I wonder if a chick’s ever masturbated to her own tits. Like, in the mirror.

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43 Comments
  1. Red Rat Says:

    If I caught a girl masturbating to herself, I’d get so horny, I’d faint.


  2. clarabeara Says:

    red rat just made me laugh


  3. Some hiphop slang word Says:

    Well I know I have…


  4. Uncle Wah Wah Says:

    What the hell is going on with this guy? He’s crawling out from under that chair like a sewer rat.


  5. kure kure takora Says:

    if i was a hot babe i’d never be able to leave the house, but this is a well established fact


  6. Billy Cox Says:

    holy. fucking. shit. that is teh hottest girl ever on this website. get rid of that chico wannabe gangster though


  7. matt c Says:

    she hot


  8. homeless. Says:

    sister sister


  9. homeless. Says:

    she’s so clean!


  10. bolo Says:

    she’s so raven!


  11. wtf Says:

    That dude is creepy.


  12. imyar Says:

    yes they (we) do


  13. Dude Says:

    I made my exgf masturbate in front of the mirror for my enjoyment. She seemed to like it :)


  14. pogi Says:

    I masturbate to my own penis


  15. C and the MS-13s Says:

    She looks a tiny bit like Spenny’s cousin, but not as hot.


  16. Zippy Says:

    Wouldn’t it be wild if these two were Siamese twins and his face was right there for his entire life? He would replace Lou Gehrig as “the luckiest man on the face of the earth.”


  17. John Says:

    wait, 8 kittens? oh yeah you live in the city. that right there’s an upstate 10.


  18. A hot girl Says:

    All the time. When you look too good for most guts to be worth it what else are you supposed to do?


  19. KC Says:

    i feel honored to be street boner #1085. oh and to answer your question– yes we do :)


  20. !!! Says:

    i did when i was a teeeenager


  21. Billy Cox Says:

    oh god fapfapfap


  22. penis-belenis Says:

    it sucks when the street boners come here and read/post about themselves. kind of takes away from the fantasy.


  23. dick.shit Says:

    i blacked out at this party. i guess the girls name is KC?
    @billy cox only post one stupid comment per post please. wigger.


  24. crystal gravy Says:

    haha. which fag moderator got rid of the haterade? did you hook up with this chick or something? to reiterate: definitely NOT a ten; she looks like motherfuckin tamera mowery with ‘nerd’ glasses and straightened hair.


  25. crystal gravy Says:

    hmm. i see she is actually not listed as 10 kittehs. i am the faggot.


  26. man Says:

    Get rid of the guy and the glasses and my penis will retire and live with her on an island somewhere.


  27. fredMS Says:

    sometimes, right before i’m about to cum, i look at my dick and cum to watching myself cum.


  28. Cadillac Hacksaw Says:

    Again, whats with the 1970s grandpa glasses.


  29. a4awesome Says:

    LMAO! Wow.

    Wouldn’t it be wild if these two were Siamese twins and his face was right there for his entire life? He would replace Lou Gehrig as “the luckiest man on the face of the earth.”

    A book needs to be compiled of SC’s best ever comments along with it’s best ever haterade comments.


  30. Tee-ah Says:

    Bitch looks like Sister Sister.


  31. Billy Cox Says:

    who the fuck r u calling a wigger ?


  32. miss appalachian Says:

    i have


  33. just a cunt hair away Says:

    does masturbating to a mirror while pretending my tits are a woman’s count? no? oh, okay… i’ve never done that…


  34. Hypnic Jerk Says:

    HAHAHAHAHA yessss @crystal gravy, that’s how you leave a comment. Yeah I’m going to give her a 7 maybe a 6( which is not bad considering most women would be middle of the road, 5). It’s good to see we’re getting some actual street boners on here though and less of the neurofibromatosis carnage.


  35. Godzilla Says:

    Jeez, i wonder. I dated a girl once who told me she could cum by getting on all fours and rubbing her nipples on the pillowcase. Wasn’t this chick in Digital Packets?


  36. Y Says:

    bet she calls every party she goes to a rave.


  37. babs bradleys grave Says:

    everytime a girl comes she’s thinking of herself.. fact. there’s no difference whether she’s on the bedroom viber or fucking your dumb ass cock.. they are essentially selfish creatures. the only time she’s not thinking of herself is when she’s thinking of HER baby that’s gonna send you to the rich house on opposite day x365 x how ever many years you live


  38. the realist Says:

    ^ Lars Von Trier in da house


  39. MyStereoHasMono Says:

    Sister Sister is drinking Budweiser. Fail.


  40. DeathSquad Says:

    Tia or Tamara?


  41. MOTHAFUCKA Says:

    IF BEING A HIPSTER IS ALL ABOUT BECOMING AN OVER-EXCITED 15 YEAR OLD-ISH BLOG WRITER WHO CAN’T LOOK AT A PICTURE OF A WOMAN WITHOUT BUSTING A NUT, I DON’T WANT ANYTHING TO DO WITH IT.


  42. Anonymous Says:

    Everything about this girl is gorgeous. This girl is decked to the nails and this idiot is sporting a white tshirt and a weeks worth of stubble.
    Way to class up the joint rtard.


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