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If cavegirls looked like this I would gladly endure the crippling diseases, terrifying violence and ridiculously short lifespan.

This entry was posted on 01.12.10 at 1:01 pm by Gavin McInnes. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 2.0 feed. You can E-mail it to a friend.

20 Comments

stoops Says:

sure-if she packs me a nice, nutritional lunch, pish-posh.

01.12.10 at 1:19 pm
imyar Says:

not feeling it

01.12.10 at 1:28 pm
Drippy dog dix and cum bubbles or something Says:

Like this?

01.12.10 at 1:29 pm
Michael Bluth Says:

Her?

01.12.10 at 2:00 pm
POOKLES Says:

I wouldn’t.

01.12.10 at 2:00 pm
tarman Says:

look at the size of her arm.

01.12.10 at 2:30 pm
Anonymous Says:

Oh, dear.

01.12.10 at 2:57 pm
Frenchie Franco Says:

Cro HAG num

01.12.10 at 3:36 pm
Nipple Dick Says:

Either post pictures w/ a better perspective, or change the name of the site to BBW Boners

01.12.10 at 3:37 pm
bolo Says:

I’d go Quest For Fire on that cave-bitch. I heard a black guy call a white girl a cave-bitch once. Slave bitches and cave-bitches.

01.12.10 at 4:22 pm
PhD PlayaHataDegree Says:

oh man I knew people were gonna give this poor girl shit right when I saw her. She’s pretty and that would be a pretty hot outfit w/out that stupid vest. I hate those wet dead cat fur vests BUT if she was 20 -30 lbs lighter people would be commenting on how they would want to cum on her tits and other sweet nothings that are usually on here.

01.12.10 at 4:27 pm
the realist Says:

ew she’s wearing a famous stars and straps t shirt. she probably says rad and thinks guys with faux hawks are hot. her favourite show is probably miami ink.

01.12.10 at 7:32 pm
Hott Says:

She hott

01.13.10 at 5:22 am
Air Biscuits and Gravy Says:

I like this look. It is fitting.

01.13.10 at 11:39 am
clarabeara Says:

i was about to say, if she was a cave girl she’d be way thinner and tanner… but then some douche bag said she needed to lose 30 pounds and i remembered that you all are fake piss eating misogynist attention whores. if that girl wants to belt a forever 21 vest and neglect the joys of spray tanner than bless her heart.

01.13.10 at 11:59 am
double or nothing Says:

rofl @ “cro Hag num”

01.15.10 at 6:17 pm
double or nothing Says:

btw i do think she is beautiful looking and her outfit is cute like the dawn oil spill animal ad

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGcZrqP4f98

01.15.10 at 6:21 pm
Ruby Says:

The ugliness of that “fur” is dragging her head down

01.19.10 at 3:22 pm
mia Says:

this reminds me of the waxing scene in The 40 Year Old Virgin.

01.26.10 at 10:46 am
sarkozy Says:

BAD Photoshop work; yes, we can see her pants and boots now, but she looks like Princess of Grayland on a perilous journey to the Black Sea.

01.28.10 at 2:03 pm

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