Every time I’m about to give sandals a pass, I imagine Chucks on her and my dick becomes a pegacorn.

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23 Comments
  1. kure kure takora Says:

    What’s with girls and these sandals anyways, it’s like they have a secret pact of keeping dude’s dicks in check because they’re in more or less nothing all summer.

    I don’t go around wearing tevas, birkenstocks or some airy “mountaineering shoes”/whatever they are where my toes are to the wind, and I don’t complain about how hot my feet are.


  2. THE GHOST OF EMMET TILL Says:

    I like sandals. They hark back to my tribal savage roots.


  3. tesser Says:

    ironically this site is slowly turning into the biggest internet repository of pictures of people in sandals


  4. Hanging fold of skin Says:

    The sandal brings us back to the decandant days of a Roman orgy, Colosseum violence, servants bringing jugs of wine and royalty lazing on reclining chairs eating grapes dangling over their heads while being fanned by nubian slaves from distant lands that will soon have their flesh enjoyed by their master kind of vibe…

    Unless the toes are gross becuase then that’s the only thing you can focus on. YECCCCH!


  5. JuCIFER Says:

    Her pillow lips make for any faux pas. She can pretty much duck-tape pizza boxes to her feet.


  6. pogi Says:

    what the hells a pegacorn? too lazy to google it


  7. fredMS Says:

    pegasus + unicorn = pegacorn.


  8. GENE PARMESAN Says:

    Teva and gladiator sandals and Crocs to guys are like Northface jackets, polos and cargo short to women. PASS. she is hot though… i think those annoying sunglasses are throwing me off.


  9. DetoNate Says:

    The sandals are wrong if she’s going to be pedaling that bike behind her. She’s begging to get her feet scraped up. Otherwise, I’m OK with it. Why are opened-toed heels good if, what is essentially open-toed flats, so wrong?
    ditto @Gene, those sunglasses are irritating. Is she hiding from paparazzi?


  10. Greyhood Says:

    this is like a 2/10


  11. Gylve Says:

    adult women don’t wear chucks with dresses/skirts. sorry.


  12. imyar Says:

    chucks on a summer day are too pinchy cos yer feet swell. chucks on a summer nite can be possible. maybe one day in the summer only you can wear chucks.


  13. Hate Says:

    Wow, surprisingly, Raymi has a stupid, inane comment to make. Thank you for contributing nothing to the world. Your quest for low-level internet fame will be studied by future generations. Additionally, comments about fashion made by a Canadian are immediately rendered moot.


  14. tinyfrogs Says:

    Fuck Chucks. They are about as bad for your feet as footbinding. If her feet are well cared for, she can wear sandals. Chucks on anyone over 18 looks desperate.


  15. DeadSerious Says:

    If sandals are a concern on this chick, then you have no penis, hence you have no boner.


  16. Chino Says:

    I’m actually a fan of the Nazareth Air Jordans on this broad b/c her toes are painted to match her skirt; which leads me to believe she would take as much thought into matching her undergarments. Which is extremely sexy when they are undressing at your apartment. Plus I have a thing for brunettes with d.s.l..


  17. T & A Says:

    If Jessica Alba produced w/ someone hot instead of that pig-nosed viper guy.


  18. Average Says:

    if you have tits, don’t wear necklaces & shirts like that. it looks like she just never updated her entire wardrobe except shoes since 1996. sorry, i know this all makes me gay, but i had to express my opinion should she happen upon this website & be convinced that this works somehow.


  19. Dirk Diggler Says:

    “Every time I’m about to give sandals a pass, I imagine Chucks on her and my dick becomes a pegacorn.”

    i have no idea what this sentence means


  20. Lesbian Librarian Says:

    He regularly has out of body experiences with this dick, that’s what.


  21. Penis-Belenis Says:

    So your dick becomes non-existant? I don’t get it.


  22. taco@burrito.com Says:

    Is it not queer that so many dudes are fixating on her footwear? The fact that you all have so many fashion opinions is very actually. If she’s only an 8, then a 10 should be impossible.


  23. Mlee Says:

    Why does this site hate sandles?!


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