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Being a hippy art fag is like getting a neck tattoo. You get a lot more pussy but you have to live with what you did for the rest of your life.

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14 Comments

foreal tho Says:

what kind of pussy do guys like this get? not mine.

01.06.10 at 2:04 pm
stoops Says:

ya serious now, which women clench dudes like this ‘twixt their thighs?

01.06.10 at 2:09 pm
Zippy Says:

He looks like he would get along just fabulously!!!! with that Cojo guy from Entertainment Tonight.

Pud.

01.06.10 at 2:31 pm
tus papa Says:

maybe hes going for men?

01.06.10 at 2:34 pm
imyar Says:

reeks of irritating

01.06.10 at 3:42 pm
HA HA Says:

This Australian redneck used to work in Topshop shoes in Oxford Circus!

01.06.10 at 4:12 pm
Nipple Dick Says:

Most of the guys I know w/ neck tattoos see less pussy than Willow

01.06.10 at 6:30 pm
P. A . Says:

It’s hard to see the sexual demon inside of this dude. Unless this is his “work” uniform, which i doubt considering there’s not a spec of paint on his jeans, which is disappointing.

p.s. what country are you from… japan? guys with neck tattoos get it all! the only reason they don’t get shit is probably because chicks think they’re taken. they need to actively make it known they’re single.

01.06.10 at 10:38 pm
the realist Says:

EW WOULD NOT SMASH

01.07.10 at 1:40 am
Manford Says:

Why aren’t these bigger yet? I wanna see what his patch says.

Also, art fag perhaps, but I dressed like that as a 7th grade girl. UNLIKE getting a neck tattoo, this guy’s thing makes him look like he cares too much.

01.07.10 at 1:46 am
ew Says:

replace the word ” pussy” with “beatings” and this caption would be spot-on.

01.07.10 at 11:28 pm
um ok.. Says:

he prob teaches a jazzersize class on tuesdays in the lower east side he may even use words like “OMG” and “I CAN’T” but who can blame him witha face like that he’s going places! TEAM THIS DUDE.

NOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!

01.08.10 at 11:00 pm
homey mcdimples Says:

judi rosen is looking better than ever!!

05.28.10 at 7:15 pm
Anonymous Says:

He’s a gay trapeze artist and works for a small, Romanian traveling circus. His name’s Sparklez, with a z.

07.22.10 at 6:04 pm

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