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It’s way better if you pretend he’s at a Children’s Music Festival and the song is, “Big Kids Scare the Heck Out of Me.”

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13 Comments

jerrrycan Says:

flip flops are fin

02.01.10 at 9:42 am
Jetpack Says:

He does not qualify for the best discount at Whole Foods.

02.01.10 at 10:07 am
BJ Says:

Yeah but you know the song is “Just One of Those Days.”

02.01.10 at 10:26 am
Zippy Says:

I wonder what rib fest this guy was rocking at? My guess is one that featured “Kansas and Mark Farner (formerly of Grand Funk)” in the headlining roles.

02.01.10 at 10:35 am
Some hiphop slang word Says:

You can tell that he is having a good time by the pajamas around his neck. You can tell he’s tough by the plugs, too. Coolest dude at the Less Than Jake show by far!

02.01.10 at 10:36 am
Bennycassim Says:

God, didn’t they get guys like this to dance on stage for the Bosstones?

02.01.10 at 12:30 pm
Uncle Wah Wah Says:

Larry the Cable Guy’s son can really dance!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

02.01.10 at 12:31 pm
Anonymous Says:

he’s so in the zone

02.01.10 at 4:50 pm
homeless. Says:

the ‘big guy’

02.01.10 at 4:56 pm
flynn Says:

fuck it, dude looks fun

02.01.10 at 6:07 pm
JuCIFéUR Says:

Oh yall niggahs like to crack, until you find out it’s Tim Harrington from Les Savy Fav, then you’re on his dick!

02.02.10 at 12:51 pm
glovitos Says:

oooooh check out that hottie in the background

02.02.10 at 1:58 pm
Tooks Says:

I don’t get it. See it everywhere. Sloths like this at concerts. It’s like being at a show gives them licence to act like fools. You know the type. They often travel in packs, all with silly half grins on their faces. They charge through crowds with no thought for the young women around (and why would they? They’re completely unfamiliar with the species). They feel there is strength in numbers. The behaviours they exhibit become non-existent without their pack mates. The “high five” and the “beer hoist in the air” are commonly how they exhibit their strength, accompanied by vocalisations of “yeah!” and “woo!” Often their faces are red, drips of sweat sliding down their cheeks. Personally, I dread encounters with such groups. While they believe it serves a purpose, the sweat they streak along females bodies as they shove past is extremely unappealing.

02.03.10 at 10:49 am

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STREET BONER 1680

This is just as ridiculous as Beyoncé doing shampoo ads for “blondes.”

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STREET BONER 1679

Meet the exception to the “Women are attracted to confidence” rule.

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STREET BONER 1678

When I’m mayor, brass knuckles will no longer be illegal but short hair and flats will.

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