When girls are really into fashion they become impossible to peg and you’re left wondering, “If I went for it, would they laugh in my face or French me?” You’ll never know if you don’t try.

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30 Comments
  1. homeless. Says:

    hahahahahaha. northface dude makes it happen


  2. JuCIFEUR Says:

    oh yeah, and MiniGreaser scored with the girl from The Dark Crystal.


  3. c. roco Says:

    dark crystal equals BEST. FUCKING. MOVIE. EVER.
    it is the apex of muppetry.


  4. Some hiphop slang word Says:

    Speaking of muppets, home girl on the left looks like Camilla the chicken in turquoise.


  5. Anonymous Says:

    they’re both pretty spiffy.


  6. Air Biscuits and Gravy Says:

    The Secret of NIMH is pretty good too.


  7. Floating Monk Says:

    80’s retro has to die already.


  8. imyar Says:

    fashion groupies dude. next.


  9. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Says:

    ultra-fashion girls are much, much dumber than they’d like to let on. they have two inside jokes and if you figure them out and say variations on it throughout the night, they’re yours.


  10. Zippy Says:

    I’m hoping the one in black is a very effiminate A Flock of Seagulls fan.
    That one in turquoise looks like her head was moved several inches to the left. That would be pretty cool if she decided to “Walk Like an Egyptian”. Boy the 80’s (90’s?) were a very special time.


  11. no.thanks. Says:

    heh. pretty on point gavin. there is the tough part, you want a girl that is into fashion but if shes too into it it makes it hard to relate.


  12. lil jon Says:

    they are TOO into fashion!


  13. obvs Says:

    quiet, imyar


  14. GiZZz Says:

    The one on the left looks like Turbo Man’s sidekick Booster.
    BOOSTER!?!


  15. imyar Says:

    why should i be quiet while their outfits are so obnoxiously desperately loud?


  16. unclaimed smegma Says:

    @imyar – well played.


  17. Jetpack Says:

    They look like elves with aneurysms.


  18. so wha? Says:

    THESE UGOS JUST MADE ME GO GAY!


  19. JuCIFEUR Says:

    I bet they talk like the old ladies in Monty Python.


  20. flock of pigeons Says:

    it’s the teenage bird ladies from kids in the hall


  21. Jackie McCuckles Says:

    I didn’t know Tim Burton had nieces.


  22. tus papa Says:

    oh the one on the right is just precious


  23. Uncle Wah Wah Says:

    I bet their cunts have dust on them.


  24. Dr. Fate Says:

    those are two really good outfits! I especially like the one in black … its a little Morticia Adams meets Trinity meets Resource Room Teacher


  25. Malice Highload Says:

    Oh, this one has a happy ending! I guess that’s what can happen if you actually talk to girls. Cute. Love the Gelfling Gaga.


  26. King of the New Year Says:

    Smurfette strangled a pink flamingo and Johnny Depp wants his costume from Edward Scissorshands back.


  27. - Says:

    that is maja and dora they are from croatia
    they are fun people


  28. Christian Says:

    Very nice fashion in the world that strange that that pride!
    ! Zg & Ri !
    <3<3


  29. mia Says:

    i keep picturing these girls in middle america…

    nyc is really a refuge for the people who would otherwise never get any SEXXX.


  30. Anonymous Says:

    Great is Miss Fluffybottoms and Space Dracula…


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This is just as ridiculous as BeyoncĂ© doing shampoo ads for “blondes.”

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