If you get a girl home and you can’t get it up, eat her out — but know it had better be perfect or it’s all over. You’re basically hanging by your tongue off the edge of a cliff made of pussy.

★★★★★★★½☆☆

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18 Comments
  1. homeless. Says:

    clithanger!


  2. Dirtbag Says:

    Cycling cap, tie, vest, skinny jeans and skate shoes? Shit is effin retarded…


  3. Uncle Wah Wah Says:

    The Odd Couple

    Her outfit looks as if she is ready to hit the Kroger’s or pick up the kids at Gymboree. He looks like a Goth leprechaun. Still, they make it work. Love Rules!


  4. laura Says:

    Whats up with dudes who can’t get it up? I’m hot.. I don’t get it. Even blowjobs don’t work.


  5. Oh get off my bawls Says:

    coke and booze is what’s up…also pretty much anyone who has abused substances since their teens, is a smoker, and doesn’t exercise are going to have a tough time getting their dick hard


  6. kure kure takora Says:

    @laura: They probably beat off too much


  7. dry rub Says:

    girl is cute, dude is dressed like a wanker


  8. waaaaaaaaaaaaat Says:

    haaaate one night stand eating out.


  9. Billy Cox Says:

    shes hot, he looks like a fuckin toolbag. nice bum beard and fag hat. also way to rock your brown payless airwalks with black pants and black half shiny mc hammer shirt. the pansy gauges r a nice touch too. you’re a fucking mess!


  10. Jay Says:

    Shit, I’m going through a severe dry spell at the moment. I feel violent knowing douchebags like him and worse are getting laid.


  11. Jackie McChuckles Says:

    @ laura… it’s not you love, it’s the smack.


  12. laura Says:

    fuck man. that is so fucked up.


  13. marshall Says:

    who wandered around with a caption and a camera? dude, you’re married and 40. fuck your creepy sex advice.


  14. Jetpack Says:

    They’re on their way back to the Shire to celebrate Bilbo’s eleventy-first birthday.


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  16. yeah Says:

    Hey I found Wally …or Waldo if you’re Yank … or Wenda if you wanna get geeky about it.


  17. Lordin' it over the Serfs Says:

    My old man is cracking me the fuck up.


  18. Peeny Paps Says:

    I can’t get it up cuz I’m addicted to smack. Another side effect is not caring that I can’t get it up.


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