Why do parents hate neck tattoos so much? They only prevent you from getting jobs you don’t want anyway and they turn hopeless skater nerds into mysterious art rockers that may or may not have killed a guy.
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Just to be clear, this is not a hole in her tights. It’s a hole in the ass-time continuum that will swallow your entire paycheck if you go near it.
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This guy needs a fat friend in a trench coat that drinks 2 litres of rum and coke and reads hentai Stat!!
03.27.08 at 7:24 am
he is probably waiting for exactly that person to emerge from the restroom
03.27.08 at 7:39 am
Both of these comments are so true it hurts.
What more can be said?
03.27.08 at 7:49 am
the only thing good about this site is the carnage shit.
WHICH IS SEVEN YEARS OLD ANYWAYS.
03.27.08 at 8:24 am
“Why do parents hate neck tattoos so much?”
In this instance it couldn’t possibly be the neck tattoo that parents hate, but the actual kid!
What trimester would this kid be in now?!
03.27.08 at 9:26 am
UHHHHH I AM SO STONED UHHHH YEAH UHHHHHH YEAH
03.27.08 at 10:21 am
I used to feel that way about neck tattoos. While I do understand where you’re coming from,I only have this to say about neck tattoos…Blink 182.
03.27.08 at 10:59 am
This chick that works the drive-thru window at the biscuit shop in town has a neck tattoo that proudly proclaims “BITCH”, and it’s on the side of her neck that points straight at the customer. It’s like the ultimate “No, you can’t have any extra ketchup.” Nobody even bothers to ask….
03.27.08 at 12:58 pm
Jihad Joe has Pakistan heard about Good Charlotte yet. Let me know cause they suck also, but just because they have tattoos in general doesn’t ruin all other tattoos through time.
Hey Jihad Joe, did you get 72 Jewish Virgins? I bet you wish you did!
03.27.08 at 1:02 pm
check out his tight pants
03.27.08 at 1:43 pm
That’s it, I’m moving to a town with a drive through biscuit shop. High tea’s a bitch in my town.
03.27.08 at 2:52 pm
Someone wake me up when all these wankers stop wearing girls jeans… zzz.
03.27.08 at 4:24 pm
Four painkillers and a blunt for the win…
03.27.08 at 4:33 pm
I’d say it’s so he doesn’t get confused with a 15-year-old
03.27.08 at 10:20 pm
Damn Chewtoy. That was a wicked burn. I’ll leave you to your precious neck tattoos that mean nothing due to overexposure by mall bands.
As for the 72 virgins…any straight man wishes he had 72 virgins.
03.27.08 at 11:54 pm
kiwi boy you must be the biggest loser, dont they tight pants in NZ.
i guess your all rappers over there
03.28.08 at 12:06 am
American Apparel plus Urban Outfitters = ……….
03.28.08 at 12:21 am
Are you fuckin’ kidding me. Any straight man would choose these fuckin’ Sluts!!! Naomi, Sasha Gray, Linda Lovelace, Gianna Michaels, Carmella Bing, Cody Lane, Amy Reid, Tera Patrick, Audrey Bitoni, Racquel Darrian, Pam Grier -not a slut-, Lanny Barbie, Puma Swede, Michelle B, the chick on http://www.ideepthroat.com, Paris Hilton, Briana Banks, Jenna Jameson, Alexis Malone, Alektra, Vanessa Del Rio, Kim Chambers, Marilyn Chambers, April Summers, Presley Maddox, Trina, Taylor Rain, Veronica Zemanova, Veronica Vanoza, Gina Ryder, Hillary Scott, Tabitha Stevens…
Anyways the point is that when you go to heaven g.d isn’t waiting with a giant banner that reads WELCOME TO YOUR ULTIMATE PUSSY PARTY with halal confetti spraying every which way and imam boxing coach to keep you motivated when you think you just can’t handle the pussy you need to destroy.
Yeah any Straight man would choose 72 Virgins or the how-ever many sluts I listed. A straight man wouldn’t kill himself in his 20s to go to some made up heaven, a Straight man would go to the bar -also not kosher for muslims- and earn his right to fuck by talking a women into it, not by begging some chicks father for the permission to jerk-off inside of her.
P.S. There is a suicide bomber and he gets on a bus in Israel and blows himself up. All the people on the bus die. One of the victims of suicide bomber is in the line-up to heaven when he sees the suicide bomber walking to the front of the line. He starts laughing hard, just cracking the fuck up! Har Har Har Har Har Har Har Har Har!!! The person behind him asks him “why are you laughing so much, what’s funny?” The Victim points to the suicide bomber who is very eager to get into heaven and says “You see that guy, he killed me, he’s a Suicide Bomber, he’s going to get 72 virgins now.” The man confused asks the victim “well why is that funny?” the Victim says “after he blew himself up and before I got here, I took his penis that was lying on the floor!” HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR!!!
Fatwa yourself Jihad Joe!
03.28.08 at 12:34 am
Hey that chick is wearing girl’s jeans because she is a girl!
03.28.08 at 12:36 am
I wonder if anyone will ever read ghd’s comment in its entirety.
03.28.08 at 10:23 am
oh shit i can’t feel my legs
03.28.08 at 10:43 am
This is a blast from the 80’s. This dude looks just like my first crush! Slim pants, cool sneaks, the bright colors & leather jacket, stoned listening to Journey back near the bathrooms at the school dance…oh wait, he would have been wearing Wallabees at the dance!
03.28.08 at 1:10 pm
thats just fucking cruel! buy the kid a fucking fallafel or a veggie BLT.
at least by him some real drugs, all the huffing is going to stunt his growth
03.29.08 at 9:16 pm
OMGZ I LUVZ HIPSTERZ
Hook me upz wit this dude
03.30.08 at 11:50 pm
wow confused post emo kid goes new rave irony. never seen that before…
04.04.08 at 6:21 pm
I thought payphones where extinct.
04.15.08 at 5:57 am
Apparently neck tattoos also give you a very strange sense of colour coding
04.23.08 at 9:46 pm