Friday nights make me so happy to be alive, I get embarrassed for dead people.

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This entry was posted on 02.05.10 at 11:59 am by Gavin McInnes. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 2.0 feed. You can E-mail it to a friend.
29 Comments
  1. Slimeball Producer Says:

    This needs work


  2. Gavin Says:

    Howzat?


  3. ~**juDee**~ Says:

    10 kitties?? directed at who?? really?? oookaaayy


  4. nope Says:

    THANK GOD I’M FABULOUS


  5. Slimeball Producer Says:

    Sorry but I’m not laughing anymore than before (A.K.A. Not at all). Points for legibility though.


  6. Anonymous Says:

    easy on the AM coke, gavin, you washed up predatory pedo. PP!


  7. homeless. Says:

    http://selleckwaterfallsandwich.tumblr.com/


  8. yikes Says:

    the caption made me excited for tonight.


  9. tweak Says:

    bone em all


  10. Zippy Says:

    That fur hat looks tres chic. I bet that style catches on bigtime.


  11. stoops Says:

    fuck you guys and your ‘friday nights’…i’ve got a cup-a-soup and work all weekend to look forward to. that’s where it’s really at, man (sob)


  12. republican response Says:

    now this I’m very interested in


  13. imyar Says:

    what a dream sesh


  14. Tooks Says:

    Show me an Asian person that doesn’t throw a peace sign for every photo, and I’ll show you, well nothing, because they all do it.


  15. Cadillac Hacksaw Says:

    Budweiser and Cook’s?!?!?! Somebody is balling tonight!!


  16. pogi Says:

    friday night sucks tonight because of the blizzard. Just gonna drink whiskey all night and looking at porn and chatrouletting.


  17. Toddy Says:

    Is that rice wine vinegar?


  18. man Says:

    That looks like a really shitty party with a bunch of 6.5s whose boyfriends are waiting behind them like fucking bear traps to try to start a fight with you cause you asked if she knew where the beers were.


  19. kure kure takora Says:

    @man: Total troof.


  20. penis-belenis Says:

    what is the opposite of a sausage-fest… a bun-fest?


  21. Anonymous Says:

    i love real girl hotness. the very best kind.


  22. fik Says:

    this party look boring and i think your dick got bored too and decided to get a boredom boner . i am bored writing this . yawn .


  23. Norm Says:

    Tiff is a tranny.


  24. ummm Says:

    this was new years, not friday night


  25. kure kure takora Says:

    an all girl party is known as a clam-bake.


  26. Googleplex Says:

    She puts the “ho” in Margaret Cho.


  27. horse Says:

    love it (hetro), or leave it (homo)


  28. KillHipster Says:

    ESKIMO WHORES


  29. Tumor Says:

    Eskimo whores are the best fucking kind. Haven’t you heard of Bristol Palin?


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