Why so self-conscious? What are you, living in a city full of judgemental assholes who will nail you to the cross for even the slightest indescretion?

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31 Comments
  1. Sergian Says:

    Sunnies are a bit much but with those boozies not complaining.


  2. Doh Yeah! Says:

    Brooklyn is like high school……………………. forever.


  3. Uncle Wah Wah Says:

    At LEAST an 8. Jugs are hanging a bit low, you might wonder where they will end up in a few years, but then I live for today!!!


  4. Name Says:

    I like suspenders with bell-bottoms more.


  5. DetoNate Says:

    I can’t hate this look; the suspenders being forced out by the fully covered ta-tas has a nice slut/coquette thing to it.


  6. Arthur Mometer Says:

    wrong but right


  7. Anonymous Says:

    I’d like to nail her cross…


  8. Greyhood Says:

    i guess i would.

    …if she let me


  9. Looking for mr. Goodbar Says:

    I’m still thinking about that last street boner GODDAMN! THAT GIRL WAS FINE! yeah this chick…cute suspenders???


  10. BOLLOCKS TO THIS Says:

    i see no indiscretions


  11. Lana Says:

    i just don’t like the pants,
    so how about no pants at all


  12. Stephen Says:

    this chick will go up to a 9-ish with BANGS. chick, if you’re reading this.. get your hair cut.


  13. James Says:

    This is what a muppet would look like if they were suddenly made human…


  14. she bangs Says:

    yes! bangs for sure
    and pumps with this outfit for sure


  15. Jay Says:

    She probably didn’t know this photo would rated in kitten heads.


  16. cream Says:

    Perfect tits, 9.


  17. GodFlow Says:

    This is one of those situations where you say “fuck fashion”. She looks like a chill person, that you can grab a bite to eat with, and get to know.


  18. A hot girl Says:

    She has nice boobs and all but her outfit says she just left the mall in Phoenix. Or somewhere else sucky


  19. THE GHOST OF EMMET TILL Says:

    (books tickets to Phoenix)


  20. DetoNate Says:

    ^ thank you, Ghost. Best laugh I’ve had all day.


  21. BOB WILEY Says:

    if she didn’t have boobs people would be ripping her apart and bangs are cute if you’re still into that whole Zooey Deschanel wannabe look. she should dye her hair brown too go hard or go home!


  22. Some Bitch Says:

    Yea she looks like a nice girl to hang out with and she can tell you how her face turns pink when she goes out in the sun and as a friend, you offer her some bronzer but she’s like, nah, I’m cool. And you offer her some better looking pants and she’s like, nah, I’m cool. And you’re like, wow, you’re so cool with everything. You can be the cool chick and I’ll be the hotter chick. All is gravy.


  23. ku klux klam Says:

    she’s a starter kit.


  24. tus papa Says:

    those glasses suck but she has the best bod ever so its okay


  25. gabelord Says:

    is she that waterfront cop that mcnulty shacked up with?


  26. Tooks Says:

    Those pants show off the weirdest body type ever. Those are some itty bitty legs she has.


  27. Mel Says:

    Saying girls need spike pumps with every outfit is like saying all guys need at least a 7.34 inch dick. You may think you’re right but you’re just… mean. meanie.


  28. esteban Says:

    I love how suspenders make your tits look like they’re trying to escape.


  29. Pixelwhore Says:

    I would love to be between those pale sweater cows.


  30. Manuelito Says:

    Tits + suspenders = boners.


  31. Manuelito Says:

    The McInnes Theorem, currently awaiting a publisher.


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