These tattoos are all wife material but if she adds one more it will drift irreversibly into mistress material.

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40 Comments
  1. jon wilkes booth Says:

    she’s adorable!


  2. Zippy Says:

    You thief! Give my father back his wristwatch.


  3. james Says:

    i wanna smell her pantyhose


  4. unclaimed smegma Says:

    @james – …thus ensuring you never will.


  5. Dragler Says:

    I’m intimidated by the tattoos. I’m intimidated by alot of things though. one or two tattoos is cool, more than that and I feel lke I have to be part of the coporate tattoo industry to hold your fancy


  6. fredMS Says:

    this is prali who im gonna be comparing my future wife to for the rest of my life. my most favorite boner ever.


  7. egrol Says:

    You gotta remove three stars for those ear spacers. Wack.


  8. no.thanks. Says:

    too short.


  9. Clayton. Says:

    Doesn’t skate in those boots.


  10. kure kure takora Says:

    no one who wears thrasher shirts actually skates.

    in fact no one really skateboards anymore.


  11. Skater dude Says:

    ^^^^ WHAT??? ^^^^


  12. KFC man Says:

    Complete poser! Thrasher T with shell toe Doc martens? nigguh pleeze! She has written NYU student all over her!


  13. NYU student Says:

    ^^^^ WHAT??? ^^^^


  14. lowdirt Says:

    Bootleg t-shirt? That’s not the regular Neckface/Thrasher shirt. It’s a scan of the July ‘05 cover.


  15. emily Says:

    gayest wife material i’ve ever seen (literally).


  16. wife material Says:

    ^^^^ WHAT??? ^^^^


  17. valhalla Says:

    http://www.altruapparel.com/thrasher-neckface-mens-p-466.html?osCsid=a89e702a7539d0e6821eded69ba20947

    it’s offical


  18. Anonymous Says:

    You know this girl’s a dyke, right?


  19. sick Says:

    im not trying to get with a 13 yr old asian dude.


  20. Sex wax Says:

    A certain someone has a soft spot for dykes. Sexy dykes who will tell him what to do, or just be sexy around the house


  21. fik Says:

    do me , marry me , let me stalk you .


  22. Anonymous Says:

    A propos of nothing, does anyone else think the recently tasered Phillies fan looks like the ultimate college kid. A real Joe College, if you ask me.


  23. The Zapper Says:

    I like the interactive element of this dubious boner


  24. Gilbert Hernandez Says:

    She looks like an asian version of a character in a Love and Rockets comic book.


  25. stoops Says:

    ‘dubious boner’; phrase of the day.


  26. esteban Says:

    Asian-Americans are dope and all, sorry about the interment camps but how much more doper would it be to see this chick playing ‘cut-your-pinky-off’ poker in malaysia or something? Here she’s just some punk.


  27. scrawny Says:

    those stupid ear things are the opposite of kitten heads.


  28. college crisis vendingmachine Says:

    If she’s a lesbian it’s ok if there are coasters in her ears?


  29. Anonymous Says:

    yawn


  30. idk Says:

    sunglasses. I really like her sunglasses. I refuse to recognize her or her insanely original and creative outfit/tats.


  31. Wear Altru » Blog Archive » Street Carnage Says:

    [...] spotted this on Street Carnage Altru [...]


  32. Clayton. Says:

    Liking this girl makes you all a little gayer.


  33. g.h Says:

    minus the plugs, reminds me of the stoner witch waitress at ye old favorite deli. oh and replace docs with harness boots and thrasher shirt with a ratty COC sleeveless.


  34. [not] Gavin Says:

    I’m not really Gavin, but this chick is beautiful.


  35. anon Says:

    I KNOW THIS GIRL! SHE LIVES ON LONG ISLAND WITH HER FILTHY RICH PARENTS. SHE HAS BEEN A POSER HER ENTIRE LIFE AND SHE MAKES ME ILL. PLEASE DONT BUY INTO HER BULLSHIT. SHE COMES FROM MONEY AND WOULD DO ANYTHING TO LOOK COOL.


  36. mao Says:

    ^^^Why so serioz? and btw, I went to high school with her in Jersey


  37. ifheiuhfevw Says:

    ^no she’s definitely from long island, her name is Tiffany


  38. lex manskin Says:

    too bad she bought her shirt at urban outfitters.


  39. Arnold Palmer Says:

    She has potential and her tattoos are stupidly placed. she looked waaaaaaaaaaaaaay better with long hair.


  40. Anonymous Says:

    if she was so rich she wouldn’t be at cuny, buttmunch


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