Don’t get all psyched out when you see girls like this and say shit in your head like, “Come on buddy. You can do this.” The only way you’re going to pull this off is to pretend you’re boner blind and you love everyone equally.
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Just to be clear, this is not a hole in her tights. It’s a hole in the ass-time continuum that will swallow your entire paycheck if you go near it.
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deserved of more kittens. i think it’s funny (foreign) dudes actually have that self pep-talk moment, do they? girls don’t.
12.29.09 at 1:36 pm
What is it with you always saying, “The only way you’re going to pull this is if you [insert some boner and/or bff metaphor here]“? There are multiple ways to pull hot chicks–fate, dumb luck, money, taking advantage of a precarious emotional situation, etc.
12.29.09 at 3:08 pm
Asian girls can be really hot until they hit 35. Then they tend to go real fast. They don’t keep up their classic good looks like us white American males. HAHAHAHAHA
12.29.09 at 3:21 pm
@ Adolfo:
You forgot roofies and cocaine.
12.29.09 at 4:24 pm
Oh, an Asian girl.
12.29.09 at 6:48 pm
Why don’t you reave us arone!
12.30.09 at 10:41 am
oh yawn, tell one decent joke, smile and you’re in. Asian girls are batting practice no matter how hot.
12.30.09 at 7:32 pm
Asian that girl looks more like a oriental to me, like from china, or eastern europe.
12.30.09 at 10:20 pm
she just looks like a normal girl
12.31.09 at 5:16 am
Me so horny!
01.01.10 at 3:12 pm
This site is an important part of the internet. In all seriousness.
Also, @ Uncle Wah Wah: 35 is an unkind estimate. Asians look great until 70 or so. Then they become the ancestors.
01.02.10 at 3:00 am
is the rating system arbitrary? i think binary works better.
01.03.10 at 4:04 pm
she’s korean, a friend of mine…
01.04.10 at 10:01 am
Those Korean dance parties are all the rage.
01.04.10 at 11:43 am
They need to Xchange shoes.
01.06.10 at 12:29 pm
asian pah-dee. love it.
01.26.10 at 10:53 am
a Korean Sasha Grey?
02.10.10 at 4:01 am