
If you listen carefully you can hear a guy who sounds exactly like Patton Oswalt explaining Blondie to a 20-year-old Canadian who doesn’t care.










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the t-shirt is gayer than obama but you must admit it has something. Too bad the guy is not lux interior.
03.25.08 at 2:11 pm
Question mark?
03.25.08 at 2:17 pm
i just broke my laptop trying to punch him in the face. when you punch photos you don’t hurt the people in the photos, just yourself – you remember that kids!
03.25.08 at 3:12 pm
Seriously…when do we get a Street Boner dedicated to the girl in your Genital Wart banner ad?
03.25.08 at 3:45 pm
rip n hammer looks like hes getting ready do either to this guy or maybe hes done it to himself to get into that mess
03.25.08 at 5:24 pm
the gay hipster who didn’t like Blondie until he bought that shirt for 90 dollars at Urban Outfitters looks like Rosie O’Donnell.
03.25.08 at 5:48 pm
GO OBAMA!
03.25.08 at 6:29 pm
trevor is 27 not 20
03.25.08 at 6:42 pm
this moron looks like someone I’d reeeally like to punch in the face. hes got a face like an overweight Mccully Caulkin
03.25.08 at 7:26 pm
the hpv wart girl:it’s like her face isn’t symmetrical or something. perhaps it’s the warts.
03.25.08 at 7:48 pm
“I’m getting vaklempt.”
03.25.08 at 9:11 pm
FAT PEOPLE SHOULDN’T WEAR SKINNY JEANS.
03.25.08 at 11:17 pm
His grandpa hates his guts.
03.25.08 at 11:31 pm
he left his neck at home.
03.25.08 at 11:35 pm
He looks like a dyke with down syndrome….
03.25.08 at 11:43 pm
He’s just upset that he’s outside explaining his shirt to straight people and not inside treating Brian like a little whore!!
03.26.08 at 3:31 am
Blondie is old people music … B O R I N G!
03.26.08 at 6:18 am
Sylvester Stallone in an iconic role
03.26.08 at 5:10 pm
ewww his upper body is soooo fat and his lower looks like it can’t hold his top portion up. ewww.
03.26.08 at 7:31 pm
Debbie Harry hates him.
03.26.08 at 7:45 pm
The reason why abortions are necessary. I would hate to be his parents.
03.26.08 at 7:46 pm
If i was his dad and my co-workers asked about my son, I’d be like “I have no son.” Then I’d cry….a river of tears & regret.
Only Toronto can conceive a fruit like this….
03.26.08 at 7:49 pm
i found his myspace and his facebook.
http://www.myspace.com/poisonfreeforever
and
Marc Andrew Smith on facebook toronto network…….
03.26.08 at 8:13 pm
it must suck to be that hideous and to be in the gay scene.
he looks like a pig had a baby with a wild bore.
03.26.08 at 8:20 pm
UGGAY, you’re wrong. don’t be a hater, he looks like a pig had a baby with a wild bore, but then they had an abortion but satan brought that pig bore baby back to life and gave it a vagina and mixed it with a lesbian with a dash of pussy….oh and down syndrome and HIV.
03.26.08 at 8:38 pm
Too bad hes better in bed than all of you.
03.26.08 at 8:46 pm
Actually… hes kinda hot it seems. Just needs to burn the shirt.
03.26.08 at 8:50 pm
dykewithdownsyndrome……ewwww. the thought of his chubby grey small dick and his sweaty pig body in bed can make anyone puke. can he even see his own dick? his fat gut probably covers it. it’s probably a man clit. ewww.
gays are supposed to be hot, this one fails miserably. Clothes won’t make him look any better, cuz once it’s off he’s still a chubby fug pig. He should keep the shirt on…..forever!
03.26.08 at 8:56 pm
remember in the early – mid 90s there was a huge counter reaction to neon and flourecent clothing of the late 80s? aka earth tones & mimimalism hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm woww… this shit makes me want to barf, cry, and maybe listen to the cranberries on cassette.
03.26.08 at 10:02 pm
lets see, to bad you all have too much time on your hands that you have to sit here and judge someperson you dont know and have never met. To say in the nicest way possible your all cunts.
03.26.08 at 10:55 pm
sf—you’re an idiot. you missed the whole point. The guy is a fat pig, and everything on here is pretty much accurate.
03.26.08 at 11:30 pm
ewww he’s even uglier when he poses for myspace pics. die fat hipster scum!!!
He deserves to be a “don’t”. Gavin go back and do one more just for this guy.
03.26.08 at 11:39 pm
have you ever seen a denser earlobe on a human? An what about that huge blister on his finger? better hope it’s not catching. he should ask some bashers to submerse him in the don river as a favour to all of us posters, he’s just that much of a looser and in death he just might redeem himself, maybe.
03.27.08 at 9:36 am
his earlobe looks like a pigs asshole.
03.27.08 at 10:15 am
he’s really ugly. forget the shirt. it must suck being that ugly, you have try and make up for it by dressing like a Gwen Stefani fan. He fails to realize that this makes him even uglier. his dick probably looks like those super mini sausages filled with cheese. yuck!
03.27.08 at 1:18 pm
according to his myspace
“DEAD PEOPLE I WOULD HAVE LIKED TO MEET/SEE
- MY MOTHER
- JAMES DEAN
- ANYONE WHO HAS LAID DOWN THEIR LIVES FOR THE FREEDOM OF ANYONE.
- MALCOLM X
- MAHATMA GANDHI”
deep.
03.27.08 at 1:23 pm
YOU GUYS ARE SUCH PUSSIES.!!!!!
IF YOU GUYS HATE THIS KID SO MUCH, THE LINKS T HIS PROFILES ARE THERE.
STOP HIDING BEHIND YOUR COMPUTER SCREENS AND SEND HIM HATE MAIL SO HE CAN SEE WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE.
YOU GUYS MAKE ME SICK.
03.27.08 at 2:03 pm
eddie, you don’t need to have your period just because people are making fun of your boyfriend.
03.27.08 at 2:16 pm
How do you know he’s Canadian? The rainbow bracelet?
03.27.08 at 3:01 pm
eww. I bet he thinks he’s hot shit…but he’s actually cold diarreah.
03.27.08 at 4:45 pm
there’s been so many uglies on this site…but this beauty queen is like top notch fug. ugh.
03.27.08 at 4:46 pm
I went to his myspace….I thought this pic was bad, but he’s actually more hideous in pictures he chooses to upload online. not a good look at all. looking like rosie odonell with a grey dick must suck.
03.27.08 at 4:53 pm
lol.. He’s not even fat.
03.30.08 at 10:48 am
is that matt damon?
03.31.08 at 4:23 pm
he’s so ugly
04.01.08 at 4:57 am
Patton Oswalt is fucking annoying. Ok you’re sick and tired of this and that. Shut up Oswalt you fucking baby.
04.18.08 at 11:02 am
He’s well known for having what is basically the biggest dick attached to a human in all of Canada.
Maybe a slight exaggeration, but probably not far off from the truth. Just ask any of your homo friends.
Assuming you have…friends…
04.21.08 at 1:17 am
i guess if you consider those sausage fingers dicks.
05.12.08 at 11:19 pm
so I saw this kid in person, and this picture makes him look wayyy worse than he actually is
He’s actually kinda hot in real life
06.09.08 at 10:53 am
yooo thats Marc, i love that kiddd
08.25.08 at 6:08 pm
these comments explain how marc lost all that weight and got back to being a sexy little fox so fast.
01.12.09 at 10:32 pm