I used to scoff when the lady at the suicide hotline would use “European supermodels in Chuck Taylors” as an example of why life is worth living but I kind of see what she’s talking about now.

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42 Comments
  1. POOKLES Says:

    Gosh.


  2. Rhoda Dick Says:

    guidette


  3. Guino Says:

    If I saw that I would think she is weird and has stinky feet because she should be wearing heels that are horrible for her feet and yet let them breathe somewhat.
    Chucks= NOT HOT.


  4. Anonymous Says:

    monoblacks r the new…


  5. republican response Says:

    chekc out red adidas in the background. what is that he’s doing?


  6. Zippy Says:

    Bow legged Betty is nothing special here, but that street creature to her left must have an interesting story to tell.


  7. just fap fap faped Says:

    man feet, baby! man feeeeeeeeeeet! she’s got some man hands too. id still hit it but she wouldn’t be down. c’e la vita.


  8. the realist Says:

    This is an example of an actual streetboner. Like get serious with all the uggos who happen to be ALTERNATIVE so you turn the cheek at the actual facts of their gnarly faces.


  9. drippy dog dix and cum bubbles or something Says:

    @Zippy: You want to hear “interesting” stories from the SoHo hairdresser guy, rather than hang out with the attractive woman?


  10. unclaimed smegma Says:

    Color-correction fail or sunless tanning lotion?


  11. v Says:

    Looks taller and manlier than I am. She could probably suplex me into submission


  12. brooklynchimp Says:

    Finally.


  13. no.thanks. Says:

    yesssssssssssssssssssss.

    all the other guys that are calling this woman “large” “Too big”

    pls, go fuck your sub 5 foot girls.


  14. EW Says:

    ^ I guess all the other guys must be straight.


  15. EW Says:

    also, she wearing chucks because they don’t make womens shoes her size. And you’v e confused “european supermodels” with “italian men”. there, im spent.


  16. tus papa Says:

    this did not go over well


  17. Jennifer Hudson Says:

    Ya’ll niggas can eat dick if you think this piece of GEM is a dude. FALLBACK.


  18. NippleDick Says:

    ^Holy shit, they should fuck


  19. Zippy Says:

    @drippy dog

    Well for one thing, we can crack on that functional man-bag he’s sporting. :)


  20. real men are over 6' tall Says:

    the rest of you fags would be embarrassed by your small peepees. unlike the rest of the scenebarf on here, this babe is a total boner.


  21. Jetpack Says:

    She looks like Hulk Hogan’s flesh puppet.


  22. kure kure takora Says:

    everyone needs a day off


  23. Anonymous Says:

    Fucking naysayers. This girl’s gorgeous!


  24. Come ON. Says:

    You used to scoff when you called the suicide hotline?


  25. Korgull Says:

    Hmm, pouty chick with a wicked dose of orangeface? yep definitely a euro.

    Cheer up bitch, your dealer will call you back any minute.


  26. Jonny Robotronics Says:

    Wanna be Angelina Jolie….doesnt seem very fun at all….


  27. ew Says:

    not good looking


  28. remixes are better Says:

    street boner 1019 in daylight or am i wrong?

    http://streetbonersandtvcarnage.com/streetboners/street-boner-1019/


  29. Considerate Says:

    look on the right at the smoking albino orangutan… thats fucking awesome


  30. MAX XAM Says:

    I’d hit that.


  31. Juan Ice Says:

    Reminds me her royal hotness Olivia Wilde


  32. mel Says:

    i think it’s fair to say that guino has never had sex


  33. duncan Says:

    peep those mits. shed make a great QB for the Giants


  34. 4,5,6 Says:

    that street creature to the right needs to be killed with fire.


  35. Javier Says:

    Yup….Olivia Wilde FTW

    I’d fuck the shit out of her and we’d watch re-runs of “House” all weekend long.


  36. Sookie Says:

    I think this chick was in Americas Next Top Model. And her name is Kortnie Coles. And this outfit sucks. If its not that chick, outfit sill sucks.


  37. Anonymous Says:

    tan…


  38. Anonymous Says:

    she’s perdy


  39. penis-belenis Says:

    Bow-legged beauty.


  40. GodFlow Says:

    Not hot, but she could totally make my soldier salute if she did the right things.


  41. Anonymous Says:

    lol @ pussy in the bag with the man purse and knock off running shoes.
    stupid jackass probably can’t even make it half a mile without gasping for breat with his out of shape ass and smoke encrusted lungs…


  42. Manuelito Says:

    My dick would explode if she just turned and cold-cocked that twat smoking in the back.


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