I’d been working on her for three blocks and things were going great but just as I went in for the kill, kaboosh. Gone. Fucking Matrix bitches.

★★★★★★★★½☆

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14 Comments
  1. A REFRESH BLAST OF FRESH AIR GUST’S Says:

    You’re looking at JIM JOE hisself


  2. eh-non-ee-mus Says:

    why is she on a payphone trying to “stunt” with a “speedy bag”… sum’ aint right


  3. Jennifer Hudson Says:

    the kind of girl to refer to herself as the HBIC, tease you for 2 months, but only put out after 4 1/2, tell you you can’t do shit for her cause she’s a ‘5 star chick’, and would use a sperm donor if need be.


  4. Chino Says:

    Whoever gave this broad 8+ kitties needs to get their kitty license revoked from the KMV.

    Who the fuck uses a payphone anymore… I stopped using payphones back in the day; back in the day it only took a quarter to make a local call or beep someone. I stopped using payphones when they put a stop to people calling others collect with the name, “pick me up at x stop.” Anyway I digress, what the fuck is up with this broads jean jacket; it looks like a transvestite leather jacket that turned into a gay blue jean jacket. Further more, we all know you got that bootleg Louie Vuitton bag on Canal street from some shady Chinese lady that took you into the back room. How do we know that bag is bootleg just from this picture you ask? Because you’re on a FUCKING PAYPHONE rocking a 3 dollar dress, 2 dollar kicks, and 1 fucked up jean jacket.


  5. batmandaourz Says:

    DOPE BAYYYYBZ


  6. kid serious Says:

    would look better naked, dont fall over


  7. Greyhood Says:

    its an 8.5 cause of the toenail polish. barf


  8. booty Says:

    Chino is right.


  9. Zippy Says:

    I thought all the Hispanics have at least graduated to pay as you go phones.

    The last time I saw someone using a pay phone they were calling their friend to come over and play electric football and bring along the new Def Leppard record album.


  10. fredMS Says:

    lol im so glad there are so many fags nowadays. last week it was knees, now its using a payphone?

    yo thanks for making this a great friday, it doesn’t go unappreciated aite.


  11. DetoNate Says:

    Read the caption, fools. Photog “been working on her for three blocks” Then she saw the payphone, and used the yellow to complete the color scheme. She’s not making a call, She’s miles ahead in the modeling game.


  12. poopy-pants Says:

    No.


  13. Lana Says:

    She looks hot, but would look better naked, i don’t really like anything she’s wearing.


  14. Anonymous Says:

    I think he meant that from behind you cant tell theyre sandals, prob look like some pretty sweet bppts


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STREET BONER 1291

This woman refused to let us take her picture but it seemed unethical to let her go.

★★★★★★★★★★

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I’d been working on her for three blocks and things were going great but just as I went in for the kill, kaboosh. Gone. Fucking Matrix bitches.

★★★★★★★★½☆

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Er… for whom, rodents?

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STREET BONER 1288

Every time I’m about to give sandals a pass, I imagine Chucks on her and my dick becomes a pegacorn.

★★★★★★★★☆☆


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