Why so self-conscious? What are you, living in a city full of judgemental assholes who will nail you to the cross for even the slightest indescretion?
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Sergian Says:
Sunnies are a bit much but with those boozies not complaining.
if she didn’t have boobs people would be ripping her apart and bangs are cute if you’re still into that whole Zooey Deschanel wannabe look. she should dye her hair brown too go hard or go home!
Yea she looks like a nice girl to hang out with and she can tell you how her face turns pink when she goes out in the sun and as a friend, you offer her some bronzer but she’s like, nah, I’m cool. And you offer her some better looking pants and she’s like, nah, I’m cool. And you’re like, wow, you’re so cool with everything. You can be the cool chick and I’ll be the hotter chick. All is gravy.
Saying girls need spike pumps with every outfit is like saying all guys need at least a 7.34 inch dick. You may think you’re right but you’re just… mean. meanie.
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Sunnies are a bit much but with those boozies not complaining.
07.06.10 at 11:49 am
Brooklyn is like high school……………………. forever.
07.06.10 at 11:56 am
At LEAST an 8. Jugs are hanging a bit low, you might wonder where they will end up in a few years, but then I live for today!!!
07.06.10 at 11:57 am
I like suspenders with bell-bottoms more.
07.06.10 at 12:24 pm
I can’t hate this look; the suspenders being forced out by the fully covered ta-tas has a nice slut/coquette thing to it.
07.06.10 at 12:45 pm
wrong but right
07.06.10 at 1:09 pm
I’d like to nail her cross…
07.06.10 at 3:35 pm
i guess i would.
…if she let me
07.06.10 at 3:50 pm
I’m still thinking about that last street boner GODDAMN! THAT GIRL WAS FINE! yeah this chick…cute suspenders???
07.06.10 at 6:30 pm
i see no indiscretions
07.06.10 at 6:35 pm
i just don’t like the pants,
so how about no pants at all
07.06.10 at 7:04 pm
this chick will go up to a 9-ish with BANGS. chick, if you’re reading this.. get your hair cut.
07.06.10 at 9:23 pm
This is what a muppet would look like if they were suddenly made human…
07.07.10 at 12:08 am
yes! bangs for sure
and pumps with this outfit for sure
07.07.10 at 12:22 am
She probably didn’t know this photo would rated in kitten heads.
07.07.10 at 4:27 am
Perfect tits, 9.
07.07.10 at 7:47 am
This is one of those situations where you say “fuck fashion”. She looks like a chill person, that you can grab a bite to eat with, and get to know.
07.07.10 at 8:32 am
She has nice boobs and all but her outfit says she just left the mall in Phoenix. Or somewhere else sucky
07.07.10 at 10:42 am
(books tickets to Phoenix)
07.07.10 at 11:56 am
^ thank you, Ghost. Best laugh I’ve had all day.
07.07.10 at 12:16 pm
if she didn’t have boobs people would be ripping her apart and bangs are cute if you’re still into that whole Zooey Deschanel wannabe look. she should dye her hair brown too go hard or go home!
07.07.10 at 1:00 pm
Yea she looks like a nice girl to hang out with and she can tell you how her face turns pink when she goes out in the sun and as a friend, you offer her some bronzer but she’s like, nah, I’m cool. And you offer her some better looking pants and she’s like, nah, I’m cool. And you’re like, wow, you’re so cool with everything. You can be the cool chick and I’ll be the hotter chick. All is gravy.
07.07.10 at 4:43 pm
she’s a starter kit.
07.08.10 at 2:03 am
those glasses suck but she has the best bod ever so its okay
07.08.10 at 2:34 am
is she that waterfront cop that mcnulty shacked up with?
07.08.10 at 3:11 am
Those pants show off the weirdest body type ever. Those are some itty bitty legs she has.
07.08.10 at 9:56 pm
Saying girls need spike pumps with every outfit is like saying all guys need at least a 7.34 inch dick. You may think you’re right but you’re just… mean. meanie.
07.09.10 at 11:24 am
I love how suspenders make your tits look like they’re trying to escape.
07.10.10 at 12:19 pm
I would love to be between those pale sweater cows.
10.12.10 at 4:55 pm
Tits + suspenders = boners.
09.07.11 at 6:54 pm
The McInnes Theorem, currently awaiting a publisher.
09.07.11 at 6:54 pm