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hot normal dullards bring nothing to the table and you can’t bring ‘em round to meet any of your friends.
03.05.10 at 11:27 am
finally a street boners for the PEOPLE
03.05.10 at 11:35 am
yo billy coxks, do yous till only like straight hair? look at that garbage!
03.05.10 at 11:41 am
@Raymi: Um, okay… I guess my friends can fuck off tonight. I’ll take righty.
Since you seem to be able to divide people into normal versus not normal via a picture, would you be able to tell us what makes you so “un-normal”? Aside from being an over-the-top narcissist with a camera.
03.05.10 at 11:47 am
hell yea i still only like straight hair. the one on the right looks just like my sister but if i was drunk id get past that fact and admit to myself shes beautiful. the one on the left looks like a reformed chonga.
03.05.10 at 11:59 am
“un-normals” like what she likes, or things that are enough like what she likes to extend the parameters of the set. “Normals” like other things.
03.05.10 at 12:15 pm
There’s something about the eyes that defines normal/not normal.
These bitches are boring-normal. The one above…she’s on the borderline but just something makes me feel like she’s actually really smart. Which helps the hot.
03.05.10 at 12:20 pm
this is what happens when suburban and Jersey chicks watch “The City”,try to emulate that style w/Wet Seal,Express and Bebe then come into the actual city to PARTAY DOWNNN!!!! fuck that normal not normal noise when you’re fucked up and or horny pussy doesn’t have a face or a fashion sense.
03.05.10 at 12:33 pm
“the one on the left looks like a reformed chonga” what’s a chonga?
03.05.10 at 12:39 pm
isn’t the entire MO of the dos/donts/boners exclusively about drawing conclusions from “a picture”?
it’s called JOKING, why so sensitive? but anyway since you asked, their entire get-up is safe, hallmark of a normal. me? i’m just the confident slob in the back wearing garbage.
03.05.10 at 12:56 pm
Drippy your argument is substantial, but raymi’s just going on her gut feeling here, which is hard to argue, these girls play it safe in a big way and its obvious, can you look really look at that picture and imagine them bringing anything to the table?
03.05.10 at 12:59 pm
They are sluts and I would fuck them.
03.05.10 at 1:03 pm
I date a “normal” and the sex is amazing. She helps me with budgeting and my taxes, I help her with whatever it is we “non-norms” are good at (smoking pot, concerts, drunk-fucking). Opposites my friends, opposites.
03.05.10 at 1:07 pm
@ homeless
I can imagine them bringing some soaking wet pussy and voracious cum guzzling to the table. How’s that for starters?
03.05.10 at 1:10 pm
exactly. they’re temporary fuck units. not friend impressors. @Some hiphop slang word – totally.
sorry for making this a “thing”.
03.05.10 at 1:12 pm
I anticipated the “why so sensitive?” line of reasoning. Pretty weak, and I would venture to guess I would sneak into the un-normal category were you to judge my picture. That being said, what makes any of you think what someone is wearing is a reliable indicator of what that person may or may not, “bring to the table“? Is the table set only with limited edition (The) Tony Castles 45’s, and Red Wing’s Classic Work Boots? I know plenty of people here in Mecca (Williamsburg), and I assure you that some of the most interesting, and engaging people I’ve met here would certainly receive the gay “Normie” classification were they to appear here on SBTVC. At the same time, some of the most ridiculously boring, hasselblad toting, non-personalities I’ve met here were those dressed to the nines in the appropriate uniform. And vice-versa. Point being, you are trying to extrapolate way too much information based on shirts and shoes. And fuck off by the way, you weren’t joking about anything.
03.05.10 at 1:35 pm
No Raymi, you would be a temporary fuck-unit. And also what Vane$$a said.
03.05.10 at 1:38 pm
@ lester – these girls were both the bane and boner of my existence here
A girl of Hispanic origin, usually between the ages of 12 and 19, but sometimes as young as 8. Primarily found in Miami (most famously, in Hialeah), the chonga is known for her cheap form of dress, a combination of the so-called gangstalook and that of a prostitute, but can vary between the two. She wears ridiculously large hoop earrings large enough to be bracelets, which are usually gold and have their name written in them, and diamond studs high up on her ears. They may also wear thick, gold bangle bracelets in stacks on their arms. Depending on how ghetto she thinks she is, she may wear oversized men’s t-shirts with tight, usually white Brazilian pants, with a colored thong worn underneath that shows through (on purpose). The chonga’s shoe of choice is usually either the traditional black Reeboks, white Nike Air Force Ones, completely black Converse high tops
03.05.10 at 1:43 pm
raymi is right…
03.05.10 at 1:46 pm
way to be sensitive about me calling you sensitive!
in summation, BORINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG.
03.05.10 at 1:59 pm
ps. williamsburger ref. ugh. too good. more than half of what you said i didn’t get because i don’t know anything about music or vintage classic whatever. all i did was point out how yawn-inducing these babes are. don’t kill yourself because you know i’m right and you just want to have a go about it.
03.05.10 at 2:02 pm
Hmm, I would call it annoyed with the absurdity of it all, not particularly sensitive about it. Since you started this with your comment, why not respond to my substantive remarks regarding the matter? Am I off-base? Are you as empty-headed as I think you are? Ha, “boringggggggggggg”, that’s the kind of thing my coked out, drunkard friend Suzy would say all the time in the midst of her darkest, and dumbest, days.
03.05.10 at 2:15 pm
Actually, you said something completely different, but whatever. Hilarious that you would act all, “ugh”, about me mentioning where I live. Mainly because you spend as much time as anyone suckling at the teat of a blog that is essentially about Williamsburg. Let’s summarize: Raymi lacks the capacity to maintain or support a reasoned and informed opinion, and is also jealous of the very pretty girl who’s not afraid to take a photo where her hair isn’t covering her entire mug.
03.05.10 at 2:26 pm
some people pretend they’re “normal”, but nobody really is. Some people are so scared of being thought of by others as “normal” (and therefore “boring”) that they feign confidence and wear unusual (and often unflattering) clothes and dismiss anything that could possibly connect them with mainstream culture (except in an “ironic” way). These people are also not normal.
People who are concerned with whether or not they’re boring are boring, but in their darkest heart-of-hearts, they are most certainly NOT normal. They are deviant and strange. They are wounded and odd and scared. And…, actually really-really nice.
03.05.10 at 2:31 pm
im a leftist
03.05.10 at 2:54 pm
I read Raymi’s blog. You know what I get out of it? Sitting up nights wondering why I eat the same diet as her and get fat as hell while she stays so goddamn slim and slender. WTF chica!?! You workin out all muthafuckin day to burn them cheeburger trans fatty calories or what? I can only stay on that treadmill so long ya know. Fitness tips please!
03.05.10 at 3:10 pm
sherry, are you single? it helps. drink less, smoke more.
drippy i don’t have time for this mickey mouse bullshit right now. come to my bar, i will get you ripped and we’ll talk.
03.05.10 at 3:16 pm
Billy Cox- that sounds right up my alley. My father lives in Hallendale I’ll check it out when I go visit him
03.05.10 at 3:18 pm
hahaha hallandale is FULL of chongas. pretty much anywhere in south florida that has a lowerish income level has chongas. the cool thing is when you’re young, theyre DTF and they take pretty good care of themselves hygiene wise, always clean and always smell good and the closest thing to a stripper you will get when you’re underage- IF you find a cute one.
as you get older, chongas stay the same and just turn pathetic when they’re in their mid twenties and still acting like they’re in middle school. that faux latina accent that they have gets annoying when it isn’t calling you papi chulo or screaming ay puneta.
03.05.10 at 3:25 pm
@vanessa: hahah that is a really good start.
03.05.10 at 3:49 pm
oh shit, i just realized i had no humor in that comment before, thanks for the heads up drippy dix, i usually just give people props to being funny and talk about sexing girls, so i’ll stick to that.
03.05.10 at 3:52 pm
I love leftfield!!!
03.05.10 at 3:56 pm
the normal conversation is quicksand
03.05.10 at 4:01 pm
wow, just looked at that raymi blog
jap 7.5 living a ‘zany’ lifestyle in the model of “not a girl, not yet a yenta”
thanks for nothing
03.05.10 at 4:28 pm
your arguments and tangents are boring, commenters. please refrain in the future.
i had something all good to say and now i’m so irritated i’m not going to say it. how do any of you boringolas every get laid? i’d shove a dick in your mouths if i had one. ugh.
03.05.10 at 5:03 pm
The left girl looks like the “After I got really into crack” version of the right girl.
03.05.10 at 5:05 pm
The one on the left is the good one.
03.05.10 at 5:22 pm
the more i look at this picture, the less i care that one on the right looks at my sister and i wonder what she tastes like. theres something so satisfying about completely decimating a normy, the way no bro-kid or prep will ever do to her.
03.05.10 at 5:46 pm
@homeless: that line about not joking was directed at Raymi
03.05.10 at 7:20 pm
^^you don’t get around much, do you? preps/jocks are more hardcore and willing to go there than most of you feminized nazi goosestepping pusfaces.
03.05.10 at 7:21 pm
I need to say that just because I think these pieces of ass look real sexual that doesn’t mean I think they’re whores. Where I come from, chicks that look like them make for really good and loyal wives and girlfriends. If they like and respect you, they’ll jump in front of a bus for you and never even think (as far as you know) about giving that ass to someone else. They’ll also never bore you with any liberal fuddy duddy politics and probably make some decent coin at fairly respectable jobs without having to squawk about feminism and equal rights all the time. They just get the shit done. As a matter of fact, they’d probably rather shoot themselves than ever be called a “feminist.” And they will never, ever ride your jock because you drank too much or did a bunch of lines. They like you because you’re a boy and boys like to play. Three cheers for that. But yeah, I guess that chicks who look a certain way are different in behavior the world over, but what I just described is pretty normal for the more ethnic regions of the rust belt.
03.05.10 at 7:35 pm
regardless of how well they know you, all biddies like getting choked out in bed
03.06.10 at 10:49 am
chongas
are you making that up?
03.06.10 at 12:33 pm
ya’ll are being a bunch of faggot bags. jesus, its just a picture of tits. just tits, way to go and complicate shit.
03.06.10 at 4:35 pm
lol no, chongas are a real thing. what i didnt know was that theyre unique to south florida. the interesting part is most “chongas” arent hispanic and are low income white girls
03.06.10 at 5:06 pm
I’d hit both of them plus I’d stick it in Raymi ass….woot woot…Look me up sista, East York Style. Do you like gettin Bohemian in Kensington Market? Queen West? Ah, I’m outta options. Bring your friend Cassie Stewart, I’d stick it in her ‘my life is sooo relevant/boring social media expert’ ass too. FAP FAP Y’ALL
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03.06.10 at 6:05 pm
ps…i love this quote
choose to glamourize the bar scene because to me its dark side is appealing and beautiful. this is my kerouac flaw-raymi
what’s soo dark & beautiful in charging 6 bucks for a labatz 50z?
LAMESAUCE i sayz, u dharma bum!!!
03.06.10 at 6:25 pm
Hey, I’d fuck either one of them. Nothing wrong with these two at all. I believe everyone has a gift.
03.06.10 at 8:14 pm
raymi’s response is telling. She is I believe Canadian. For her rejection of normals is a patriotic thing relating to the socialist attitudes towards the bourgious however you spell it. In America, normals and weirdos use each other, sort of like how you have to use “the force” in Star Wars but not let it rule you like it does Lord Vader.
03.07.10 at 12:41 pm
^ ya and reading her blog was also telling you fuck.
03.08.10 at 9:08 am
the key normal is the roomate of the weirdo you’re dating. that’s the one you want way more than the ones you see on the street.
“lesty the molesty” I read and like her blog. I’m just talking out of my ass here.
03.08.10 at 9:33 am
fuck yea!!
08.28.10 at 12:20 am