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STREET BONER 1052

High heel Doctor Marten’s are to London what In-N-Out burgers are to LA: A great thing about a horrible place.

This entry was posted on 01.15.10 at 10:48 am by Gavin McInnes. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 2.0 feed. You can E-mail it to a friend.

23 Comments

tus papa Says:

ohh what a great caption

01.15.10 at 12:34 pm
amber Says:

she’s perfect

01.15.10 at 12:43 pm
Anonymous Says:

I have to agree with amber. I hope that fur is real.

01.15.10 at 1:12 pm
Plotte en vrac Says:

High heels take all of the fetish fun out of Docs.

Can’t see them appearing in any of my “running away from skinheads” fantasies.

01.15.10 at 1:12 pm
POOKLES Says:

It looks like fakey fur to me

01.15.10 at 1:17 pm
Some hiphop slang word Says:

10 kittens awarded to both the caption and the lass. Well done. Finally.

01.15.10 at 1:27 pm
ew Says:

CRAZY ANIMAL STYLE !!!CRAZY ANIMAL STYLE!!

01.15.10 at 1:52 pm
Big H Says:

Cracking caption.

01.15.10 at 2:42 pm
Satan Davis Jr. Says:

Corpsepaint is to girls what….ummm….uh…hotsauce is to chimichangas? Ah forget it.

01.15.10 at 4:04 pm
Zippy Says:

I want see a fur other than that jacket, know what I mean, know what I mean?

01.15.10 at 7:04 pm
Anonymous Says:

that lipstick against the pale white skin is TO. DIE. FOR.

01.15.10 at 9:45 pm
Anonymous Says:

is she a mime in her spare time?

01.15.10 at 10:01 pm
easily offended Canadian hipster living in Brooklyn Says:

Do you have any idea how awkward it is to jerk off while holding a magnifying glass?

01.16.10 at 6:23 pm
HOMO Says:

LA is awesome, go back to winnepeg.

01.16.10 at 6:54 pm
The Duke of Wank Says:

This byrd makes my member of Parliment rise to action.

01.16.10 at 8:54 pm
ooh new york Says:

london is great fuck off. better than new york in just about every way esp the no americans part. if you’re insecure about being a bootleg american/new yorker don’t take it out on our beautiful shitty

01.17.10 at 1:57 pm
Cuntvomit Says:

I’ll take 10 million of those please.

01.18.10 at 7:56 am
Gil Gerard Says:

Isn’t she carrying a camera? Doesn’t that mean she’s a tourist? Say, from NYC?

01.18.10 at 4:53 pm
l.a. Says:

l.a. is awesome and in-n-out is perhaps one of the worst restaurants that is (unfortunately) associated with it.

01.18.10 at 6:17 pm
Ruby Says:

I love “ooh new york’s” Freudian slip – How dare anyone talk about your “beautiful shitty”???

01.19.10 at 3:04 pm
Ruby Says:

Also, all sorts of yes to this girl

01.19.10 at 3:04 pm
GodFlow Says:

I’d Tap that, but necrophilia isn’t my thing.

01.24.10 at 4:03 am
mia Says:

obviously, something terrible has happened to me in my past to make me think that this is not only an attractive look, but i would totes rock it, all day, err daaeiy.

01.26.10 at 10:45 am

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