STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE » STREET BONER 1074

I’ve always wanted to meet a bisexual, porn addict who smokes tons of pot and loves sports but they just don’t exist in real life.

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15 Comments

grimey Says:

she needs to help me find my jordans

02.03.10 at 1:35 pm
Dr. Fate Says:

I can relate.

02.03.10 at 2:22 pm
white power Says:

ahahahaha!

02.03.10 at 8:19 pm
Anonymous Says:

i disagree. i am this girl

02.03.10 at 10:24 pm
silly little mongoose Says:

http://www.theatlanticwire.com/opinions/view/opinion/Are-Old-People-Bankrupting-America-2395

02.03.10 at 11:02 pm
silly little mongoose Says:

^ not commentary. This one is fine by me.

02.03.10 at 11:03 pm
quadruple x Says:

If this wasn’t a mannequin, this would’ve just said “WIFE”.

02.03.10 at 11:53 pm
Erik Kolacek Says:

Was this taken by Clayton?

I call dibs.

02.04.10 at 12:23 am
j-boz Says:

The lot of amurrrica are porn addicts that smoke tons of pot and love sports. although they have not all discovered their indefinite bisexuality.

02.04.10 at 12:27 am
Gil Gerard Says:

-Sigh- So close. If only she was wearing swim fins…

02.04.10 at 10:07 am
Her? Says:

nice body

02.04.10 at 12:03 pm
KillHipsterMentality Says:

her dick is bigger than mine

02.04.10 at 12:59 pm
KillHipsterMentality Says:

acutally?!?!?! that is my PENIS

02.04.10 at 12:59 pm
taylor Says:

a dying breed

proud contributor to such species

02.04.10 at 6:14 pm
newnumberorder Says:

Mannequins don’t get fat or ugly and they also never give you any lip. I think this right here is the perfect girlfriend.

04.12.10 at 11:58 pm

STREET BONER 1680

This is just as ridiculous as Beyoncé doing shampoo ads for “blondes.”

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STREET BONER 1679

Meet the exception to the “Women are attracted to confidence” rule.

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STREET BONER 1678

When I’m mayor, brass knuckles will no longer be illegal but short hair and flats will.

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STREET BONER 1677

You can keep your California girls. I wish they could all be breathtaking slobs who don’t give a shit.

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