Sorry confident teens, I fucked you when I was a teenager and it was like playing tennis with a toddler.

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31 Comments
  1. the king of cumshot Says:

    my penis is the center of the universe


  2. Bourgeois Swayze Says:

    Trainables


  3. Zippy Says:

    The blond knows she can get 99% of males age 15-65 to do any damn thing she asks with a coy smile and a flash of those legs. Must be anadrenalin rush of power!!!!!


  4. imyar Says:

    rtrd’d bitchez


  5. pfft Says:

    and we fucked you and it was boring and predictable and far too easy.


  6. Anonymous Says:

    bridge and tunnel


  7. Genu Valgum Says:

    Nice legs, although I generally find knock knees to be unattractive. I prefer bowed and bootyliscious


  8. fredMS Says:

    lol @ niggas talking about knees


  9. THE GHOST OF EMMET TILL Says:

    This new breed of post-Lohan teens have stepped up their fuck skills substantially. I’m often seen salivating outside of the local high school in my Trans Am at 2:59pm.


  10. Greyhood Says:

    @Zippy i hope your being sarcastic cause that blonde looks like a british dude, what an ugly mug. woof!


  11. DetoNate Says:

    Careful Fellas; once sex with sweet, supple young women starts to get boring, thats when you start exploring other areas to “keep things fresh”. Next thing you know, you’re into self-strangulation and end up dead like Michael Hutchins.
    Bring me those Ladies and I’ll make them feel more amazing that they ever thought possible.


  12. Jennifer Hudson Says:

    Hermès belt, Marc Jacob bag, spent so much, but got no swag.


  13. Chino Says:

    Jail bait


  14. God Says:

    Hey Gavin,
    This is a keeper. Comedy gold, my son.
    Love

    Gahd


  15. Bionica Says:

    for us out here in the suburbs those necllaces are like stylish black shoes are for you guys. always a turn on at least since like the 80’s


  16. Sergian Says:

    “The decades since the sixties have done a remarkable job of completing the sexual revolution. This is a generation of astonishing fellators. There’s been nothing like them ever before among their class of young women.” Philip Roth.


  17. seth putnam Says:

    Don’t recycle jokes you twittered three weeks ago, Gavin.


  18. DeathSquad Says:

    I wonder what they’re listening to?


  19. ew Says:

    her face makes her look like she’s been both cold and fed lots of dairy her whole life.
    in other words, she looks British.


  20. ew Says:

    @DeathSquad: Lauren Conrad’s audiobook.


  21. dude Says:

    and like tennis with a toddler, it’s fun to smash it and humiliate them until they cry.


  22. T & A Says:

    “her face makes her look like she’s been both cold and fed lots of dairy her whole life.
    in other words, she looks British.”

    HAHAH


  23. The Diceman Says:

    The one on the left has a couple more good years of free coke and getting plowed by midtown cock until her metabolism catches up and turns her back into the chubby blowjob queen that somehow got to roll with hots girls in high school.


  24. drippy dog dix and cum bubbles or something Says:

    ^ Whoa. Fucking spot on.


  25. WEED Says:

    reminds me of that one hideous picture of christina hendricks


  26. A hot girl Says:

    @The Diceman. Forreal. You can always tell which chicks are just meant to be fat. It’s in the arms


  27. fat boe Says:

    i lobe fat grrrrls


  28. Nina Says:

    Double bagger with a rack of lamb


  29. boredd Says:

    @ a hot girl: nobody’s “meant to be fat” that’s just an excuse to validate years of sedentary living. i’m sure you can’t tell what celebrities were “meant to be fat” by their arms, it’s called will power and a workout plan.


  30. rad cultist Says:

    those are fake!


  31. So Says:

    explain this to me, if the arms don’t look like this : | | like self-proclaimed “a hot girl”’s they’re meant to be fat?


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