I can’t discuss this fairly because she’s my bartender so all I see is blinding light shooting out of all her pores and maybe some angel wings.
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Zippy Says:
You can puff on that cigarette, you don’t have to inhale it in one drag.
this happened to me with my bartender. Every time she looked me in the eyes and asked “Another beer darling?” All i saw was rainbows and rays of light shooting out from her face and eyes. I put it on hard, and after a few weeks of banging the booze/weed wore off, she got haggard and was fired from the bar. Do your bartenders a favor and don’t bang them! It will destroy their majestic appeal and then they’ll get fired.
Aaaaaahhhhhh that’s scary. Used to work at social assistance (we’re not allowed to call it welfare in Ontario, but really that’s what it is), and I saw this image hangin’ out front of my office building every time I went for coffee. Exact likeness. Like I always said, there’s your tax dollars hard at work.
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You can puff on that cigarette, you don’t have to inhale it in one drag.
01.13.10 at 10:15 am
If all bartenders get an 11 then I know some that would put this bitch to shame. Although I’m feelin that jacket.
01.13.10 at 10:23 am
Bless her! You know how much shit from drunk idiots they have to put up with?
01.13.10 at 11:28 am
Bartenders get paid really well compared to other staff – everyone has to tip out the bartender. They also get mad respect hence your post.
01.13.10 at 11:34 am
this happened to me with my bartender. Every time she looked me in the eyes and asked “Another beer darling?” All i saw was rainbows and rays of light shooting out from her face and eyes. I put it on hard, and after a few weeks of banging the booze/weed wore off, she got haggard and was fired from the bar. Do your bartenders a favor and don’t bang them! It will destroy their majestic appeal and then they’ll get fired.
01.13.10 at 11:55 am
Everything’s fresh wid dis gal, from top to toe. I bet even that butt is a menthol.
01.13.10 at 12:28 pm
baggy man jacket is hot, like andie macdowell in four weddings and a funeral.
01.13.10 at 1:58 pm
she’s gonna ruin those shoes if she’s bartending in ‘em.
01.13.10 at 2:59 pm
she’s pretty.
01.13.10 at 4:41 pm
http://www.thetruth.com/
01.13.10 at 8:55 pm
Want.
She kinda reminds me of that Vice Do “Pharrel can’t skate”. You know the one. The porn star? Anyway. She’s hot.
Mark Morrison is playing in the background and I feel it very appropriate.
01.14.10 at 1:00 am
Smart man.
01.14.10 at 4:20 am
Aaaaaahhhhhh that’s scary. Used to work at social assistance (we’re not allowed to call it welfare in Ontario, but really that’s what it is), and I saw this image hangin’ out front of my office building every time I went for coffee. Exact likeness. Like I always said, there’s your tax dollars hard at work.
01.14.10 at 8:24 pm
I bet she smokes Meth every night, to help balance out her energy levels… right before she frigs herself with a crystal.
07.22.10 at 6:14 pm