If you get a girl home and you can’t get it up, eat her out — but know it had better be perfect or it’s all over. You’re basically hanging by your tongue off the edge of a cliff made of pussy.
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Every time I’m about to give sandals a pass, I imagine Chucks on her and my dick becomes a pegacorn.
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clithanger!
03.10.10 at 10:07 am
Cycling cap, tie, vest, skinny jeans and skate shoes? Shit is effin retarded…
03.10.10 at 10:42 am
The Odd Couple
Her outfit looks as if she is ready to hit the Kroger’s or pick up the kids at Gymboree. He looks like a Goth leprechaun. Still, they make it work. Love Rules!
03.10.10 at 10:45 am
Whats up with dudes who can’t get it up? I’m hot.. I don’t get it. Even blowjobs don’t work.
03.10.10 at 10:45 am
coke and booze is what’s up…also pretty much anyone who has abused substances since their teens, is a smoker, and doesn’t exercise are going to have a tough time getting their dick hard
03.10.10 at 11:04 am
@laura: They probably beat off too much
03.10.10 at 11:16 am
girl is cute, dude is dressed like a wanker
03.10.10 at 12:01 pm
haaaate one night stand eating out.
03.10.10 at 12:07 pm
shes hot, he looks like a fuckin toolbag. nice bum beard and fag hat. also way to rock your brown payless airwalks with black pants and black half shiny mc hammer shirt. the pansy gauges r a nice touch too. you’re a fucking mess!
03.10.10 at 3:48 pm
Shit, I’m going through a severe dry spell at the moment. I feel violent knowing douchebags like him and worse are getting laid.
03.10.10 at 5:18 pm
@ laura… it’s not you love, it’s the smack.
03.10.10 at 9:25 pm
fuck man. that is so fucked up.
03.11.10 at 12:48 am
who wandered around with a caption and a camera? dude, you’re married and 40. fuck your creepy sex advice.
03.11.10 at 8:27 am
They’re on their way back to the Shire to celebrate Bilbo’s eleventy-first birthday.
03.11.10 at 1:45 pm
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03.12.10 at 5:30 am
Hey I found Wally …or Waldo if you’re Yank … or Wenda if you wanna get geeky about it.
03.12.10 at 6:29 am
My old man is cracking me the fuck up.
03.12.10 at 12:06 pm
I can’t get it up cuz I’m addicted to smack. Another side effect is not caring that I can’t get it up.
03.13.10 at 2:16 am