When you see big tits flopping around in broad daylight, you kind of get why dads are so obsessed with them.

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27 Comments
  1. Uncle Salty Says:

    This is where magic comes from.


  2. drippy dog dix and cum bubbles or something Says:

    Dads?


  3. imyar Says:

    dinner plate nipples sad face


  4. just a cunt hair away Says:

    two nipple-massaging thumbs up!
    raymi’s a jealous fag- see blog.


  5. Zippy Says:

    Did that guy lose part of a finger on his left hand? I bet that it is somewhere inside this woman.


  6. republican response Says:

    is this some sort of insane tennis party?


  7. Uncle Wah Wah Says:

    The “tennis pro” look gets the babes everytime!

    BTW, thank you for shaving. We don’t need blondie going “European” with those armpits.


  8. tus papa Says:

    the mans missing finger gets ten kitties


  9. yikes Says:

    count me in. co-sign gavin’s caption.

    the half-finger, i know a guy with one of those. he’s the funniest guy i know.


  10. james Says:

    tits that size and maybe only two veins showing? (left boob), cheers!


  11. imyar Says:

    now why the hell would i be jealous of big sloppy tits?


  12. Billy Cox Says:

    thats fucking disgusting. i bet her pussy smells like old balogna left sitting out


  13. stoops Says:

    that’s some tether ball playing shit right there. them titties smell like purple pop when you’re a kid whipping home on your bmx after stealing your first porno.


  14. Wet Bush Says:

    THose are the droopiest tits I have ever seen… Common dudes… Post your pics of your ex’s gfs of other sluts you know


  15. THE REAL EW ....SHADY Says:

    her pasties r shaped like grizzly bears standing upright.


  16. stoops Says:

    listen imyar, he/she’s jelly cuz yer hot


  17. UNCLEDADDY Says:

    NOTHING IS BETTAH THAN A NICE SET OF TETS.
    YOU GOTTA LOVE THEM EVEN IF THEY ARE GIANT BOINGERS, RAYMI SHOULD BURY HER FACE IN THAT AVALANCHE AND ONLY THEN CAN SHE JUDGE.


  18. no.thanks. Says:

    yo, no kids for me, but i love titties.

    whats the world coming to?


  19. rob-omb Says:

    Yes, please.


  20. Bennycassim Says:

    This is a party in Forest Hills; this guy trained Mark McClaine until his untimely match with Patrick Rafter in 2000. The guy got creamed and basically blamed the trainer. Shit move, I know. So he ditched him for Ron Holmberg and the rest is history.


  21. penis-belenis Says:

    Droopiest tits you’ve ever seen? You ain’t seen tits then, my friend. This is what boobies look like when they’re very large and real. They don’t ride like volleyballs stapled to your collarbone. Plus can I just say that “Pressure” by Billy Joel is such a fucking pathetic shitty song I want to kill myself listening to it.


  22. Anonymous Says:

    wait a min. another deleted comment? she IS fat and lumpy and he DOES have a gross belly. they’re a gruesome twosome.


  23. Maxipad Says:

    Mommy tits are the best, they make me feel like I am young again.


  24. Tooks Says:

    Fun bags.


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  26. Googleplex Says:

    I guess the terrycloth shorts match the pasties?


  27. MyStereoHasMono Says:

    Fat girl + bad tattoo = No thanks


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