This is the history of cool: black people party while white people carefully document it.
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Being straight edge as a kid is a great way to rebel against: puking, getting pregnant, and wrapping your parent’s car around a tree.
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Hear-hear! Just in time for Black History Month, too!
03.17.08 at 10:28 am
OHHHH!!!! I see em!! The documenting white people all in the back. I was too focused on trying to confirm that the girl in front has on a RUN DMC shirt. I like black people.
03.17.08 at 10:50 am
“What striking colours and movement they have…!”
“I agree, what what.”
03.17.08 at 12:00 pm
This is the history of capitalism: White people collect money and shit on everything while black people quietly clean up after them.
03.17.08 at 12:12 pm
Yes, that’s all very well and good- but we can’t blame White People for Capitalism, can we? Let’s blame the Indians(the North American Indian variety)! if they hadn’t provided the means for the Industrial Revolution to take place, we wouldn’t be in this mess! Is it a mess? My point, is, let’s quit blaming one another, okay? Thanks!
03.17.08 at 12:24 pm
“It’s like: ‘Yes, you see? They are stepping with the bass line, not the treble as we had surmised.’
White people don’t know how to dance!”
03.17.08 at 1:36 pm
“See if you can take a picture of this ‘beat’ they’re all talking about.”
03.17.08 at 1:38 pm
Good thing we never had to depend on the blacks for things such as, you know…math ‘n’ stuff. We’d be totally fucked.
03.17.08 at 3:06 pm
Oh yeah. A lot of good math has done the world. Where the hell would the nuclear bomb be without math making it what it is? Sheeesh.
03.17.08 at 3:34 pm
Yeah, math had nothing to do with the computer M. Smegma used to post his comment.
03.17.08 at 3:42 pm
Yes, one need only visit Africa to behold the wonders of a world completely free of math and written languages.
03.17.08 at 3:44 pm
And as far as “capitalism” goes, you earnestly stupid college students, the biggest purveyors of conspicuous consumption these days seem to be the bling-slingin’ Negroes.
03.17.08 at 3:47 pm
But aren’t Africans more happy leading a simple, loving life, free of the complexities of modern western civilization wrought by the inherently evil, hegemonic white man and his avaricious pursuit of lucre? That’s why I’m moving to Ghana when I finish my BA in Flipping Boca Burgers at Antioch College. I’ll finally be happy in the tranquil cradle of civilization.
03.17.08 at 3:57 pm
happiness and sadness are everywhere, including inside yourself. It’s like that everywhere in the world, because everywhere you go you are there.
Pardon my shitty ramblings
03.17.08 at 4:17 pm
…and see how much inner peace you can summon while swatting at flies and scrounging for your next meal.
03.17.08 at 4:18 pm
They’re so spontaneously physical…just like…wild animals!
03.17.08 at 4:20 pm
I like how the comments went from being about black people dancing to black people’s shortcomings to Africa, because God knows, those folks freaking in the picture JUST got out of their shipping container and showed up a club rolling.
They probably suck at math, too.
Eat my light brown dick, fools.
03.17.08 at 4:29 pm
So it’s all well and good to impugn the dancing abilities and general coolness of whites, but absolutely forbidden to talk about blacks’ relative mathematical ineptitude?
03.17.08 at 4:34 pm
Ex-Half-Colored Man – white people eat apples.
03.17.08 at 4:55 pm
Excuse me, but who says Black People are bad at math? Could you please look up all the things that we invented which math skills were required for?
http://www.littleafrica.com/resources/inventors.htm
This doesn’t even mention things like blood transfusion, the 1st separation of Siamese twins, cell phones, the stoplight, etc. It’s not just peanut butter and hair products people.
03.17.08 at 5:06 pm
Easy there Ex Half Colored Man. Us whiteys are making fun of the way white controlled media and academic institutions like to portray us in their self-loathing, mind numbing, shallow way. They think they’re atoning for years of denigrating black people by turning the tables and doing the same thing to powerless white folks. I ascribe the vast majority of this country’s racial problems to those two entities alone. I guess they never heard the old cliche, “Two wrongs don’t make a right.” I ain’t got no quarrel with no black people.
03.17.08 at 5:11 pm
Supersoakers. Rollercoasters. They also probably invented jumping on your bed.
03.17.08 at 5:14 pm
Danielle-I seriously suggest that you do a little more in-depth research regarding the origins of the inventions on that site. It kinda stretches the truth.
03.17.08 at 5:25 pm
oh man you Peer Reviewed her so hard.
03.17.08 at 5:27 pm
Danielle…you should Google three words…”racial,” “differences,” and “mathematics.” When you’re done reading the close to one million articles that are linked, holla back at us.
03.17.08 at 5:28 pm
oooohhhh, you white people so smart an’ great! i’ma gonna go eat some melon an’ do a lil’ dance in the dirt with all the other coloureds!! ‘cuz thatz wut we good at, right?
03.17.08 at 7:20 pm
I’m just glad someone didn’t claim to being “racialist”and not racist.!And 80’s Rapper is a style that can be used by practically anyone.It always looks good.
03.17.08 at 7:49 pm
I’m admittedly an idiot. I spend my days in a cubicle in exchange for 58.5 grand a year. During tax season, right now, I have to work 12 hour days. I have no control over anything. I drink a lot Bailey’s (caramel flavored) and spend 100 dollars a week on kind bud. I come to web-sites like this and say things I don’t even mean. I come to web-sites like this and take in the hate. I suffer from carpal tunnel and TMJ from grinding my teeth too much. I worry, obsessively, about the stock market crashing. I have a Master’s degree from a “good” school. It brought me no happiness. I drive a Saab. Ditto. I rent the same movies from Netflix over and over again (Magnolia, Summer of Sam, Naked, Dead Man, Lost in Translation, and Glengarry Glen Ross). I have a crush on Aubrey de Grey and have read his book six times going on seven. I have an IQ of 151. I can’t stand Hillary, Obama, or McCain. My parents still hate me because they found out I took acid in high school when I idiotically went to them for help on a bad trip. They check their wallets after I leave their house and count their cash, making sure I didn’t lift some to feed my “dope” habit. I like Nader even less. I do yoga and eat organic foods. I buy new clothes on the internet almost every day. I have an otherwise empty room in my apartment where I stack the unopened boxes of merchandise. On my one day off, I go to the group home and watch my schizophrenic little sister drink herself to death. She took copious amounts of acid and is now on a never-ending bad trip. My parents blame me for her condition. I’d love to go dance in the dirt and eat some melon right now, but I can’t get myself there.
03.17.08 at 8:08 pm
the impetus for language:to persuade. more school perhaps is in order?!
03.17.08 at 8:27 pm
Persuade you of what?
03.17.08 at 9:09 pm
holy shit, that post by Vane$$a was rather humbling.
03.17.08 at 10:27 pm
Im actually a skinny white male, though I wish I was the Vane$$a in the above post sans the Aubrey de Grey crush.
03.17.08 at 10:43 pm
can the real Vane$$a please stand up.
03.17.08 at 10:54 pm
gawrsh, this world is so corrupt
Vane$$a, do you have a long string of unsatisfied/unhappy boyfriends as well? How many times per week do you want to kill yourself? Where do you see yourself in 5, 10 years?
03.17.08 at 11:26 pm
I personally don’t like black people very much, mainly because of this :
http://pcdnv4.xtube.com/watch_video.php?v_user_id=toiletduk&cv=0&idx=7&v=0RJN3-S515-&cl=4N5us-S515-&from=&ver=2
03.17.08 at 11:44 pm
they can dance, but we rule the world
03.18.08 at 12:40 am
damn, Vane$$a! onward … everybody should dance.
p.s. To all of you fucktards who think everyone in Africa sits in trees and goofily grin at one another a la “The Gods Must Be Crazy”: Kill yourself (the sarcastic are exempt)!
Lovingly,
A fucking pissed African with a computer connection XOXO
03.18.08 at 3:15 am
i remember when you used to talk to me like that.
03.18.08 at 8:12 am
I also believe in radical life extension.
03.18.08 at 9:16 am
Van, you should keep a blog so it’s easier for me to avoid your fictions.
03.18.08 at 9:58 am
To the African with a computer: Congratulations!
I know of no one who thinks ALL Africans are on the “Gods Must Be Crazy” level.
What’s significant, though, is that nowhere on Earth are white people anywhere near that fucking primitive.
03.18.08 at 11:20 am
Ever been to New Hampshire, Homo Erectus? Vermont’s Northeast Kingdom? Don’t get me started on Appalachia. There’s back roads there with angry looking people a machete and melanin away from honorary Janjaweed status. I know– I used to live among them! If it weren’t for WIC cheese and government assistance they’d be a stink-ass pale army that might even give you pause, you fucking primitive.
03.18.08 at 11:36 am
Yes, I’ve been to all those places. Written languages exist there, as do numerical concepts. Technology and financial currency are part of daily life. The life expectancy is, what? Triple what it is in Africa? They’re all far more highly advanced than just about anywhere in Mama Africa. You can point to so-called white “primitives,” but it’s a (cough) pale comparison, G.
03.18.08 at 11:40 am
You people are sick.
03.18.08 at 12:52 pm
The pun puts you over the top. I bow down to you, good sir.
03.18.08 at 1:04 pm
Summer of Sam!!! Best Movie ever!!!
03.18.08 at 3:02 pm
lol @ Homo Erectus championing white civ.
03.18.08 at 6:07 pm
jesus, what is it with you catholics.
03.18.08 at 9:08 pm
Vane$$a , I am sorry, I hope you feel better soon.
03.18.08 at 9:38 pm
First!
03.18.08 at 11:28 pm
lord gav, hahahahaha! fucking brilliant my man!
03.19.08 at 12:50 am
what? is this the same vanessa who lurked on viceland and made fun of potheads? i’m glad to see she finally saw the error of her ways, ha
03.20.08 at 8:09 pm
that’s like seven crimes in one photo, better turn that in to LAPD ASAP.
03.22.08 at 4:58 am
Wow, I can’t believe I read through all of that… what a bunch of racist, superficial, and in the case of vane$$a, pathetic bunch of losers! It’s sad. That is a weird photo though… and those people are way too segregated. Doesn’t anybody care to coment on the photo itself?
03.22.08 at 1:44 pm
in reference to the below comment i must say – have you even been to Glasgow Scotland you fucktard!
Homo Erectus Says:
03.18.08 at 11:20 am
To the African with a computer: Congratulations!
I know of no one who thinks ALL Africans are on the “Gods Must Be Crazy” level.
“What’s significant, though, is that nowhere on Earth are white people anywhere near that fucking primitive.”
03.25.08 at 2:59 pm
You guys are really gay ..talking about race on a blog site like people even care.
LOL at the people trying to use bigger words to try and make themselves look intelligent, the thesaurus is available online to everyone, the fact that you found it doesn’t make you any more special. Just sad for wasting time.
Anyways, hot pic.
04.02.08 at 8:05 pm
Corn rows freakin on the dance floor while gettin jiggy to his own Ipod, people, is eight times more righteous than corny honkys phreaking your id while Boring Sex is grinding up your business. JiggaBOOyah, motherfuckers!
04.05.08 at 6:19 pm
You are all fucking idiots. This is a funny joke that was not really based on race. Give it the fuck up you fucking morons. This was not meant to be taken so seriously. You must all be giant pricks.
05.12.08 at 3:34 pm
wow. Well, my friend sent me this link thru facebook… luckily I see myself partying at Circa nightclub in toronto…
It’s funny that all I have to do is dance, and I’m automatically bad at math, seeing as how my last math average was a 94%. And also the fact that all us other africans (including afro/carribean/american/canadian/etc) have no math skills. I encourage those who think that way should look up the Moors.
Actually, scratch that. I’m above this, and so are my friends to the left of the photo (University educated).
But do you really care? I’m sure you don’t. I’m also pretty sure that all of you wouldn’t actually go up to a black person and say that. Probably scared that we’ll take your wallet…
07.30.08 at 5:53 pm
Wow…I couldn’t even read all of the comments some of you are outrageous…
-We’d be fucked if math was left in black ppls hands
-african completely free of math and written languages?
-what striking colours and movements
-bling slingin’ negroes?
Are u guys serious? U can’t be and if you are that’s sad.
It’s obvious that many of you have not taken the time to learn history outside of your predominately white, Eurocentric taught grade 7 classes.
History is a myth agreed upon by the majority and is usually told by the victorious.
Thus what u read about is not entirely true.
How stupid and blind are all of you to see that the evil white devil is quite the bloodsucking genius…They point the finger at others to take attention off of themselves. When they were pointing their fingers there were 3 pointing right back at them…
What hypocrites…
The claim blacks/Africans are:
-“Lazy”…is that why whites scoured the earth looking for slaves to build what we now call the United States…let alone many other parts of the world so that they wouldn’t have to do it themselves?
F.Y.I…they are ruthless-whites enslaved which ever race they could get their hands on ….even their own but because they could not toil in the sun without becoming ill from their allergic reaction to work they decided to get those with real work ethic to do it instead
One of my favorites is the portrayal of the black male as a rapist or the over-sexualized image of black females that is so often implemented…Well to that I will ask
“How the fuck do you think interracial mixing initially occurred?” Considering a black man would be hung from a tree or burnt at the stake alive for even looking at a white women as the savage whites brought their families to watch the “entertainment” (Don’t even get me started on Emit Till—read about him you’ll be disguisted ) I’m quite sure that blacks did not have the nerve nor the desire to risk their lives for a piece of pink pussy.
How interesting it is for the black female to be portrayed as the over-sexualized one…Is it not the white man’s daughter who is sexually experimental at such young ages? Yes, they are not the only ethnic group to experiment it is true… “But what about all the young black mother’s you ask?”…Yes, it is true there are a lot…but they 2 are not the only one’s…humm how do I answer that question…Let’s just keep it at the fact that condom use among ALL teen’s should be advocated ? I guess it’s the black woman’s fault that she can’t kill every baby she gets pregnant with or maybe she should practice safe sex like white girls…I bet if she swallowed like Becky she wouldn’t have to carry that statistic around with her.
ANYWAYZ… I could surely go on but from reading a lot of these comments White supremacy still infects many of your delirious twisted minds and as we know those of you we’re and still seem to be the most ignorant of the bunch.
Honez and Branson and the rest of you losers try to remember that when your ancestors were sitting on their fat asses drinking lemonade served by blacks (which was probably spat in and pissed in) just as their contribution to resistance that if it we not for blacks who invented the brush, street lights, and dustpan (there are sooooo many brilliant black inventors…who knows how many more their were? we probably would IF whites didn’t steal and patent blacks ideas) Whites would be walking.. NO driving around (those lazy fuckers) with their tangled stringy hair crashing into everybody with dirty feet from not sweeping up the pile of dirt on the floor…which was probably swept up by a hard working black person in the first place.
07.30.08 at 8:01 pm
Oh and that Africanb and math nonsense by the way is also bullshit…. Egypt + pyramids= Mathematical structure built by blacks= stumpted white dummy’s
“How’d they do that…it’s impossible”
07.30.08 at 8:04 pm
Oh and that African and math nonsense by the way is also bullshit…. Egypt + pyramids= Mathematical structure built by blacks= stumpted white dummy’s
“How’d they do that…it’s impossible”
07.30.08 at 8:05 pm
This is ridiculous! But it comes to no surprise, racism is still a reality, do not be disillusioned.
In reference to the ACTUAL picture, black people dance, party, they are not physically challenged, they don’t need to get wasted to have fun at a party – we leave that to you melanin deprived human beings. DON’T EVER THINK YOU ARE ABOVE US
07.31.08 at 12:10 pm
So I’m the girl in the pic (litearlly) in the fuscia shirt holding the white balloon. I’m black and into quantum physics (gasp). Here’s a recent article by the New Scientist that theorizes that something like my locs are the foundation for each of the cells and atoms of our body and universe.
http://www.newscientist.com/article/mg19125645.800.html
I be Sirius
Dogon
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I also have an Ivy League degree. (Double gasp) And I can dance. Yeah!
In fact the supervisor of my senior honors thesis recently wrote this book on the primitive vocabulary and pedagogical backdrop we have to discuss race as a result of sidestepping the entire conversation through immature and superficial conversations such as these.
“Racial Paranoia: The Unintended Consequences of Political Correctness” John Jackson
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07.31.08 at 1:05 pm
In addition,
I wanted to bring this full circle in terms of inventions, cultural imperialism, and pop-culture spying
We often discuss European Imperialism in terms of stealing and enslaving black bodies, colonialism, and battles in which millions of lives were lost.
But we forget about the cultural and educational imperialism that occurs simultaneously in which the knowledge of the group being conquered is then stolen or destroyed (as is the case with the massive burning of libraries and chiseling of noses) by the oppressive forces.
The book “Stolen Legacy”, does a lot to discuss this. Shall we add it to this posts reading list? I do say! I do say!
To bad Europeans didn’t steal and adopt the traditional whollistic views regarding our human relationship to the earth. If that had happened perhaps we wouldn’t be in this little diddy with the environment that we are currently in now. No?
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07.31.08 at 1:28 pm
Everyone -please take a deep breath and relax. It’s a photo. that’s all. please calm yourselves
08.02.08 at 6:25 pm
I really didn’t wish to be drawn into all of this, but unfortunately I must comment. Anonymous, the ancient Egyptians were not black. And “Girl in the pic,” you’re quite cute and I’m sure very bright, etc, etc, but Stolen Legacy is largely discredited in academic circles. Enough atrocities were committed against blacks that they don’t need to be invented.
02.07.09 at 3:27 am