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STREET BONER 1032

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It’s hard not to meet chicks with a rapist on your shit. Not sure why. It just is.

This entry was posted on 12.29.09 at 11:06 am by Gavin McInnes. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 2.0 feed. You can E-mail it to a friend.

21 Comments

lives.to.strangle. Says:

FAG

12.29.09 at 11:09 am
Considerate Says:

^^^^^ dude not cool, Don’t be ignorant now. The correct word is… chocolate hole with dying white blood cells.

12.29.09 at 11:20 am
ben stein calling you anti semetic Says:

one of the great ironic band names of all time

12.29.09 at 11:39 am
Zippy Says:

Someone should “mentor” him on dropping the hospital orderly look.

12.29.09 at 12:22 pm
Bitch Made Says:

Fred Mercury’s younger, dumber, gayer brother

12.29.09 at 1:29 pm
Ted Danson Says:

This is Jen Hanley’s husband.

I’m not making a hilarious joke, it actually is.

12.29.09 at 1:40 pm
Adolfo Shitler Says:

Hate by association.

12.29.09 at 2:25 pm
Cap'n Glitterfuzz Says:

El Duce would run a train on this?

12.29.09 at 3:41 pm
Leather Owl Says:

Pansy Division / Touch my Joe Camel ; )

12.29.09 at 4:28 pm
Vane$$a Says:

He has Raymi’s figure.

12.30.09 at 12:12 am
louis Says:

jens one lucky woman

12.30.09 at 2:29 am
Chump Swayze Says:

I have that mentors shirt but it’s red with black graphic. when i wear it people mistake the executioner hoods for KKKlansmen. It’s a delightful conversation starter.

12.30.09 at 8:28 am
see-emm Says:

u meet chicks who wanna be in the 4 F-club

12.30.09 at 10:14 am
Chump Swayze Says:

You meet a lot of women from sodom who like it in the bottom.

12.30.09 at 12:08 pm
Uncle Wah Wah Says:

This guy resembles BJ Novak which means he looks like a pud.

12.30.09 at 2:42 pm
jr Says:

bet he’s wearing gilligan ramone shoes

12.31.09 at 4:36 pm
Beef Says:

A dropkick to his chest while he’s leaning on the wall would make me laugh until I vomited and farted.

01.01.10 at 5:01 am
King of the New Year Says:

Chop off his thumbs so he has to find a new pose.

01.01.10 at 3:15 pm
MEGAPENIS Says:

I like the all-white look

01.04.10 at 12:51 pm
ROTTEN MOSES Says:

EL DUCE WILL RETURN TO US ONE DAY.

01.07.10 at 4:03 pm
mia Says:

this is the kind of dude who would try to get some…and i don’t think he would fail horribly.

that’s the troubling part.

01.26.10 at 10:55 am

STREET BONER 1121

Dude, Ché only executed 2,000 people. If you’re into communist genocide and you’re sick of Mao and Stalin, go for Pol Pot. He did 2,000,000.

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STREET BONER 1120

Helmets are a great way to say, “I’m another one of these pussy retards that fell for all that gay safety shit.”

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STREET BONER 1119

This gives me a boner the size of Mars but I’m a sucker for old guys in Inca hats.

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STREET BONER 1118

Just to be clear, this is not a hole in her tights. It’s a hole in the ass-time continuum that will swallow your entire paycheck if you go near it.

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