Do you mean Paul K the photographer and Justin the dude who owns Atomic Passion? Why “fuck?” Those guys rule. Oh, you mean fuck them like, have sex with them? That’s cool but I think Justin’s married. His wife’s pretty hot actually. So that just leaves fucking Paul K which I’m sure you could do. I hope you’re hot and I hope he likes it. Make your tits bounce in his face. If you’re not a chick, disregard all this because I don’t think Paul’s gay. He wouldn’t have done that KKK thing if he was gay. All right, I gotta go. Peace.
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Being straight edge as a kid is a great way to rebel against: puking, getting pregnant, and wrapping your parent’s car around a tree.
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This is why you get a t-shirt with this sentiment on it and not scratch it under your skin. In 20 years you won’t know Paul K or Justin and your wife will look at this and say, “Jesus Christ, when the hell are you going to get that stupid tat removed? You gotta wear long sleeves all summer because you’re boss will fire your ass if you meet a client with that shit scribbled all over your arm. We can’t go to the beach house with my parents or over to the Hendesron’s to use their pool. I’m going around lying to everybody, telling them you had a melanoma and have to cover up. How can I get little Timmy to quit using that word when Daddy has it scratched into his arm? And who the hell are these people that you hate so much anyway? Your dumbass friends from college?”. This is a big problem.
12.14.09 at 10:17 am
yeah, umm Gav, we’re gonna go ahead and have you MASSAGE this one a little bit, or it can’t go in the book. All the links and all… Not unless you’ve changed your mind about the pop-up pages to all your obscure references. Linda in Marketing said it tested well.
Thanks so much
Ed.
12.14.09 at 10:54 am
More proof that Tattoos are gay!
12.14.09 at 11:10 am
nooo, it’s Paul AND K., signed by White Justin. I’m pretty sure W.J. is actually black, one o’ dem ironical names like Tiny who’s a big guy, and Nazi Bob who’s not a nazi.
12.14.09 at 11:56 am
http://toxicshock.tumblr.com/post/283387382
12.14.09 at 12:25 pm
TPKS!!!!!!!! TPKS!!!!!!!! TPKS!!!!!!!! TPKS!!!!!!!! TPKS!!!!!!!! TPKS!!!!!!!! TPKS!!!!!!!! TPKS!!!!!!!! TPKS!!!!!!!! TPKS!!!!!!!! TPKS!!!!!!!! TPKS!!!!!!!! RAD!!!!! MAD RAD!!!!!
12.14.09 at 12:29 pm
Great now you are using pictures I saw on facebook six months ago. Step up the game!!!
12.14.09 at 12:43 pm
@ Air Biscuits- Tattoos aren’t gay, people are. The dude in the picture is the epitome of gayness.
12.14.09 at 1:27 pm
@gizzz
what makes the dude gay? i mean.. your name is gizzz. Thats pretty damn gay.
i think the boyz look sexyyy
12.14.09 at 1:51 pm
You love my name, don’t front, you want it. Gay people get Gay tattoos, like the one above.
12.14.09 at 1:58 pm
@gizzz are you a homophobic or something dude? do you know words are then gay?
i mean i’d probably fuck the shit out of these dudes and not you
12.14.09 at 2:06 pm
I don’t think I’m homophobic. Then again i don’t ponder on it much. That’s just an arm, you can’t fuck that, durrrrr.
12.14.09 at 2:22 pm
that toxic shock tumbler that the guy posted contains the most amazing imagery i’ve ever seen compiled into one website. i’m fighting the urge to beat off in the middle of the day right now because of it. i hate going into work after rubbing one out, all i can think about then is how much i don’t want to be there, and everybody gets on my nerves. also, i’m supposed to go to a dance party tonight, and it’s always have more fun if i haven’t nutted in a while because the extra horniness makes my game better and makes me more outgoing. it also does wonders with the dance moves
12.14.09 at 2:23 pm
@ gizzz i just read this huge article in a medical journal linking gayness to tattoos. it’s becoming an epidemic. DON’T GET TATTOOED OR YOU WILL TURN INTO A FAGGOT. OMG SRSLY GUYS. IT’S TRUE!
you sound like an idiot, dude. stfu.
12.14.09 at 2:26 pm
Lmao. That’s the dumbest shit i’ve ever heard.
12.14.09 at 2:27 pm
@gizzz post a pic of you so us girl can judge and probably laugh
12.14.09 at 2:33 pm
what’s the matter gizzz? angry cause you got turned down by both paulk and white justin?
12.14.09 at 2:37 pm
Dude, seriously?
12.14.09 at 2:42 pm
whatever is going, i will say this dude has balls to get this tattoo
12.14.09 at 2:47 pm
white justin fucks hensley. and paul k raped me
12.14.09 at 3:52 pm
I love Ben for getting that tattoo! and Poopsmear I’m so right there with you, glad you enjoy the tumblr.
12.14.09 at 3:53 pm
I invented Paul K and he knows it.
12.14.09 at 4:46 pm
maybe they owe him money
12.15.09 at 5:10 pm
gay
12.16.09 at 3:54 am
they probably have a shit ton of em’!
12.16.09 at 8:10 am
Into it. Except for the rape accusation. That seems like a downer.
12.16.09 at 8:32 am
playground tatts. take your ball and go home.
01.01.10 at 4:46 pm