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no im pretty sure restless kids invented that
12.17.09 at 9:38 am
I’m pretty sure he’s telling the guy on the other line to “Kiss my Ass!”
12.17.09 at 9:41 am
Tel Aviv gets suicide bombers and we get suicide bummers. (I need to get a Twitter acct)
12.17.09 at 10:03 am
In all fairness I never said that. I always appreciated the plastic bags as socks/rain boots.
12.17.09 at 11:18 am
Is he shooting up?
12.17.09 at 11:26 am
Junkies invented lots of things, like babbling, spitting, and farting all at the same time, shitting on bus stops, sleeping/hiding in bushes (also called sleep-hiding), wearing the same dirty sweat pants for a week and a half, yelling at inanimate objects, crying for $0.17, using newspapers for blankets, eating ketchup packets for dinner, getting free bus rides, etc.
12.17.09 at 11:41 am
In my town there’s a junkie with a tumor tummy shaped like a triangle (See Mr.Rush http://www.tomcatdiary.com/diary/wp-content/plugins/MrMen/Images/Rush.jpg crossed with Mr.Greedy http://www.worldwideshoppingmall.co.uk/toys/images/products/074985183X.gif) who stanits when he hurls mucous and blood from his nostrils onto the sidewalk of the main street into a palm-sized puddle around 8AM. He then proceeds to dawdle around the fry shop the rest of the afternoon.
12.17.09 at 12:48 pm
now you’re stealing jokes from David, Gavin?
12.17.09 at 12:53 pm
Dad?
12.17.09 at 2:50 pm
my dog loves this dude.
12.17.09 at 3:24 pm
it’s amazing how they do that.they NEVER fall over.
and the really sad thing is,i get kinda jealous of them.
12.17.09 at 3:38 pm
His wife put his son on the phone and dad is sharing his thoughts with the boy
12.17.09 at 4:32 pm
i wanna know his dealer.
12.17.09 at 6:58 pm
haha
don’t forget the butt phone.
12.17.09 at 7:01 pm
That’s a lot of denim. Canadian tuxedo?
12.17.09 at 8:55 pm
wtf is stanitting, i googled it and this is the one and only place that it is located.
12.20.09 at 4:13 pm
@esef
It’s an amalgamation of “standing” and “sitting”.
Duh.
12.20.09 at 10:04 pm
lol @ Canadian tuxedo
07.22.10 at 5:41 pm
our educational system is failing to teach proper phone dialing!
11.28.10 at 10:47 pm