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If you listen carefully you can hear a guy who sounds exactly like Patton Oswalt explaining Blondie to a 20-year-old Canadian who doesn’t care.

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This entry was posted on 03.25.08 at 2:03 pm by Gavin McInnes. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 2.0 feed. You can E-mail it to a friend.
51 Comments
  1. sacha Says:

    the t-shirt is gayer than obama but you must admit it has something. Too bad the guy is not lux interior.


  2. erm Says:

    Question mark?


  3. tommy gun Says:

    i just broke my laptop trying to punch him in the face. when you punch photos you don’t hurt the people in the photos, just yourself – you remember that kids!


  4. Branson Carbine Says:

    Seriously…when do we get a Street Boner dedicated to the girl in your Genital Wart banner ad?


  5. sheep Says:

    rip n hammer looks like hes getting ready do either to this guy or maybe hes done it to himself to get into that mess


  6. UGHHH Says:

    the gay hipster who didn’t like Blondie until he bought that shirt for 90 dollars at Urban Outfitters looks like Rosie O’Donnell.


  7. KITTEH Says:

    GO OBAMA!


  8. Brd Says:

    trevor is 27 not 20


  9. c'mon Says:

    this moron looks like someone I’d reeeally like to punch in the face. hes got a face like an overweight Mccully Caulkin


  10. muthafutha Says:

    the hpv wart girl:it’s like her face isn’t symmetrical or something. perhaps it’s the warts.


  11. MethMagic Says:

    “I’m getting vaklempt.”


  12. Boop Says:

    FAT PEOPLE SHOULDN’T WEAR SKINNY JEANS.


  13. Lordy Says:

    His grandpa hates his guts.


  14. Ummm Says:

    he left his neck at home.


  15. FUGZ_LEE Says:

    He looks like a dyke with down syndrome….


  16. 000 Says:

    He’s just upset that he’s outside explaining his shirt to straight people and not inside treating Brian like a little whore!!


  17. Dr. Fate Says:

    Blondie is old people music … B O R I N G!


  18. Frank Fittesaft Says:

    Sylvester Stallone in an iconic role


  19. LULZ Says:

    ewww his upper body is soooo fat and his lower looks like it can’t hold his top portion up. ewww.


  20. Blondie_69 Says:

    Debbie Harry hates him.


  21. Blechhh Says:

    The reason why abortions are necessary. I would hate to be his parents.


  22. NYCHOOD Says:

    If i was his dad and my co-workers asked about my son, I’d be like “I have no son.” Then I’d cry….a river of tears & regret.

    Only Toronto can conceive a fruit like this….


  23. dykewithdownsyndrome Says:

    i found his myspace and his facebook.

    http://www.myspace.com/poisonfreeforever

    and

    Marc Andrew Smith on facebook toronto network…….


  24. UGGAY Says:

    it must suck to be that hideous and to be in the gay scene.
    he looks like a pig had a baby with a wild bore.


  25. Spike Says:

    UGGAY, you’re wrong. don’t be a hater, he looks like a pig had a baby with a wild bore, but then they had an abortion but satan brought that pig bore baby back to life and gave it a vagina and mixed it with a lesbian with a dash of pussy….oh and down syndrome and HIV.


  26. Spike Says:

    Too bad hes better in bed than all of you.


  27. dykewithdownsyndrome Says:

    Actually… hes kinda hot it seems. Just needs to burn the shirt.


  28. NoNoNo Says:

    dykewithdownsyndrome……ewwww. the thought of his chubby grey small dick and his sweaty pig body in bed can make anyone puke. can he even see his own dick? his fat gut probably covers it. it’s probably a man clit. ewww.

    gays are supposed to be hot, this one fails miserably. Clothes won’t make him look any better, cuz once it’s off he’s still a chubby fug pig. He should keep the shirt on…..forever!


  29. stupid dumb Says:

    remember in the early – mid 90s there was a huge counter reaction to neon and flourecent clothing of the late 80s? aka earth tones & mimimalism hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm woww… this shit makes me want to barf, cry, and maybe listen to the cranberries on cassette.


  30. sf Says:

    lets see, to bad you all have too much time on your hands that you have to sit here and judge someperson you dont know and have never met. To say in the nicest way possible your all cunts.


  31. LAWLSSS Says:

    sf—you’re an idiot. you missed the whole point. The guy is a fat pig, and everything on here is pretty much accurate.


  32. fecebook Says:

    ewww he’s even uglier when he poses for myspace pics. die fat hipster scum!!!
    He deserves to be a “don’t”. Gavin go back and do one more just for this guy.


  33. muthafutha Says:

    have you ever seen a denser earlobe on a human? An what about that huge blister on his finger? better hope it’s not catching. he should ask some bashers to submerse him in the don river as a favour to all of us posters, he’s just that much of a looser and in death he just might redeem himself, maybe.


  34. StreetCarnage!!! Says:

    his earlobe looks like a pigs asshole.


  35. oxford Says:

    he’s really ugly. forget the shirt. it must suck being that ugly, you have try and make up for it by dressing like a Gwen Stefani fan. He fails to realize that this makes him even uglier. his dick probably looks like those super mini sausages filled with cheese. yuck!


  36. oxford Says:

    according to his myspace

    “DEAD PEOPLE I WOULD HAVE LIKED TO MEET/SEE

    - MY MOTHER
    - JAMES DEAN
    - ANYONE WHO HAS LAID DOWN THEIR LIVES FOR THE FREEDOM OF ANYONE.
    - MALCOLM X
    - MAHATMA GANDHI”

    deep.


  37. eddie Says:

    YOU GUYS ARE SUCH PUSSIES.!!!!!
    IF YOU GUYS HATE THIS KID SO MUCH, THE LINKS T HIS PROFILES ARE THERE.
    STOP HIDING BEHIND YOUR COMPUTER SCREENS AND SEND HIM HATE MAIL SO HE CAN SEE WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE.
    YOU GUYS MAKE ME SICK.


  38. baldwin Says:

    eddie, you don’t need to have your period just because people are making fun of your boyfriend.


  39. mr.wilson Says:

    How do you know he’s Canadian? The rainbow bracelet?


  40. Breeanna Says:

    eww. I bet he thinks he’s hot shit…but he’s actually cold diarreah.


  41. fugzlee Says:

    there’s been so many uglies on this site…but this beauty queen is like top notch fug. ugh.


  42. alife Says:

    I went to his myspace….I thought this pic was bad, but he’s actually more hideous in pictures he chooses to upload online. not a good look at all. looking like rosie odonell with a grey dick must suck.


  43. !!! Says:

    lol.. He’s not even fat.


  44. pacey Says:

    is that matt damon?


  45. fugee Says:

    he’s so ugly


  46. Robert Says:

    Patton Oswalt is fucking annoying. Ok you’re sick and tired of this and that. Shut up Oswalt you fucking baby.


  47. Re: NoNoNo Says:

    He’s well known for having what is basically the biggest dick attached to a human in all of Canada.

    Maybe a slight exaggeration, but probably not far off from the truth. Just ask any of your homo friends.

    Assuming you have…friends…


  48. re re: NoNoNo Says:

    i guess if you consider those sausage fingers dicks.


  49. rapist Says:

    so I saw this kid in person, and this picture makes him look wayyy worse than he actually is
    He’s actually kinda hot in real life


  50. anna v Says:

    yooo thats Marc, i love that kiddd


  51. bow chicha meow Says:

    these comments explain how marc lost all that weight and got back to being a sexy little fox so fast.


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