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Don’t get all psyched out when you see girls like this and say shit in your head like, “Come on buddy. You can do this.” The only way you’re going to pull this off is to pretend you’re boner blind and you love everyone equally.

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17 Comments

imyar Says:

deserved of more kittens. i think it’s funny (foreign) dudes actually have that self pep-talk moment, do they? girls don’t.

12.29.09 at 1:36 pm
Adolfo Shitler Says:

What is it with you always saying, “The only way you’re going to pull this is if you [insert some boner and/or bff metaphor here]“? There are multiple ways to pull hot chicks–fate, dumb luck, money, taking advantage of a precarious emotional situation, etc.

12.29.09 at 3:08 pm
Uncle Wah Wah Says:

Asian girls can be really hot until they hit 35. Then they tend to go real fast. They don’t keep up their classic good looks like us white American males. HAHAHAHAHA

12.29.09 at 3:21 pm
Norma Stitz Says:

@ Adolfo:

You forgot roofies and cocaine.

12.29.09 at 4:24 pm
The President of the United States of Full Blown Aids Says:

Oh, an Asian girl.

12.29.09 at 6:48 pm
Hiiii-YAA! Says:

Why don’t you reave us arone!

12.30.09 at 10:41 am
the king. Says:

oh yawn, tell one decent joke, smile and you’re in. Asian girls are batting practice no matter how hot.

12.30.09 at 7:32 pm
Considerate Says:

Asian that girl looks more like a oriental to me, like from china, or eastern europe.

12.30.09 at 10:20 pm
Anonymous Says:

she just looks like a normal girl

12.31.09 at 5:16 am
King of the New Year Says:

Me so horny!

01.01.10 at 3:12 pm
jse Says:

This site is an important part of the internet. In all seriousness.

Also, @ Uncle Wah Wah: 35 is an unkind estimate. Asians look great until 70 or so. Then they become the ancestors.

01.02.10 at 3:00 am
XXX Throwdown Says:

is the rating system arbitrary? i think binary works better.

01.03.10 at 4:04 pm
chi cha bee baa Says:

she’s korean, a friend of mine…

01.04.10 at 10:01 am
Insect Graveyard Says:

Those Korean dance parties are all the rage.

01.04.10 at 11:43 am
Y Says:

They need to Xchange shoes.

01.06.10 at 12:29 pm
mia Says:

asian pah-dee. love it.

01.26.10 at 10:53 am
Anonymous Says:

a Korean Sasha Grey?

02.10.10 at 4:01 am

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You can keep your California girls. I wish they could all be breathtaking slobs who don’t give a shit.

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I don’t care how he died. I still think that cheetah is a lucky fucker.

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Black people never smile in photos. Even when they’re dressed like gay crusty clowns.

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