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STREET BONER 1079

Sometimes it feels like homeless people are the only honest people left.

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This entry was posted on 02.08.10 at 9:54 am by Gavin McInnes. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 2.0 feed. You can E-mail it to a friend.

18 Comments

Jesus Lord Says:

Amen. (Also I am the First).

02.08.10 at 10:27 am
John the Baptist Says:

You might be the first, but I’m the prequel!!

02.08.10 at 10:29 am
XXXL Says:

Just like you said Gav, NYCs for the young and rich. Get the fuck out , lady!

02.08.10 at 10:50 am
Zippy Says:

Did you ever notice that on CSI, SVU, etc. the hookers are all young, slim, stylish models/coeds. And in real life they are worn out, sallow skinned, hollow eyed, junkheads, homeless, metal patients, etc. TV Hooker = Hayden Pantierre, real life hooker = Amy Winehouse/Courtney Love in ten more years. Takes the glamour out of that “Pretty Woman” fantasy, eh?

02.08.10 at 11:03 am
UNCLEDADDY Says:

Dang, I wouldn’t even take a shit on that hooker, my shit might get dirty.

02.08.10 at 12:34 pm
dai Says:

or at least the only tired ones.

02.08.10 at 2:01 pm
I bob for beans Says:

Wow. That’s just a bummer. It has the veneer of funny but then…..

02.08.10 at 4:53 pm
Bennycassim Says:

She’s always hanging around the Union Square area.

02.08.10 at 6:08 pm
Jean Paul Gautier Says:

She should have written: “Tired of haute couture runway, need money, please help”

02.08.10 at 6:35 pm
Cadillac Hacksaw Says:

Hey Zippy, thats not true. Elliot Spitzer’s whore was a total fox

02.08.10 at 6:55 pm
Considerate Says:

when she dies her clothes will go to goodwill, some hipster chick will buy it. Then her hipster-bum-pussy juice will reside where fat cum bucket juices use to.

02.08.10 at 9:44 pm
cumsiderate Says:

and thus the circle of life is complete

02.08.10 at 10:12 pm
Googleplex Says:

I fucked her.

02.09.10 at 2:15 am
Godzilla Says:

Grandma?

02.09.10 at 2:35 am
ew ( 4 REALZ, YO ) Says:

y did u delete my innocuous comment? this is worse than soviet china!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

02.09.10 at 2:08 pm
Tumor Says:

You know the site has really jumped the shark when every other post is a commercial and the pent-up cum and agression inside the prepubescent commenters is unleashed on a poor, innocent hooker.

02.11.10 at 2:19 pm
nay nay Says:

tired of boots with the fur

02.14.10 at 8:37 pm
Anonymous Says:

C’mon honey I’ll help you get back on your feet. Now spread dat azz.

07.22.10 at 9:11 am

STREET BONER 1680

This is just as ridiculous as Beyoncé doing shampoo ads for “blondes.”

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STREET BONER 1679

Meet the exception to the “Women are attracted to confidence” rule.

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STREET BONER 1678

When I’m mayor, brass knuckles will no longer be illegal but short hair and flats will.

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STREET BONER 1677

You can keep your California girls. I wish they could all be breathtaking slobs who don’t give a shit.

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STREET CARNAGE is also a live presentation you can have in your town where Gavin shows a Street Boners "Best Of" and Derrick shows his latest TV Carnage endeavors.

STREET BONERS will eventually be compiled into a huge book which will feature hundreds of pages of Boners as well as contributions from Chloe Sevigny, Debbie Harry, Fred Armisen, Tim & Eric and many more.

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