This is the kind of girl you devote your entire life to and swear you will never even think about anyone ever again.

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25 Comments
  1. Uncle Wah Wah Says:

    Olive Oyl. I hear she makes a mean spinach salad with hot bacon dressing.


  2. imyar Says:

    hot boring perfection


  3. yer maw Says:

    Anne Frankenstein


  4. JUCÍFEUR Says:

    This here is a sleeper… she looks all sweet, but she’s a fucking porn star in the sack.
    Or at least one would hope…


  5. Blah Says:

    Tim burton just got a boner.


  6. Anonymous Says:

    it’s not that she’s horrible but what about her screams devotion-worthy? i don’t see it.


  7. Anonymous Says:

    7 1/2 klittens?! its like sarah plain and tall walked right out of that stupid book. also the mens dress shoes with tights is far to reminiscent of public school librarians…


  8. Anonymous Says:

    she picked the wrong men’s dress shoe.. almost had it too.. damn


  9. Comfy in Regalia Says:

    The stupid Longchamp bag kills it for me.


  10. BOLLOCKS TO THIS Says:

    never even think about anyone ever again (except her little sister…..)


  11. Anonymous Says:

    Hey, Comfy. I really hope you’re actually a fag… cuz if you’re not, you’re a fag.


  12. seriously now Says:

    yeah, longchamp. what’s the hardest part of hating a girl’s purse?

    telling your dad you’re gay.

    (relax, he is too)


  13. Oh get off my bawls Says:

    Ugh. The reason why you’re not thinking of anyone else is because you’ve committed suicide over this sourpuss face.


  14. fik Says:

    if somehow all those awkward colors matched and she didnt sport granpas shoes, maybe she would have kept gavins dick as well ?


  15. Andre Nickatina Says:

    If this girl is an 8 you would love San Francisco. Dudes there really do pine over barfy olive oyl types like this.
    More brown girls without pants please.


  16. Dain Says:

    This ‘barfy olive oyl’ has my vote. sweet little mind to make a life with.


  17. tooks Says:

    Can’t stand those mopey, stand-offish types. Smile once in a while, sister. Your face really won’t stay like that if someone slaps your back. Chicks like this piss me off. They’ll never do anything that indicates they’re proud of their appearance (like colour or style their hair), so they just look older and older all the time, even thought their skin and complexion seems to remain perfect forever.


  18. Penis-Belenis Says:

    Sorry but the shoes make me barf. Expensive looking man shoes. She’s not ugly, nor is she pretty. She’s just some tall looking chick in huge men’s loafers.


  19. imyar Says:

    “what’s the hardest part of hating a girl’s purse?

    telling your dad you’re gay. ”

    awesome


  20. Billy Cox Says:

    ugh. fucking shoes wtf.


  21. 17 Says:

    Nono… This is the kind of girl you devote your entire winter to and swear you will never even think about anyone ever again… because she’s uncontrollably jealous and knows all of your secrets….


  22. Mrs. Roper Says:

    love love love her outfit.


  23. Kool G Rapp Says:

    nah, she cute but reminds me of lord of the rings


  24. GodFlow Says:

    If a shorty gets my devotion, she gotta come harder than that.


  25. Anonymous Says:

    ugh no, this is just the girl that does my taxes.


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