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I’d pretty much move-in down there, set up shop in Fishnet Heights.
12.15.09 at 12:27 pm
where can that little dress be found
12.15.09 at 12:30 pm
tru boner
12.15.09 at 12:33 pm
street boners are made of these.
who am I to disagree…
12.15.09 at 12:36 pm
Dress? That’s a Pussy Lampshade. Like mother would say.
12.15.09 at 12:40 pm
my imaginary dick truly is hard.
12.15.09 at 1:05 pm
my erection has an erection
12.15.09 at 1:46 pm
best boner ever.
12.15.09 at 1:50 pm
what i can see of the face looks very promising but let’s not lie. she’s chubby heading into fat. they are pretty piggie legs.
12.15.09 at 1:58 pm
My boner just got wet.
12.15.09 at 2:02 pm
Does that mean I’m a lesbian?
12.15.09 at 2:02 pm
“what i can see of the face looks very promising but let’s not lie. she’s chubby heading into fat. they are pretty piggie legs.”
chubby heading into fat? awesome, i cant wait to get a shot at all the chubby/fat girls you turn down.
12.15.09 at 2:19 pm
I usually try to be crass or funny, or just plain pissy, but this Boner is indeed the best one I have ever seen. The only thing wrong with her is that she is driving me to crank a few out while I’m at work.
12.15.09 at 2:24 pm
She looks absolutely perfect to me, I would dive right in.
12.15.09 at 2:49 pm
What a beaut.
12.15.09 at 3:03 pm
my laptop is now at eye level
12.15.09 at 3:07 pm
FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP
12.15.09 at 3:08 pm
C’mon, this is like your girl asks you to take her out and you take her to a porn shop. Yeah, sure, but it’s not a real date though.
12.15.09 at 3:12 pm
Damn, I would go up the bottom and out the top.
12.15.09 at 3:50 pm
do those legs go all the way up?
12.15.09 at 4:20 pm
There’s a slight feeling in my boner that she’s just too good to be true. Kind of like when you spot an amazingly hot girl in minimal attire on the street and then realize she’s a hooker. Actually, exactly like above.
12.15.09 at 5:23 pm
I just sent this boner, which gave me a pre-stiffy, to my gf, who responded:
“thats f ing sick
that could and would never be me
that cheap ass romper is from urban and her fishnets look awful on her fat ass thighs”
That’s my boo!
12.15.09 at 5:31 pm
^^haha, awesome gf you’ve got.
12.15.09 at 5:37 pm
This is making it really hard to study.
12.15.09 at 6:05 pm
knockout!
12.15.09 at 6:14 pm
Damn, now that’s a ten for sure
12.15.09 at 6:19 pm
in what universe is this considered “fat”
she’s fit as hell. awesome.
12.15.09 at 6:25 pm
CALL THE FUCKING HOSPITAL BECAUSE MY BONER JUST EXPLODED!
12.15.09 at 6:36 pm
Eh, I’m getting pretty tired of the Kardashian sisters.
12.15.09 at 7:02 pm
i have that dress. it’s super cheap at urban outfitters right now.
12.15.09 at 7:11 pm
You can almost smell the fish in that fishnet.
12.15.09 at 7:11 pm
LOLzers @ the broads acting like this woman is not perfect.
And if you like em skinnier who the fuck are you? Arab Parrot? You tryna bang 90 pounders from behind and pretend they’re twinks? Cmon now.
12.15.09 at 7:43 pm
SOMEONE IMPREGNATE THIS WOMAN
WE NEED TO MAKE SURE HER DNA MAKES IT INTO THE FUTURE
12.15.09 at 9:13 pm
Just wait until she hits 30 and the lights go out. What then?
12.15.09 at 9:29 pm
JAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
12.15.09 at 9:54 pm
Amendment needed. This is a fucking 10+1. Really. Street Boners have just shot themselves in the foot. Or balls, I dunno which. But I mean, from now on whenever Gavin posts a ten you’ll always think back to this and say, “Eeeeennh, it’s no 1019″. This will forever be locked in the most fucking secure of safety deposit boxes at the spank bank.
12.16.09 at 1:10 am
ok ben, see at work tomorrow and don’t forget to recycle that chatelaine
12.16.09 at 1:14 am
best ever.
HAHAH calling this girl fat says alot more about your inability to get pussy than you can even imagine.
12.16.09 at 4:22 am
My jizz explosion just melted the zipper on my fly.
12.16.09 at 8:34 am
i wish i was a fish
12.16.09 at 8:48 am
Sweet baby me. I would hit that until my second CUMMING!
12.16.09 at 9:57 am
Fishnet Heights. That was a good one.
12.16.09 at 11:21 am
My mother is a fish, and I’d drink this woman’s bath water.
12.16.09 at 11:21 am
She’s just my type.
12.16.09 at 11:24 am
Don’t hate CONGRATULATE that fine piece of woman for being so fine. To quote Mike “The Situation” from the best show in MTVs history “Jersey Shore”
“If hatings your occupation I got a full time job for ya.” I really just wanted an excuse to use that quote somewhere.
12.16.09 at 12:45 pm
hmmm….I have this dress…it doesn’t quite….look the same…on me.
12.16.09 at 12:55 pm
POKER face
12.16.09 at 1:23 pm
best. ever.
I love you
12.16.09 at 8:16 pm
pretty face but fat.
everyone knows.
12.16.09 at 11:16 pm
Perfection. I’d gladly give up a 50euro note in the redlight district for a round with that. How could anyone say she is fat?
12.17.09 at 12:32 am
i love how people force themselves to find shit wrong with some of these girls.
“pretty face but fat. everyone knows”
really?
12.17.09 at 3:38 am
@anonymous
everyone knows…
that you’re gay?
12.17.09 at 5:25 am
it’s not just that she’s fat, it’s the outfit that ruins her potential. she probably drives an eclipse and wears too much hair product.
12.17.09 at 9:50 am
vrrooooooomm on up to the villa for a food/sexcapaid with this morsel
12.17.09 at 2:05 pm
She is the embodiment of Jamal’s album title, “Unfuckwitable”.
12.18.09 at 1:14 pm
the face isn’t always something you want to see once u start sweating out the booze
12.21.09 at 10:26 am
OH her bod is perfect.
12.22.09 at 9:05 pm
Any guy who thinks she’s gross is either a loser who gets no tang or a 120 pound hipster who doesn’t have the muscle to throw her around the bedroom. Any chick who thinks she’s gross is just normal because chicks thrive on hating on each other.
12.29.09 at 9:07 pm
Hips don’t lie.
01.01.10 at 4:34 pm
IT ABOUT FUCKING TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
01.05.10 at 3:22 pm
Time for a ride on “Space Mountain” baby!!! WOOOOOOOO!!
01.06.10 at 10:30 pm
MMmmmm… I like guys.. but I like this girl. Gimme
01.11.10 at 4:44 pm
gingham and diamond pattern?m gross.
obviously, i am a girl.
01.26.10 at 11:00 am
this girl is hot as fuck.
02.11.10 at 12:32 am
It’s almost a shame 10 kittens is the highest you can rate her… usher said it best… “from one to ten she’s a certified 20…”
03.08.10 at 4:31 pm
I feel like her pussy does most of the talking and I hope my tongue can keep up! Love her form.
05.25.10 at 6:16 pm
Ok, I’m ready to sell my soul, where do I sign?
07.22.10 at 5:37 pm
even brick shit houses envy her body
04.13.11 at 6:37 pm