Sorry confident teens, I fucked you when I was a teenager and it was like playing tennis with a toddler.
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The blond knows she can get 99% of males age 15-65 to do any damn thing she asks with a coy smile and a flash of those legs. Must be anadrenalin rush of power!!!!!
This new breed of post-Lohan teens have stepped up their fuck skills substantially. I’m often seen salivating outside of the local high school in my Trans Am at 2:59pm.
Careful Fellas; once sex with sweet, supple young women starts to get boring, thats when you start exploring other areas to “keep things fresh”. Next thing you know, you’re into self-strangulation and end up dead like Michael Hutchins.
Bring me those Ladies and I’ll make them feel more amazing that they ever thought possible.
“The decades since the sixties have done a remarkable job of completing the sexual revolution. This is a generation of astonishing fellators. There’s been nothing like them ever before among their class of young women.” Philip Roth.
The one on the left has a couple more good years of free coke and getting plowed by midtown cock until her metabolism catches up and turns her back into the chubby blowjob queen that somehow got to roll with hots girls in high school.
@ a hot girl: nobody’s “meant to be fat” that’s just an excuse to validate years of sedentary living. i’m sure you can’t tell what celebrities were “meant to be fat” by their arms, it’s called will power and a workout plan.
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my penis is the center of the universe
07.22.10 at 10:07 am
Trainables
07.22.10 at 10:12 am
The blond knows she can get 99% of males age 15-65 to do any damn thing she asks with a coy smile and a flash of those legs. Must be anadrenalin rush of power!!!!!
07.22.10 at 10:21 am
rtrd’d bitchez
07.22.10 at 10:28 am
and we fucked you and it was boring and predictable and far too easy.
07.22.10 at 10:34 am
bridge and tunnel
07.22.10 at 11:12 am
Nice legs, although I generally find knock knees to be unattractive. I prefer bowed and bootyliscious
07.22.10 at 11:41 am
lol @ niggas talking about knees
07.22.10 at 12:21 pm
This new breed of post-Lohan teens have stepped up their fuck skills substantially. I’m often seen salivating outside of the local high school in my Trans Am at 2:59pm.
07.22.10 at 1:06 pm
@Zippy i hope your being sarcastic cause that blonde looks like a british dude, what an ugly mug. woof!
07.22.10 at 1:07 pm
Careful Fellas; once sex with sweet, supple young women starts to get boring, thats when you start exploring other areas to “keep things fresh”. Next thing you know, you’re into self-strangulation and end up dead like Michael Hutchins.
Bring me those Ladies and I’ll make them feel more amazing that they ever thought possible.
07.22.10 at 1:09 pm
Hermès belt, Marc Jacob bag, spent so much, but got no swag.
07.22.10 at 3:16 pm
Jail bait
07.22.10 at 3:39 pm
Hey Gavin,
This is a keeper. Comedy gold, my son.
Love
Gahd
07.22.10 at 4:55 pm
for us out here in the suburbs those necllaces are like stylish black shoes are for you guys. always a turn on at least since like the 80’s
07.22.10 at 5:17 pm
“The decades since the sixties have done a remarkable job of completing the sexual revolution. This is a generation of astonishing fellators. There’s been nothing like them ever before among their class of young women.” Philip Roth.
07.22.10 at 8:46 pm
Don’t recycle jokes you twittered three weeks ago, Gavin.
07.22.10 at 9:05 pm
I wonder what they’re listening to?
07.22.10 at 10:08 pm
her face makes her look like she’s been both cold and fed lots of dairy her whole life.
in other words, she looks British.
07.23.10 at 12:24 am
@DeathSquad: Lauren Conrad’s audiobook.
07.23.10 at 12:25 am
and like tennis with a toddler, it’s fun to smash it and humiliate them until they cry.
07.23.10 at 5:27 am
“her face makes her look like she’s been both cold and fed lots of dairy her whole life.
in other words, she looks British.”
HAHAH
07.23.10 at 1:01 pm
The one on the left has a couple more good years of free coke and getting plowed by midtown cock until her metabolism catches up and turns her back into the chubby blowjob queen that somehow got to roll with hots girls in high school.
07.24.10 at 4:53 pm
^ Whoa. Fucking spot on.
07.24.10 at 9:48 pm
reminds me of that one hideous picture of christina hendricks
07.25.10 at 4:12 am
@The Diceman. Forreal. You can always tell which chicks are just meant to be fat. It’s in the arms
07.26.10 at 11:00 am
i lobe fat grrrrls
07.27.10 at 1:18 am
Double bagger with a rack of lamb
07.28.10 at 10:48 pm
@ a hot girl: nobody’s “meant to be fat” that’s just an excuse to validate years of sedentary living. i’m sure you can’t tell what celebrities were “meant to be fat” by their arms, it’s called will power and a workout plan.
08.02.10 at 1:54 pm
those are fake!
11.28.10 at 11:25 pm
explain this to me, if the arms don’t look like this : | | like self-proclaimed “a hot girl”’s they’re meant to be fat?
05.28.11 at 9:12 pm