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When rich nerds go shopping, clothes grow amorphic cysts that whisper, “please… help… me.”

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21 Comments
  1. John Says:

    Just how many fucking scarfs is that frumpy bitch wearing, anyway?


  2. 000 Says:

    Much like salons that cut mullets .There are “artists” that design and stores that sell these things.Seriously the systems in place to make you look like a guest host for tales from The Crypt are so elaborate they’re harder to deal with than education,employment,and drug traffiking, Combined.


  3. Rubix Says:

    “Quaaaaaaid, the reactor….”


  4. muthafutha Says:

    it looks remington or rodin but yeah fucking brilliant caption just the same GAV


  5. joan Says:

    you can get into a whole heap of trouble for wearing the necronomicon


  6. tommy gun Says:

    hahahaha Rubix nice one!


  7. mr.wilson Says:

    Now I know what I can get with that $7,200.00 gift certificate my aunt gave me for Planet Hollywood.


  8. Negative Johnson Says:

    OMG-Rubix…lol


  9. a girl! Says:

    motherfucker eats up that neoclassical facade
    its a perfect background


  10. muthafutha Says:

    she’s more in love with his coat- but he’s more in love with the idea of her being in love with the coat than of he himself……LOOOOSER!!!!!!!


  11. procrastinatrix Says:

    that coat started out as a cigar store indian


  12. Dr. Drugggzzz Says:

    Rubix was fu/cking spot on. Made my day.


  13. The ghost of Richie Rich Says:

    Seriously though, what the fuck is that coat made from? Aborted whale foetus?


  14. ihatethissite Says:

    LOL


  15. Fuuuudge Says:

    he is a new horrorcore/nerdcore hip hop guy “The N3kr0b0m1c0nZ”


  16. KITTEH Says:

    HAHAHA sweet caption


  17. shit juice Says:

    this guy is making me hate denim, I never though I would go there


  18. c'mon Says:

    holy shit the tome from evil dead has manifested itself as a coat!


  19. cash Says:

    i think this guy made me wait in the rain to get into a banksy show.


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