If the world was cartoon, I’d be standing behind her with a boner waiting for her to reverse into it with a huge SPLOITCH!

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42 Comments
  1. just a cunt hair away Says:

    and yet only 7 kittens?…


  2. Gavin Says:

    oops – fixed


  3. Lonnie Says:

    yum


  4. Bionica Says:

    I’d try to say some stupid white boy shit to her just to pretend I tried.


  5. DetoNate Says:

    This pic is symbolic of my quest to hand out pudding pies to all the way-too-skinny white girls out there. Does anyone else appreciate just how high level math is needed to describe those curves? I have to go now.


  6. imyar Says:

    i am intimidated by the awesome


  7. JUCÍFEUR Says:

    If you know, then you know the just-right sexy giggle that ass makes.


  8. Eine Kleine Arsemusik Says:

    Oh yeah? Is that the sound of this experience? “Sploitch?”


  9. Anonymous Says:

    i just went “sploitch” in my pants. i seriously want to marry her


  10. I Got Dat Work Says:

    I’m A Push It Like A Dope Bitch


  11. kure kure takora Says:

    Meh. Not really feeling this.


  12. Anonymous Says:

    smokahontas jones AGAIN?!?!?!?!?


  13. moufbreatha Says:

    Awseome! Roll bounce.


  14. Greyhood Says:

    brown sugar can roll up on my cartoon boner anyday


  15. drippy dog dix and cum bubbles or something Says:

    you panderer you!


  16. total fucking hippie Says:

    perfect and look at the stomach pooch seals the deal also women should always be encouraged to skate it makes there ass and legs amazing even though it’s pretty dorky


  17. 665 Says:

    Rollerskates won’t get her to heaven, but my bed ain’t too far off.


  18. Monkey Banger Says:

    100%, four-star, Made in America Niggahhhhh!


  19. Lana Says:

    hmm,she actually has curves so the tight clothing works.
    unlike the fatties who say their curvy.


  20. Vane$$a Says:

    ah-mazinnnnnn


  21. pedro Says:

    think i’m love

    srsly


  22. Hired Goons Says:

    She’s a babe and all, but a white guy will never touch this girl. Isn’t that what Jim Goad has been on about all these years?


  23. WEED Says:

    6/10


  24. v Says:

    Jesus Christ


  25. 80's roller rink Says:

    She has a cute face and a thick banging body; I usually don’t go for the “thick” girls but something about her is really sexy; that something is most likely her dunky and d.s.l..

    ps: that mans salt and pepper beard in the background is win.


  26. GodFlow Says:

    This is straight up sexy, no doubt about it. She’s not pencil thin, but has enough weight distributed around her so that it’s all in the right places.


  27. a4awesome Says:

    I want her ass.


  28. OG Says:

    hahaha most white guys have no swagger so good luck. I need a quarter to bounce off her ass. wow.


  29. Drew P. Balls. Says:

    The keyboard line form “Push It” plays whenever she walks in the room, no matter what room it is.


  30. Anonymous Says:

    I keep returning here to gaze upon this glorious vision of sex over and over again. Don’t ever leave the front page.


  31. koreanish Says:

    ranked #1 out of 1282 in my book. By a long fucking mile.


  32. Jennifer Hudson Says:

    ass for days, my nigga. days.


  33. Anonymous Says:

    i’m intimidated by that much ass… and yet it could be my grandest hour… choices choices


  34. THE GHOST OF EMMET TILL Says:

    FWhite women fuel me.\


  35. Some Bitch Says:

    Something tells me that shorty knows what to do with all that ass so why the fear? All you have to do is enjoy the beauty of the booty clap or put a dick in it and watch it bounce. That’s why curvy chicks are gold and skinny ones are silver.


  36. cookie Says:

    YES!!
    LOVE her.


  37. Kool G Rapp Says:

    co sign jennifah…for the first time no one is getting pissy about bullshit like the material of her boots or her pose. fuck, gavin make this SB’s new wallpaper.


  38. Anonymous Says:

    very pretty


  39. booty Says:

    A+++++++ boner


  40. Nina Says:

    That body is a rare treasure plus she’s wicked hot. put it.


  41. Jug Says:

    holy shit. some days i would kill to not be a white boy.


  42. Ryoku_Cha Says:

    Jeez


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