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I don’t care if you look like Artie Lang with cancer: If you want to get a young girl, dress like a young girl. That’s it.

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12 Comments

bolo Says:

if you want a young girl join a motorcycle club and sell drugs. Granted, you’ll get a homeless junkie young girl, but hey.

01.04.10 at 2:23 pm
Zippy Says:

That outfit couldn’t be more wimp-ified if his 4 year old daughter selected it after watching “Barney”.

01.04.10 at 3:13 pm
zincink Says:

EEEEEEWwwww.. maybe those graphic wings sprout and they fly into an asian paradise in the sky

01.04.10 at 3:24 pm
count cumchugula Says:

Artie is dating a girl in her mid 20s. Also, last name is spelled Lange.

01.04.10 at 3:41 pm
Tooks Says:

I bet if we saw her face we’d see that’s not a young girl at all! They’re 2 old people pretending to be very young.

01.04.10 at 7:32 pm
GiZZz Says:

This is what happens when “you ain’t got no style mutha fucka.”

01.04.10 at 11:36 pm
pish posh Says:

Bad style is better than no style. At least our eyeballs get to laugh.

01.05.10 at 9:09 am
imyar Says:

soo obviously true

01.05.10 at 3:19 pm
the realist Says:

YUCK!

01.06.10 at 12:43 am
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01.07.10 at 2:32 pm
Ruby Says:

Vom. That is all.

01.19.10 at 4:41 pm
mia Says:

they deserve each other. oh, god, how they deserve each other.

i used to feel bad when creepy guys would hit on me, but now i know that they will find their match.

haht-warming.

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