Chubby fucks are a lot of fun after a hard day’s work in December but it’s 93 degrees today and the summer is strictly for skinny bitches.

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29 Comments
  1. esteban Says:

    Air conditioners are twenty bucks at the dollar store, so getting one and continuing to fuck a girl with an ass is still an option.


  2. JulesOFLondon Says:

    Amen to that muthafuckaaa


  3. the realist Says:

    STRICLY?


  4. bolo Says:

    her flesh colored shoes remind me of that joke about you could buy human flesh shoes in viet nam for $10,000 but you could get the black ones on sale for $9.99


  5. imyar Says:

    ugh i hate them they look so good


  6. skewerered Says:

    blond reminds me of debbie lee carrington, bitch midget mars barfly from total recall. dont ask.


  7. Uncle Wah Wah Says:

    These two porcelain figurines should come with a little “paint by numbers” color pallette to put some life into them


  8. Vane$$a Says:

    you fag.


  9. strender fatocaster's grandpa Says:

    You’ve been married too long. This is some FIT flotsam and jetsam. -1.5 kitties.


  10. DryRub Says:

    couldn’t agree more


  11. Anonymous Says:

    if the short one was wearing the tall ones outfit it’d b a do…wait can i say that on here?


  12. Winger Says:

    smart, nerdy girls of the Jersey Shore


  13. really? Says:

    skewerered, the fact that you knew the midget prostitutes name from total recall is shocking enough


  14. Mans Like Says:

    No reason for me to look at them from the waist up


  15. Zippy Says:

    The short one is okay, but lose the support hose, nana. Looks silly with jean shorts.


  16. for realz Says:

    are men really this base and retarded? You basically have to be just slutty from the waist down and they will want to fuck it?


  17. Anonymous Says:

    maybe i still have time to get my eating disorder on so i can be ’strictly summer’! i hope i’ll be able to lose some LBs so i can wear flesh-colored oxfords and keds with knee-hi hose.


  18. StrawberryShortCake Says:

    @ for realz – OK, we get it. You posted twice. You’re an angry chick covered in fatty residue and perspiration.


  19. Dirk Diggler Says:

    the weather has no effect on the size of chick i want to bone


  20. Lana Says:

    short one could be hotter in a better.
    and has living in socal my whole life made me see that these chicks don’t look slutty at all compared to the southbay girls…


  21. Jetpack Says:

    Twenty-three comments and no Yao Ming joke?


  22. babz Says:

    don’t hate


  23. A hot girl Says:

    LA > NY cause we dress like this all yeast round


  24. A hot girl Says:

    Fuck auto spell


  25. I Says:

    That midget one was probably some killer ‘bait a decade ago.


  26. Anonymous Says:

    An Asian girl I don’t want to have sex with? Well, that’s new.


  27. Tooks Says:

    the little one looks like chloe sevigny. she’s weird.


  28. Mel Says:

    Chubby guys, however, are never in fashion. They’re the human equivalent of Adidas flop flops.


  29. Beef Says:

    “Herro,I have a stlange hairrine.”


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