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This is so true. No guy can compete with a dude that’s on Unemployment. He gets to sleep in and prepare his game all day. We’re exhausted after a hard day’s work and only have two mornings we can sleep in. Trial and error gets the girl every time. It’s just simple math.
02.09.10 at 10:18 am
Yeah she’s fine and all, and the dead beat can perfect his “I can’t buy you a drink here, but I have plenty at home” shtick, but what I’m really concentrating on is the fact that they can smoke in that bar. Where the fuck is that? Is this picture from the past?
02.09.10 at 10:46 am
I hate that hat very much.
02.09.10 at 10:52 am
The best way to pull chicks is to have a bartender roommate or be semi-skilled with cocktails that involve rum/gin (no vodka) and fresh crushed citrus fruits, because it’s not going home to your place to bang her, it’s “Let’s go back to my place and have some ‘classic’ cocktails.” and you look all classy and gentlemanly.
It’s less skeezy than gavin’s old “come do coke with me.”
Be forewarned it probably doesn’t work on girls who are still in college/just out of college.
02.09.10 at 10:54 am
I like her nail polish and the “come do coke with me.” line still works.
02.09.10 at 11:10 am
if you throw enough shit against the wall somethings got to stick
02.09.10 at 11:20 am
omg your breath stinks
02.09.10 at 11:26 am
her haire is so blonde and pretty.
02.09.10 at 11:31 am
“Let’s go back to my place and have some ‘classic’ cocktails.” and you look all classy and gentlemanly.
It’s less skeezy than gavin’s old “come do coke with me.”
….Uh, that is pretty skeezy. It’s like lame coward-code for wanting to fuck. At least the cocaine line is honest and upfront.
02.09.10 at 12:14 pm
I ask them to come back to my place to watch Frasier. Works every time.
02.09.10 at 12:28 pm
Fuck coke or frasier, I just tell the bitches to come back to my place so that I can blow it in their face.
02.09.10 at 12:36 pm
so true nostradamus
02.09.10 at 1:01 pm
i thought it was two lesbians on a date for a second.
there a few ways for a guy to have long hair.
this is not one of those ways.
fuckers got dye n’ highlights and shit innit.
02.09.10 at 1:53 pm
my old favorite line was “come do coke with me and John Voight” but it’d always end up with John getting the girl. Having a famous roommate is a double edged sword I suppose.
02.09.10 at 1:55 pm
First of all, I think “8″ is a bit of a stretch here, but, I’m so sick of white girls, you could call it a disease. Second of all, is his hair dyed or is it so greasy, it’s actually caught the light?
02.09.10 at 2:36 pm
yeah, his hair looks highlighted and his face looks very girly to me. that’s really a dude?
02.09.10 at 3:09 pm
“come smoke weed with me” is the way to go duhh
02.09.10 at 3:14 pm
That girl has that “someone get me out here” lookaway glance. And why not? This guy has a freaky leer like some character out of a Dickens novel.
02.09.10 at 3:37 pm
eddie from charles and eddie. he’s had his underbite fixed since the video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_UXvcr22rM was shot but it is definitely him.
02.09.10 at 4:50 pm
Fixed underbite? Rubbish. I have an underbite, do you know what they’d have to do to fix it?
02.09.10 at 6:03 pm
ANY GIRL WHO WOULD FUCK THIS GUY SHOULD BE SHOT ON SITE ( IT WOULDA MORE RESPECTABLE TO FUCK A DOG, GOAT OR WHORSE) ….. ANY THING IN THE WORLD…JUST NOT THIS SCUM BAG …..
02.09.10 at 7:12 pm
What says she has, is about to, or ever will shag cousin IT? That might be her brother for all we know. Now if it’s not her brother, given that is a heterosexual male, I don’t think he’s getting any from her under any circumstance. Ohhhh but he’s definitely thinking about it. I’m thinking about it and I’m not even in the photo.
02.09.10 at 8:34 pm
lovely photograph
02.09.10 at 9:52 pm
97 Estoria is full of hot chicks like these.
02.09.10 at 11:03 pm
Sometimes when I see a ‘person’ with a nice well planned out sleeve, it makes me self conscious of my black flag/cockroach/blunts/razor blades/assault rifles/earthworms/dead horse/etc sleeve.
But.. just the tattoo.. that ‘person’ (guy?) looks fucking awful. I seriously thought it was this girl that I used to work with at a gyro stand.
02.10.10 at 9:27 am
i think she’s pretty.
02.10.10 at 3:40 pm
that is definitely a chick, check out the hands. do not be confused by the bushy eyebrows. How ever will she find a husband looking like that?
02.10.10 at 3:53 pm
I don’t know about that whole hand thing… those hands just look like they belong on a guy that has never performed any hard labor.
02.10.10 at 5:08 pm
bolo: that was hilarious. Voight probably just has to pull out his fake-Irish accent, and soon she’s kissing his blarney stone.
Those hands definitely have avoided manual labor. But sometimes girls go crazy over that. Ever really take a look at Elvis’s hands? Or any willowy, skinny-jeans guy who’s ever lived.
02.10.10 at 9:36 pm
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02.11.10 at 4:44 am
beebop is right. look at the chest – not a hint of boob on that thing.
02.11.10 at 12:28 pm
i mean..wait…i don’t know what that thing is. nevermind.
02.11.10 at 12:29 pm
more power to the girl pants if he’s pullin chicks like that
02.12.10 at 11:23 pm
haha you guys. I was sitting right across from them and most of you don’t know what your talking about.
02.13.10 at 12:28 am
fer chissakes…that’s boy george’s fluffer. c’mon.
02.13.10 at 12:56 am
PLUS: the bar may match the paneling, but the rug . . .
02.13.10 at 12:58 am
if aids had a spokesmen in the 90’s, he would be it
03.05.10 at 12:14 pm
since when did John Galliano go straight?
03.24.10 at 5:57 am