s a stripper? You could play a whole CD in the time it takes her to undress out of all that.
12.12.09 at 5:03 pm
Is that ladycop from Reno 911 sitting on the stage?
01.01.10 at 4:57 pm