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This slot machine sums up casinos perfectly: They want you to think a pile of shit is made of diamonds.

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This entry was posted on 06.15.10 at 12:35 pm by Gavin McInnes. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 2.0 feed. You can E-mail it to a friend.

10 Comments

Anonymous Says:

what is this

06.15.10 at 1:39 pm
Anonymous Says:

oooh sparkles

06.15.10 at 5:30 pm
DryRub Says:

I won enough money on that exact machine to pay for my shitty buffet.

06.15.10 at 7:51 pm
BOLLOCKS TO THIS Says:

australia has this disease too, we call it fleecing pensioners

06.15.10 at 9:36 pm
john wilkes booth Says:

Ohhh I know that machine. The first and only time I ever went gambling I saw this and felt really depressed.

06.16.10 at 1:11 am
Anonymous Says:

Great expectations.

06.16.10 at 7:21 am
Frenchy Says:

I wonder if Paul Krugman “rides the slots”?

06.16.10 at 10:24 am
DetoNate Says:

Are slot machine companies now zeroing in on the “Lonely Female” market? Does someone play this thing thinking their new best friend and confidant is going to fall out the chute?

06.16.10 at 12:41 pm
no.thanks. Says:

everytime i see this machine i lose my shit and start crying and fapping at the same time. dear lord, what a pile of shit.

06.16.10 at 9:59 pm
GoofyDawg Says:

So true…
and for whoever asked: a huge percentage of casino income comes from old ladies; anyone who’s been inside one can clearly see that.

06.17.10 at 2:26 pm

STREET BONER 1680

This is just as ridiculous as Beyoncé doing shampoo ads for “blondes.”

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STREET BONER 1679

Meet the exception to the “Women are attracted to confidence” rule.

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STREET BONER 1678

When I’m mayor, brass knuckles will no longer be illegal but short hair and flats will.

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STREET BONER 1677

You can keep your California girls. I wish they could all be breathtaking slobs who don’t give a shit.

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