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STREET BONER 1077

“See? You’re way shorter than me.”

This entry was posted on 02.05.10 at 10:35 am by Gavin McInnes. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 2.0 feed. You can E-mail it to a friend.

14 Comments

The Situation Says:

This shit happens to Snooks all the time.

02.05.10 at 10:38 am
j Says:

if anyone needs me, i’ll be imagining all the geometric possibilities this entails.

02.05.10 at 10:44 am
JuCIFéUR Says:

Yeah, that little one is like the Cherry on top, you pull her out of your pocket, and Presto!

02.05.10 at 10:45 am
Gil Gerard Says:

Me likey tha spinner.

02.05.10 at 10:47 am
Zippy Says:

Girl with camera:
Yeah, look Shannon. You stick your ass out on that dance move and it does seems three times as big.

Shannon:
OMG!

Guy in White Shirt:
Oh, God. I left my roofies AND the duct tape in the car.

02.05.10 at 11:51 am
grabbin ma'penis Says:

short chicks take the cake. they got small feet so my dick looks bigger when i’m fuckin their toes.

02.05.10 at 11:59 am
Billy Cox Says:

nice hair and hot shoes take a girl up a few notches. i would fucking destroy that bitch.

02.05.10 at 2:52 pm
Halfrican Says:

Fuck I hate a short bitch.

02.05.10 at 5:13 pm
imyar Says:

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA

02.05.10 at 6:22 pm
E Says:

This is cute.

02.05.10 at 9:38 pm
Maxipad Says:

Is beating off while thinking about getting a hand job by a short girl cute?

I need to know Im trying to win her over…Shhhhh.

02.08.10 at 9:03 am
Sarah Says:

LOVE the caption

02.08.10 at 6:44 pm
kure kure takora Says:

that taller girl needs to start working out before her entire body decides to go south. you can see it in her arms starting to become ham hocks from cheap beer.

02.09.10 at 11:24 am
GodFlow Says:

@billy cox: Cosign

02.22.10 at 4:03 am

STREET BONER 1123

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