Canadian strippers are hotter but there’s something about the weather there that makes everthing less cool.

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13 Comments
  1. cactus Says:

    take it off.


  2. bolo Says:

    if only I were allowed in canada…


  3. Some hiphop slang word Says:

    Get a better picture next time so I can get off faster.


  4. Quick Poop Says:

    Mmmm, who’s that little Babushka sitting on the ground? Sexy


  5. Gavin Says:

    Wow, I really outdid myself this time
    1- “Canadian strippers are hotter”
    This is true (especially in Montreal) but it also uses “hotter” as an adjective to foreshadow the imminent temperature joke.
    2- “Makes everything less cool.”
    The bookend to the previous temperature reference while also alluding to the reputation that Canada has for being not cool.

    In the midst of these two metaphors and they’re perfect symmetry, we have a joke about Canadian strippers doing their job fully clothed. What a trip. And yes, I was stoned.


  6. chs Says:

    You’re wack.


  7. Some hiphop slang word Says:

    @Gavin
    You sound stoned now


  8. duncan Says:

    probably about 30% of the ideas you get when you’re stoned actually turn out to be good ones


  9. tus papa Says:

    geez gav why dont you stroke your own wank a little longer


  10. Jackie McChuckles Says:

    I could start a cult with this gal.


  11. Air Biscuits and Gravy Says:

    It took 400 shots to get the hair just right in this pic.


  12. Zippy Says:

    She’s a stripper? You could play a whole CD in the time it takes her to undress out of all that.


  13. King of the New Year Says:

    Is that ladycop from Reno 911 sitting on the stage?


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