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30 Comments
  1. Some hiphop slang word Says:

    Wife material.


  2. imyar Says:

    Ironic Flower Dress (yes she’s a babe)


  3. kure kure takora Says:

    No, true love is if she grew a dick and you already know what to do with it (put it in your mouth/anus)


  4. meow Says:

    I’m pretty sure she has a dick growing right between her eyes. gross.


  5. ew ( 4 REALZ, YO ) Says:

    crazy eyes/smile and sad chunky lowlights deduce points but still light years better than all the pear shaped wops u guys keep calling 10’s.


  6. no.thanks. Says:

    boners/boners.


  7. homeless. Says:

    wait, what is ironic about a flower dress? i don’t get it.


  8. dumdum Says:

    As sure as shit stinks she is a 10.


  9. Cadillac Hacksaw Says:

    She traveled back in time to the 70s and stole those glasses from someones Grandpa.


  10. Anonymous Says:

    seriously? how are clothes ironic? please explain it.


  11. man Says:

    They aren’t. The word ironic is not applicable in this context. That girl looks so goddamn boring it makes me wanna cry tears of 2% milk.


  12. Zippy Says:

    Who is the precocious, sexually vacant child sitting next to her? Someone’s dad has his work cut out for him with this dope.


  13. imyar Says:

    go to any dive scene and see how many 80’s flower prints there are. they are the chuck taylors of dresses. also it’s just a joke guy.


  14. man Says:

    That’s not ironic, that’s ubiquitous.


  15. KillHipster Says:

    THIS GIRL EPITOMIZES EVERYTHING I HATE ABOUT INDIE KIDS


  16. no.thanks. Says:

    man, the more i look at this boner treat the more i think “terry richardson has a daughter”

    which brings up all sorts of questions…..do i want to fuck t. richardson or did t. richardson get over his aversion to “icky poo pussy” and get a person pregnant up in this bitch?


  17. Billy Cox Says:

    hahah wtf my comment got modded? gavin must have told her she was gonna be on here and didnt want her seeing that ass to mouth comment.


  18. Anonymous Says:

    she’s so not unusual.


  19. Punjabi Santa Says:

    FUCK THOSE GLASSES! fuck!


  20. Dai one Says:

    Lets just leave it at life is ironic for some people and therefore if they wear some old fad/style it becomes imbued with their ironic hipster aura, It has nothing to do with the intentions or knowledge of the wearer or their level of sincerity.
    Its kinda like the relationship between fashion and anti-fashion in the punk wardrobe. Its the conflict over “good taste” that fuels development in most realms of aesthetics.


  21. Anonymous Says:

    Nah. She probably has a mega clit and that’s how he gets her off.


  22. drippy dumpling Says:

    Tracie?


  23. Anon Says:

    Slut machine


  24. Jetpack Says:

    Legitimate smile makes her look like fun. She’s way hotter than that Die Antwoorden beast you slobs seem to think is appealing (who actually looks like the kid from the Road Warrior).


  25. TP Says:

    Tracie looks ten times better than this ratty aspiring hipster trash. grosss.


  26. stoops Says:

    that smile is worth at least ten PBR…that’s the currency these days, isn’t it?


  27. Godzilla Says:

    lung cancer, glasses from the 80s, next-door neighbor throwing signs that your clit’s as big as a small penis–sign me up!


  28. Not White Says:

    white gurls + indian grandma glasses = Hipsters need to fly into the pentagon.


  29. MyStereoHasMono Says:

    Goddamn those fucking glasses.


  30. Slig Says:

    My alcoholic aunt wants her dress and glasses back, bitch.


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