Being single is fucking awesome for about a month. Then you see a girl at a bar and remember renting movies and sleeping in and you go, “Oh yeah, I’m really, really lonely.”

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21 Comments
  1. Zippy Says:

    How in the hell do you stop at 8 on this woman? She’s absolutely stunning. You gave that dopey guitar heroine a nine yesterday. Now watch the hags and fags try and pick this one apart


  2. Drippy dog dix and cum bubbles or something Says:

    Amen.


  3. Pincer Movement Says:

    reinventing the bow-leg.


  4. JuCIFER Says:

    I LIKES THE POSTER BEHINDS HERS…


  5. no.thanks. Says:

    but then you also remember all the bullshit fights and your desire not to hang out with her shit stupid friends and you go “thats why i’m single….alright!”


  6. Anonymous Says:

    Word, Jucifer! It’s Georgia week over at street boners, apparently.


  7. Bubba Podunk Says:

    Makes me want to quit the Klan


  8. tus papa Says:

    shes okay?


  9. Tooks Says:

    Imagine if it was a chick writing street boners about photos of dudes. It would go a little somethin’ like this: ” it’s awesome being single for about a month, then you see dudes that look like they’re trying really, really hard, and go “oh yeah, I’m really, really happy how awesome it is to be single.”


  10. Yesy'all Says:

    Down wid da brown


  11. stoops Says:

    i’d throw her over my shoulder
    like a continental soldier


  12. skull front Says:

    is this a Haiti fund raiser


  13. GodFlow Says:

    Cute, but needs a bit more in the tits department.


  14. Alexi Wolf Says:

    I see that you’re becoming desperate with you being lonely, she is a whole lotta “alright”


  15. Jay Says:

    ou et les tittays ?


  16. Vane$$a Says:

    Every man should be allowed to be single for one month out of every year. The world would be a much happier place.


  17. Her? Says:

    she’s pretty she just needs a way less boring outfit.


  18. Vane$$a Says:

    If the Jucifer that posts here is the chick from Jucifer I probably have the biggest hard-on of my life right now.


  19. cephalod Says:

    ew ew ew.

    Everything about this girl just turns me off. Her bug eyes, her boring outfit, her flat hair, her proportions, the stupid way her legs are positioned, ugh, just everything about her.


  20. superunko Says:

    I say 9, way better than rockabilly chick. It’s the new thing and I’m into it – Black chicks that have the Asian vibe, but better cos they’re not Asian.


  21. OMS Says:

    yes, yes! yes!


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