This chick looks like Target barfed a pile of accessories on her. I’ve never wanted to eat barf before.

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24 Comments
  1. imyar Says:

    everything but the pose. no, you are not down to earth so stop lying.


  2. Zippy Says:

    The saving grace of a goofy outfit on a pretty girl is that now you have even more incentive to want her to undress.


  3. Dezmodemona Says:

    Pretty? Check out the schnoz. The dress is better than the face.


  4. JuCIFéUR Says:

    meh toothpick


  5. zuckerzeit Says:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nt4rUpM19YU


  6. Gil Gerard Says:

    Kinda juvie for pushing 40, no?


  7. Wally Weed Says:

    Sad when the cute is past its best before date. Weedster feels pity and witholds kitty.


  8. GiZZz Says:

    Target knows what hipsters want.


  9. Ruby Says:

    She does look a bit old in the face


  10. Drippy dog dix and cum bubbles or something Says:

    @Dezmodemona: The nose looks fine, homo. She probably looks super sexy and cute running around in heels and nothing else. And you might not mind the extra couple years when she’s eating your ass and calling you daddy.


  11. Billy Cox Says:

    she got dressed in the dark but id toss her salad that bitch is FINE


  12. Arv's Firm Shaft Says:

    I’d take it in a minute!!! Who are you dudes fucking??? Probably somebody hotter than her. Sigh :(


  13. Beef Says:

    I’d love to see the fucking atrocious ghouls negatively commenting on this bitch’s looks.


  14. stoops Says:

    cute, i say. cute.


  15. Zippy Says:

    They probably thump #1055 and brag about her hip lifestyle. This girls pretty good. At least she doesn’t have breeder hips, thunder thighs and tits that cover her box.


  16. stoops Says:

    in a ’someone let go of the marionette strings’ kind of way. is that how girls pose now? (i wouldn’t know, i live on the moon)


  17. a4awesome Says:

    She’s a cutie


  18. Tooks Says:

    When chicks stand like that it reminds me of Courtney love and thus iwant to claw their eyes out.


  19. GodFlow Says:

    Most of her body is hidden under bullshit that resembles clothing


  20. Mr Belvedere Says:

    Celine Dion in disguise.


  21. mia Says:

    i especially love her broken doll leg. because nothing is sexier than looking like you’ve been trampled.


  22. kill hipster Says:

    d i v a


  23. John Mayer Says:

    I didn’t know Jennifer Esposito had a little sister… yeah…


  24. fucking stupid liberal bull dyke Says:

    She just needs a little guidance


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