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STREET BONER 1055

Pippi Longstocking is about the only child star I’ve seen age gracefully.

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This entry was posted on 01.19.10 at 9:47 am by Gavin McInnes. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 2.0 feed. You can E-mail it to a friend.

19 Comments

honest Says:

I would

01.19.10 at 10:49 am
Anonymous Says:

ME 2

01.19.10 at 10:58 am
imyar Says:

mental issues hair cut.

01.19.10 at 11:36 am
Fez Watley Says:

The stripes and the dyed hair still wont distract me from that Mt Vesuvius growing on her cheek. Im pinching my computer screen trying to make that fucker erupt. Then she will be perfect…

01.19.10 at 11:46 am
Zippy Says:

She gets eight kitties based on what? No visible feces?

01.19.10 at 11:55 am
JuCIFéUR Says:

Quebecois.

01.19.10 at 12:38 pm
mac Says:

8…really? She reminds me of Problem Child.

01.19.10 at 2:18 pm
Gorilla Inc Says:

Give her a 10, pls

01.19.10 at 3:46 pm
bloop Says:

She looks as if she’d smell like mildew and boiled eggs.

01.19.10 at 6:44 pm
miss appalachian Says:

pushing 10. healthy weird girl.

01.19.10 at 10:37 pm
geist Says:

donna matthews?

01.19.10 at 11:10 pm
Anonymous Says:

nein nein nein NEIN! And no not nine kittens. A bit more hair would do her some justice. The boyish thing makes my penis soft.

01.19.10 at 11:45 pm
Canadave Says:

Wood Bone. Would Bone.

01.20.10 at 12:43 am
Anonymous Says:

meike?

01.20.10 at 5:30 am
Gil Gerard Says:

Clothes say, “Works part-time on a shrimp boat.”

01.20.10 at 11:10 am
hah Says:

that’s my girl whitney!!!!!!!!!
future ART SUPER STAR<3

01.21.10 at 12:37 am
Tooks Says:

Rouge la tete.

01.21.10 at 2:50 am
mia Says:

i feel like she might pilage me. in the worst way.

01.26.10 at 10:42 am
rad cultist Says:

she’s still wearing my cum-stained jeans!

11.28.10 at 10:34 pm

STREET BONER 1681

Looks like Dora the Explorer is all growed up and ready to party!

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STREET BONER 1680

This is just as ridiculous as Beyoncé doing shampoo ads for “blondes.”

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STREET BONER 1679

Meet the exception to the “Women are attracted to confidence” rule.

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STREET BONER 1678

When I’m mayor, brass knuckles will no longer be illegal but short hair and flats will.

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