Canadian VIP is the place to be if you like free rye and hanging out with superstars like David Suzuki and George Stroumboulopoulos.

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  1. kure kure takora Says:

    i think i’d do her but i need to pull out an electron microscope to see anything in this picture


  2. kat Says:

    I do! I really really do.


  3. drippy dog dix and cum bubbles or something Says:

    I would her, check out those gams!


  4. drippy dog dix and cum bubbles or something Says:

    Woops! I mean, this Normie® cunt is sooooooooo boring. Look at that hat, and the way she tilts her shoulders. This worthless whore could never shoot the shit about paintings, and books, and existential philosophy, and beards, and guitars, and being green. She totally couldn’t riff with me about PBR, and Wild Turkey, and Paris, and Mailer, and touring, and the dirty projectors, and hasselblads.


  5. Canadave Says:

    Nature of Things FTW


  6. antonella Says:

    seriously, nature of things, respect.


  7. stoops Says:

    whatever happened to kim clark champness, erica ehm (o those titties), terry david mulligan, that fat guy, and the black guy(no, not master t–the other one)?

    i mean, you gotta have the suzukes, but i’d take a mulligan over a strombalombalopolous any day.


  8. Zippy Says:

    Montreal Expos chic?

    She still holds onto that night Gary Carter stole her innocence.


  9. wilbert harrison Says:

    Are you referring to Dave Suzuki from Vital Remains? That guy sped up the drum tracks on “Dechristianize”. What a crap brutal death metal celebrity.


  10. Anonymous Says:

    i can see bigger pictures than this on my phone


  11. JuCIFéUR Says:

    David Suzuki is the original Michio Kaku.


  12. Anonymous Says:

    Or maybe Kim Mitchell?


  13. Stephen Glass Says:

    kure kure takora = it’s betty grable wearing a hat that says “elb”


  14. Jackie McFhuckles Says:

    Hey Ironic Hipsters, dig Gavs with the ha-ha funnies again. There are no Canadian VIP’s, just VLT’s (very lame tits)ex.#3142 the chick in the pic. And that Greek tit with no dad, Stroumboulopoulos, is a punch line anywhere outside of the G.T.A.(As is the G.T.A. itself).


  15. flynn Says:

    I don’t know who those people are (that’s the joke right?) but whatever. How about an enlarge option so we can really assess the babes?


  16. Charles Says:

    This “Canada sucks” vibe is really getting old. Toronto is pretty much the centre of it all now. New York is jealous.


  17. Stephen Harper Says:

    ^^^^ You’re kidding right?


  18. homeless. Says:

    BIGGER PICS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


  19. Anonymous Says:

    This is the first time i’ve said this, but this picture has brought it out of me, MAKE THE PICTURES BIGGER.


  20. Dirty Sanchez Says:

    Eight?

    Excuse me.

    “¿Ocho?”

    What the fuck is wrong with your eyes?

    I get the bartender suck-up, but COME ON.


  21. Tooks Says:

    I’d do strombo in a new York minute. I mean, I’d do strombo in a g.t.a. minute.


  22. Jetpack Says:

    I don’t ride a Suzuki and I don’t need the Greeks, but this microgirl looks like I’d give her a whirl.


  23. Heath Ledger Says:

    hahahha I haven’t thought of George Stroumboulopoulos in years! Gosh I hate that guy.


  24. Peter O'Toole Says:

    ok this “normie” is actually pretty hot. yeah she might be a total idiot or she might even be decent to talk to weirder shit has happened. Not every bitch is going to be some Zooey Deschanel neverbe in a motorcycle jacket and skinny jeans.


  25. drippy dog dix and cum bubbles or something Says:

    ^ Totally!!! LOL! Imagine, if she went to the right retail outlets, she could totally purchase a worthy and interesting personality :) Man, you are some kind of sage!


  26. snoreronto Says:

    toronnabe


  27. TERAWNA! Says:

    how about superstars like the cast of degrassi???
    my friends and i got into a minor brawl with snake at the drake (heh)
    we’re all good now though.


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