These two look like the bad girls you’re told to stay away from in Reform School but you don’t because they’re fucking fun and now you’re friends for life (swearsies? Swearsies).

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29 Comments
  1. POOKLES Says:

    Light blue jeans are never a better idea than any other pants, sister.


  2. Insect Graveyard Says:

    These are the kinds of girls that you hang out with playing NES and talking about analog keyboards with.


  3. maurice del taco Says:

    wtf they look like they hate the bad girls


  4. Anonymous Says:

    horse hips

    fuckable

    my birthday?

    ruined.


  5. .......? Says:

    i would make love to ol girl in the green til her orgasms had orgasms


  6. lil jon Says:

    they should have a show


  7. Some hiphop slang word Says:

    @ lil jon
    “Horse and Bird Variety Hour” – brought to you by the letters ‘who gives a fuck’


  8. MyCatDrinksJameson Says:

    cute girls in bad outfits are always a sad sight but more so normal blonde sorority looking chicks trying to be hipsters. Never got that one.


  9. JuCIFEUR Says:

    Big girl’s had 3 too many lattes… THREE


  10. JuCIFEUR Says:

    And yous can keep Blonde Juno


  11. imyar Says:

    they look like they talk mad shit and i dig that.


  12. the nacho chip Says:

    Film school!


  13. pixeltan Says:

    Obviously these are transplants from Seattle who were the cool kids in some Tacoma high school back in the 90s.


  14. No Room for NIgger Says:

    The one on the left is the furthest thing in the world from Reform School. If by “reform school” you mean “The Gap” then you may be onto something. The one on the right looks like she knows where you can buy mesc though.


  15. Sir Fagsalot Says:

    I can drive 30 minutes from my house in any direction and find people who dress like this, but aren’t kidding


  16. Zippy Says:

    The blond looks like she would be over at your place and say “Hey, I gotta take a hello” without any hesitation or embarrassment. Her values are real and honest.


  17. miss appalachian Says:

    roller derby


  18. no.thanks. Says:

    i hear this song in my head when i look at this image

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBbasXXtrXw

    fuck, i want to smoke a joint.


  19. 17 Says:

    I want to wake up next to the girl on the right 3-4 times a day.


  20. Norma Stitz Says:

    The girl in the green is a birther, but I’m not talking about the Obama conspirator kind. Heeeyyyyyyyyyyyoooooooooooo!


  21. Daniel Says:

    Right is secretly in love with Left.
    Left lacks friends, so maintains denial over that fact.

    The End.


  22. Anonymous Says:

    tugboat and cruiser


  23. Cuntvomit Says:

    they look like they listen to christian rock


  24. jr Says:

    stonewash pants – one of natures warnings. 9 out of 10 times = stinky fds woman who will load your apartment full of ugly knick knacks and stink socks


  25. dripdrip Says:

    god save the label


  26. King of the New Year Says:

    Blondie obviously mugged Ethan Hawke for his clothes, and the other one should audition for “Fatty” on Gossip Girlz.


  27. on the right Says:

    dripdrip knows his shit

    and i didn’t just mug ethan hawke. i killed him. i’ll never have to shop again.


  28. dated on the right Says:

    haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

    this is amazing.


  29. dating on the left Says:

    bonerfied hottie


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