It sucks to have to go out for cigarettes in the middle of the night but running into you future wife sure takes the sting out.

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39 Comments
  1. Steez Says:

    A homemade Black Flag shirt made out of marker? That’s the best thing I’ve ever seen.


  2. Zippy Says:

    She looks like she crawled out of a storm drain.


  3. Uncle Wah Wah Says:

    Hey babe, what you got there for dinner?
    Um,… uh .. Skittles.

    God Bless our truck stop hookers!


  4. the realist Says:

    NOTHING SPESH LOOKS LIKE CORY KENNEDY BUT MORE BLAND


  5. Vane$$a Says:

    Your future wife is Dave Grohl?


  6. Coke Ennyday Says:

    they are still people that smoke?


  7. imyar Says:

    smoking is so passe. you smell like shit and so do all your clothes, your teeth are repulsive, your mouth smells like a fart and when you kiss me i feel sick to my stomach. good luck picking up scags with that fag in your hand.


  8. Coke Ennyday Says:

    do they mail order them from malaysia or something? so WEIRD


  9. no.thanks. Says:

    @ coke

    wait…..i thought i smoked because i love nicotene…..fuck cool points, its about getting high as fuck.


  10. Anonymous Says:

    Anti-smokers are worse than hardcore christians. I wish you non-smokers realized how little your opinion of us who smoke matters. On the other hand, EX-smokers make born again christians seems like people I’d like to party with. You people are the worst.


  11. imyar Says:

    ex smokers hate smoke more than never smokers. sorry guy one day you’ll get it.


  12. Anonymous Says:

    Oh, I get it. I just don’t want it.


  13. BuntingBoy Says:

    if “getting it” means being a pretentious fuck, you’ve got it


  14. ew Says:

    i wanna be her bessfren.


  15. cockfight Says:

    That kid from Dinosaur Jr.s album cover grew up and is looking good.


  16. imyar Says:

    getting it meaning one day you will quit (believe me you will) and then you will “get” “it” no pretention here boy.


  17. turkey Says:

    i’ll marry the shit out of that

    hit me up girl


  18. lives.to.strangle. Says:

    prettiest girl ever


  19. Jetpack Says:

    I want a future divorce.


  20. ew ( 4 REALZ, YO ) Says:

    this girl haunts the parking lot of every convenience store In the u.s. The only way to banish her is to call her dad and tell him that his daughter’s 23, there is no way that she’s actually at SAT practice.


  21. Coke Ennyday Says:

    she found that butt on the ground


  22. cant see through the innanet Says:

    but im on one knee


  23. the realist Says:

    @ cockfight

    BEST


  24. lol@u Says:

    why you delete my comment? too close to home? your standards have reached a new high in lol.


  25. gregor Says:

    running into or running over?


  26. tus papa Says:

    she looks like she would be the best friend ever.


  27. bloop Says:

    No thanks, I don’t want to marry Rick White from Eric’s Trip, even if he does have a big, loose anorexic vagina.


  28. Ruby Says:

    I am fucking BAFFLED that anybody thinks this sewer rat is okay. And is that an Adam’s apple?


  29. miss appalachian Says:

    beautiful.


  30. Dr. Fate Says:

    what a knockout … a true beauty, if ever there was one.


  31. Dr. Fate Says:

    I am serious about the last comment.


  32. Vane$$a Says:

    I also think she’s purty.


  33. WHO IS THE MASTER? Says:

    one word comes to mind… “bedraggled”.


  34. GodFlow Says:

    Uncle Wah Wah: Fuckin’ hilarious.


  35. Beef Says:

    Strong faces and tranny necks aren’t marriage material.


  36. Canadave Says:

    Even though she looks weird, it only makes it better. No-throw-away.


  37. Clayton. Says:

    I’d leave it in.


  38. Christina M Says:

    ARE WE STILL TALKING ABOUT SMOKING, BECAUSE I *DO* INDULGE FROM TIME TO TIME, ESPEZIALLY AFTER A RAUCUS ROUND OF BADMINTON AND OAIDYGSSTERZ WITH MY MAYTES.


  39. Anonymous Says:

    do not want!
    yeah she looks like she’d be a real tiger in bed… if you can keep her awake…


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